DELCARATIONS OF A DIFFERENTIATED TEEN

By Alahria Silvermoon

Disclaimer: Refer to chapter one, and you will see that I do not own anything from the world of Harry Potter.

Sunday 27th October, 7:11pm, Girls Dormitories

Oh. My. God.

That is all I have to say.

Well that and if you really do exist God, please somehow help me to get through this.

7:14pm

It has been forever, I know. But this time I have a perfectly legible reason. Do you want to know what it is? It has to do with Severus Snape.

Two weeks prior to this catastrophic event that has taken place, I was casually sitting in Potions when all of a sudden, I needed to go to the bathroom. So I went, otherwise I would of definitely peed my pants. And I was stupid enough to leave you behind in the 'faithful' hands of Lily and Julez.

And do you want to know what happened when I came back?

YOU WERE GONE, DIARY.

And when I confronted Julez and Lily, they both turned pale and looked at each other fearfully.

"We, er, didn't really take much notice of your diary," Julez whispered.

"I'm sure it is around here somewhere," Lily added, trying to be helpful.

All I could think of was that one of the stupid Slytherins had gotten their hands on it. And since this diary is 100 private and I totally spill my guts in here, well naturally I freaked out.

It was so weird. I was just standing there, when all of a sudden it became difficult for me to breathe. I was sort of gasping for air, like a fish stuck on land. There was a weird sensation in my stomach, like butterflies banging around against my organs. My heart was pounding. I felt hot, and then the room started spinning. Literally. Then, I felt myself falling and a voice cried out; "CATCH HER!" And then I felt someone's arms wrap around me tight and the next thing I knew, I was waking up in the hospital wing.

And it was 8:00 at night and Lily, Julez, Sirius, James, Remus and Peter were sitting around my bed, staring at me.

"What happened?" I mumbled incoherently.

"You fainted," Lily said in a small voice.

Then, I remembered what had happened. I shot up in bed fast, ignoring the stab of pain in my head, and screamed; "WHERE THE HELL IS MY DIARY?!"

"We don't know," Julez admitted quietly. "And I feel horrible about it. I am so sorry."

"I am so screwed," I muttered. "That had everything in it. If anyone has read it, well, I might as well go and jump off the top of the Astronomy Tower right now."

I made to get out of bed, but Sirius pushed me back carefully. "Don't be silly," he said. "I'm sure we'll find it sooner or later."

"And if we don't?" I questioned.

"Well then as you said before, you're screwed," James said.

"Just out of curiosity, who caught me before when I fell?" I asked.

"Me," Sirius said.

"Thanks," I replied.

"Oh, and Tristan was here as well," Lily said. "But he left a while ago, because he had to finish homework or something."

"I think it was detention for hexing Snape the other day for you," Julez said.

"And speaking of detention, aren't you's meant to be serving detention in the library tonight?" Lily asked James and Sirius.

"Well, yeah," Sirius said. "But we…er…wanted to make sure that Evelyn was all right."

I thought was so sweet and all, until I later found out that James was here because Lily was here, and he wanted her to think he was sweet and caring enough to visit one of her best friends in the hospital wing. And Sirius probably came because James came, and Remus probably came because they came and Julez was here and Peter follows James and Sirius around everywhere so of course he came as well. Which was a major blow. Seeing as that Sirius wasn't here to make sure I was okay.

But anyway. I will try and look past that. THINK OF OTHER THINGS.

Well…they did promise to help me find my diary. They all swore on each other's lives that they would find my diary if it was the last thing they did.

But over the two weeks that passed, they didn't find you. And I was so lonely without you, diary. I had no one to confess my deepest, darkest fears and secrets to. It felt like a part of me was missing.

But I guess you want to know how I eventually found you, right?

THAT BLOODY STUPID GIT SEVERUS SNAPE HAD STOLEN YOU AND READ YOU. THE LITTLE TWERP.

He cornered me this afternoon when I was on my way to the common room. He goes; "I have something you are looking for." Then he produced my diary.

"How…why…what…?" I managed to get out, through my extreme shock.

"Let's just say that I now have power over you," he said, sneering. "I know all of your secrets. And unless you do what I say, you might find that I accidentally let things slip."

"What do you want?" I asked weakly.

"I am glad you see things my way," he said. "I want you to help me destroy those annoying marauders."

"Forget it," I hissed vehemently.

"I wonder what Black would say if he knew that you have been obsessing over him ever since first year? And what would Tristan say if he knew that you didn't like him, and really liked someone else?"

"I…you…why…can't do this."

"Oh, I think you will find in due time, that I can. And the first thing you must do for me is simply find out where Lupin goes every month. I do have a sneaking suspicion, but I would like to know if I am right."

"But how would I do that?" I asked.

"You are friends with him," Snape said simply. "Find out whether or not he is a werewolf."

I almost choked. "A werewolf?!"

"Yes, indeed."

"You slimy git. I will not betray my friends like that!"

"Then you will just have to suffer the consequences."

"That line is so overdone," I pointed out.

Well, it was.

"Meet me here tomorrow afternoon at 4:00," he said, choosing to ignore me. "I am giving you until then to make up your mind about our little arrangement." And then he tossed my diary back to me (which I deftly caught) and strolled off.

Godmarybabyjesusholystarssilentnightssantsclauseatserbloodygitsstupidpratgreasyhairhookednosejerk.

HOW DARE HE.

I need to tell someone. Where have Julez and Lily gone now?

7:42pm

I think they are down in the library doing their ancient runes essays.

I am so glad I didn't take ancient runes. It sounds stupid.

Just ignore me. I am just bitter because I am all alone in my hour of need.

7:44pm

Okay, so when I actually don't want to be alone, I am.

That makes no sense whatsoever.

7:45pm

When I am severely depressed and angry at the world (and embarrassed and…er…mortified) I have things that I do to make me feel better.

First, I put on my oldest pair of pyjamas. My dark red flannel pants and my comfy black singlet top. Then I get out all the chocolate and sweets I can find, and devour them all while painting my toenails and my fingernails. Then I straighten my hair.

And after all this, I feel considerably better than I did before.

I am now going to steal some of Lily's chocolate frogs. (Oh don't look at me like that, she has hundreds). And I am also going to steal Julez's black nail polish.

7:51pm

I think I am developing an extreme obsession with black nail polish.

It looks awesome.

8:16pm

I eat too much junk food.

I am going to stop. I don't want to end up like Lucy Walker. And I say that in the nicest possible way. I am sure it's not her fault that she eats too many chocolate éclairs and takes up two chairs in Charms.

Okay, so starting from now, no more junk food for me.

8:32pm

Just finished straightening my hair. I am in fact, feeling much better now.

And I have decided that I will not tell anyone about Snape and this diary. I don't want to worry anyone. And I don't want to cause any trouble. Because most likely, Julez and Lily will go and punch him and Tristan will do something stupid like hex him.

So this stays between you and me, okay diary?

9:14pm

Lily and Julez suspect nothing. I told them I found you in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. And you were still closed, so I decided to leave it and not worry too much unless I have a reason to.

9:17pm

Apparently Sirius wandered into the library and asked where I was.

I am almost fainting from delight.

ARGH. Why do I have to be so obsessed? I need to seriously get over him.

But it is actually difficult.

9:22pm

I don't want to have to face Snape tomorrow. But I know I have to.

And I have decided what to do.

I will tell him that I will help him, but I actually won't. like, I'll try and delay it for as long as possible. And somehow dig up some deep, dark secret of his to blackmail him with.

10:01pm

I wonder if I should go down to the Quidditch Pitch with a broom and fall off it so I end up in the hospital wing, so then I won't have to meet Snape.

No, I will go and meet him and I will stand up to him. It is time that I start acting like a Gryffindor.

10:03pm

Gryffindor courage.

Pffft.

Monday 28th October, 8:11am, Great Hall

Can't see Snape anywhere. I have my back to the Slytherin table so that if he does come in, he won't see me.

Sirius just asked me why I was shaking and said that I look scared.

I remarked that it was because of the DADA quiz we were having second period. And I didn't study.

"I thought Defense was your best subject?" he asked me.

"Well, it was," I replied.

8:41am, Gryffindor Tower

Snape walked in, and I decided to abandon my lovely breakfast of pancakes and maple syrup and get the hell out of the hall.

Sirius followed me. I was actually glad, because then if Snape turned up, Sirius could hex him for me or something.

8:43am

As if he would do something like that for me.

9:08am, Girls bathrooms

I am in a bathroom. Moaning Myrtles bathroom, to be exact. With a certain Mr. Black.

You might want to know what happened.

Well, Sirius guessed that I had something on my mind. So he told me to skip Charms with him and spill my guts. And me, being the idiot I am, agreed readily.

I am going to get in so much trouble. Sirius said that we'd only get detention for a month or so.

I have never gotten detention before in my life. I am a goody-goody, remember? I don't like getting in trouble.

Wait a second. Does ditching class to hang out in a bathroom with a sexy male friend classify as cheating on your current boyfriend?

I hope not. Because if it does mean that, I am so screwed.

9:47am, Moaning Myrtles Bathroom

Yeah, so Sirius managed to get it all out of me. I don't know why, I just told him everything. He does something to me. Like, I can't lie to him.

Well, I can. But it just seems like I can't.

He was really angry that Snape was blackmailing me and wanted to go and hex him. I said no. And he actually listened.

Oh well, at least he didn't want to go to the teachers. Thank Merlin.

When I told him about the whole Remus being a werewolf part, he didn't bat an eyelid.

"I assure you, Remus is not a werewolf," he told me.

"Then where does he go each month?" I asked.

"To visit his mother," Sirius answered. "She really is sick you know, and since Remus is quite a mummys-boy at times, he likes to stay with her."

"Oh," I said, not knowing what to say. I am not good in situations like these. "But I somehow doubt that Snape will believe me when I tell him this."

"Just make something up," Sirius said. "And if he doesn't believe it, kick him in the balls."

So then we tried to think up stuff to tell Snape. Like that Remus was a girl. Haha.

Oh, and Sirius didn't have any deep, dark secrets of Snape's.

So basically, I was screwed.

After a while, we ran out of ideas. So I asked Sirius if there was anything bothering him. And his answer depressed me.

"Well, kind of," he said. Then he told me that he was only dating Marietta because he wanted to make the girl he liked jealous. Because he really likes the girl and thinks that she doesn't like him because she has a boyfriend.

"I know, it's slack, and I feel horrible," he groaned, with his head in his hands. "But I can't bring myself to break up with Marietta."

"Even though she's a self-centered cow who deserves it?" I said.

"Yeah," he said, managing a smile.

I can't believe he likes someone else. Well, there is no chance for us now.

I will just have to make do with Tristan.

But I feel so bad. It's like I'm leading him on. And I don't mean to. It's not like I can help how I feel, right?

Oh crap, the bell just rang.

11:17am, Gryffindor Tower

Yeah, so I am in so much trouble.

Mcgonagall came up to us and asked why we weren't in class.

I just kept my mouth shut while Sirius went on about Moaning Myrtle locking us in the bathroom.

"Last time I checked, Mr. Black, ghosts couldn't come into any contact with objects," she said curtly, fixing us with one of her scary glares.

I have realised that a lot of people have scary glares.

So then she concluded that we were, in fact, skipping class and gave us detention every Wednesday and Thursday night for a month.

Great.

11:24am

I DON'T WANT TO SEE SNAPE.

2:51pm, Potions

Sirius better not tell anyone.

He swore on James's life that he wouldn't. So I guess he is serious.

Haha. Sirius, serious. Get it?

I'm so lame…

3:58pm, Gryffindor Common Room

I'm leaving now. Wish me luck.

And if you do exist God, I swear (well, not really, but you know what I mean) that I will do whatever you ask of me. Except become a nun. Or have an immaculate conception and end up giving birth to the Son of God.

Uh…yeah…okay…

HELP!

4:45pm, Gryffindor Tower

I told Snape I would do it. He smiled evilly, and murmured, "Excellent."

ARGH. He seriously creeps me out. I hope he gets karma.

Bad karma, not good karma.

Wait, is karma good or bad?

4:48pm

I really should of told him to go get stuffed. And then kicked him in the balls.

But then I would feel mean.

Even though he would of deserved it.

4:52pm

Well, I now have until Friday at 4:30pm to 'find out' if Remus is a werewolf.

Except I know he isn't. Thank god. How much would that suck?

5:07pm. Great Hall

This is ridiculous.

This whole situation, I mean.

I guess I will just have to tell Snape that Remus is not a werewolf and hope he believes me.

Maybe I could say that I followed him and I watched him leave for his mother's house in Mcgonagall's office via floo powder. And I could say that I was hiding under Julez's Invisibility Cloak the whole time and that's how I knew.

But what if he forces me to drink Veritaserum or something so I'll tell the truth? I wouldn't put it past him. That seems likes the sort of evil thing he would do.

Hang on, isn't it illegal to force someone to drink Veritaserum unless you're like, the Minister of Magic or whatever? Or like, a fully trained Auror and it's absolutely vital that you give someone Veritaserum so you can catch a murderer or something?

Hey, he could go to Azkaban for that. And then my problems would be solved once and for all.

Well, not all of them, obviously.

Can people under 17 even go to Azkaban? Or is there like some underage wizard prison?

Must investigate…

5:13pm

No one knows.

5:15pm

Mine and Tristan's relationship is coming along marvellously. (I think I have said that before). Oh well.

Julez called me scatterbrained. Lily agreed.

I am NOT scatterbrained!

Am I?

6:08pm, Gryffindor Tower

REASONS WHY EVELYN IS A SCATTERBRAIN (therefore proving Julez and Lily's statement that Evelyn is scatterbrained

1. Evelyn always writes her homework down on random pieces of parchment and often loses them and has to go around asking others what the homework was. (To improve on this, she should write down her homework in this diary, as she takes it wherever she goes. Or at least invest in a notebook or something. But she'd probably lose that as well. No offence, Ev).

2. Evelyn always leaves her clothes strewn about all over the room, and often forgets to clean them up and eventually loses them and then complains about it.

3. When Evelyn is talking, she sometimes goes off topic and forgets what she was talking about, and we have to remind her.

4. She does silly things like locking herself in a toilet cubicle and not realising that she has a wand and spends valuble time muttering about the dinosaurs coming back to life.

(We do not mean any of this as an insult, Ev. Please do not take it to heart).

6:16pm

Oh dear. It appears that I am, in fact, scatterbrained.

6:31pm

One thing I really appreciate about Remus and Julez's relationship is that they don't go all PDA on us. Yeah, they sit all snuggled up together on the lounge and hug and hold hands. But they don't make out in front of us, they go off and do it.

Not 'do it'. As in, you know. Ew, I do not want to think about my best friend doing that type of stuff.

Oh my god. Imagine if they were.

Now I won't be able to look at them without imagining it.

Oh god, extremely bad mental images.

SHUT UP STUPID BRAIN.

ARGH.

6:43pm

Oh my god, I just had an absolute MORTIFYING moment with Sirius.

So I had just finished that last diary entry. And I looked up, and there was Sirius, reading my diary from where he was beside me.

"You really are strange," he remarked, looking at me strangely. "And now I won't be able to look at them without imagining 'it' either. Thanks Eve."

I was speechless. I had no idea what to say. I mean, what do you say to something like that?

And yes, I am speechless a lot.

I just sort of gave a weird grunting noise (I bet I sounded like a pig) and shut my diary.

I can't believe he read that. And we were practically having a conversation about 'doing it'.

Well, from what I've heard (while safely in the toilet cubicles in the girls bathrooms) Sirius is…er…quite fantastic in bed. I wonder if they are just rumours or if they are actually true.

6:51pm

Ohmygod. HE READ THAT LAST BIT AS WELL.

"The rumours are, in fact, true," he told me, smirking.

"So you've slept with almost all of the witches at Hogwarts?" I stupidly asked.

"No," he said, looking bewildered. "I'm not that low. You know, as to have a one night stand every night. I'm not like that, Evelyn."

"Well…er…," I stuttered. "I didn't mean it like that. Er…I mean…you know…"

"You're cute when you're flustered," he grinned.

Why does he keep saying I'm cute?

I will have to watch what I write when he is around. I can't have another embarrassing incident. Oh god, I'm dying from embarrassment.

Save me…please…

7:54pm, Girls Dormitories

Me and Sirius versed each other in Chess. And we were both awful at it. So then me, him, Peter, James and Lily played Exploding Snap.

Julez just came up, all flustered and red. And her hair was slightly messy as well. I raised an eyebrow at her. At least, I tried to. Julez said I looked demented.

And she calls herself my best friend.

She told us Remus was a good kisser. He does this thing were he bites her bottom lip and she said it drives her crazy. In a good way.

And she had been to second base. With very good results, apparently.

Not that I wanted to know. She just kind of told us before we could tell her to shut up. Ew. As if I had to know exactly how my best friend felt when her boyfriend felt her up. Please.

They are so lovey-dovey, it's almost sickening.

I bet I will end up as a bitter old woman with about a thousand different pets and I will tell my grandchildren that men are scum and force-feed them stale chocolate cake and knit them bright orange jumpers.

God, help me. Or whoever is out there controlling this universe.

8:02pm

But I am extremely happy for them both. At least now Julez can't complain about her love life.

Crap, I have to finish the ten questions from the Charms textbook about non-verbals. And do my Muggle Studies essay on microwaves.

Wish me luck.

-Evelyn-

A/N: This chapter came along very quickly. And I have a whole 'plan' mapped out for Evelyn. Her relationship with Tristan will get slightly complicated from now on, thanks to stupid Snape. (Haha alliteration).

Once again, thank you so much to everyone who reviewed. You guys are so awesome. Reviews just make me happy. :)

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