A/N: New chapter! Thanks go to Amanda Katrice Granger and LoonyLuna230 for helping me out with ideas! :) You guys rock!
December 21st, 2012
Dear Diary,
GAHHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAH!
Sorry. I'm panicking. It's exam week, and Christmas is soon! WHOO CHRISTMAS! Boo exam week.
Yuppers, most of you know what I'm talking about. Those five days of torture when you have nothing but exams all week? Just had my math exam today…I got an eighty-two. Finny got a ninety-seven! Yay Finn! He's so smart! Awwe, I love him so much…
ANYWAYS! Guess what I had for lunch? A CUPCAKE! It had frosting, and chocolate, and vanilla, and cream, and dairy, and wheat, and LOTS OF SUUUUUUGARRRRR! Jess got tired of my sugar high, so she whacked me with her muffin. It was chocolate…so I ate it…
AAAHHH! Christmas is almost here! Hehe. Christmas with the Keepers is…interesting… All of us decided to decorate! So…well…we…kinda messed everything up. Okay, so it was my job with Philby to string the lights outside Finn's house, so Philby complained that I wasn't working AT ALL (but I WAS!) and he told on me. And he said that I'm too lazy to string the stupid lights, (I think Willa's still a little creeped out that he pretended to be Spencer Randolph, and that's why he's cranky) so, while he was up on the ladder, I used my AWESOME Fairlie powers to swing the ladder back and forth and freak him out! He got SO scared! And he had no idea it was me…muahaha! Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! And after he wet his pants, I challenged him…to a challenge! It was to see who could string the lights fastest! But he didn't let me use the ladder… But that's okay! Cuz I have legit-ness Fairlie powers! Oh, yes. I won, because I can levitate! …and Charlie helped me, but THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! I still won! Fair(lie!) and…octagon…
And then, we sang "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," and Maybeck screamed and ran out crying and said, "He has a red nose! Why?! WHYYYYYYY?!" So I think he's afraid of purple ponies, unicorns, AND red-nosed reindeer? Gosh, that kid annoys me.
And THEN Maybeck was getting the tree to put up, and he says he's SOOOO STROOONNGG, but he kept dropping it! So now it looks like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree…Maybeck's an idiot.
Okay, so, as you all know, everyone always wraps presents for Christmas (sha-DER!) and, of course, you need wrapping paper! Guess what happened…?
Charlie ripped all the wrapping paper having a "snowball fight."
Then, Maybeck being his clumsy self, tripped over the wire that has all the Christmas lights on the Christmas tree, and, when he tripped over it, the ENTIRE tree came down. I guess Christmas just doesn't like the Keepers…?
OH YEAH! Happy Apocalypse Day! And may the odds be EVER in your favor! …if you don't die… Haha, lol, I'm just kidding! I don't think we're gonna die… At least that's good!
Well, I'm very lonely. Finn's doing homework, Jess is ranting about muffins—again—and Philby's having a nerd fest at the movies watching The Hobbit,*** and Charlie's making Willa go see Breaking Dawn: Part 2 with her, and Willa's really annoyed because she doesn't give a crap about vampires. Apparently, she'd rather watch children kill each other.**
ANYWAYS! That's my life right now…
Peace, love, and MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Amanda :)
A/N: MERRY CHRISTMAS! I thought I should at least try to get a chapter out, even though it's incredibly short.
***Okay, I absolutely LOVED The Hobbit, and whether it was a nerd fest or not, I enjoyed it. Even though the showed only HALF of the book! If there's not a part two…the director shall PAY!
**Referencing The Hunger Games, for all you who thought Willa had a sick excuse for a mind…
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
And let's not get so caught up in presents and all the stuff we get, and let's focus on the true meaning of Christmas—Jesus coming to the world for us. :)
