Wicked Little Pieces

Piece 08: A BETter Woman

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Naruto.

Author's Note:

Ehh... Haven't updated in forever, have I? Blame my junior year at high school, then. It's crazy and intense and I have little time for doing anything but study and sleep D:

This following little piece includes lots and lots of cheesiness, and maybe makes you briefly reminiscence about Screwing Destiny. In any case, it includes LoserLikeTsunade!Sakura and HitUpon!Sasuke. Enjoy!


You gotta be kidding me.

She knew she was out of her mind. Knew it, admitted to it, but still couldn't stop herself from doing it.

Sure, it was partly because of the pent up anger and lust, but that didn't mean the act was justified. She was sure that no one truly deserved to be publicly humiliated this way, no matter how big of dicks they were.

She whipped her head back to glare at Ino, hiding behind the corner. The blonde girl was giggling so hard it looked like she was about to burst. Sakura sent her hate out to her best friend through her eyes, trying her hardest to send the flames of hell towards the girl.

Ino noticed, and did nothing to call her back. Instead, she shooed her towards the dark-haired man sitting at the counter of Ichiraku. 'Go on!' she mouthed, smirking widely.

The pink haired kunoichi looked skyward for help as she inched ever closer to the ramen stand. 'That's the last time I ever bet against Ino.'

She cleared her throat nervously when she stopped behind Sasuke. He looked up to her, his face impassively handsome. In his ANBU uniform, Sakura was glad she wasn't the crazed fangirl she used to be; if she were, she would be squealing right at that moment.

"What?" His voice was neither rude nor polite, though they had grown closer in the past few years.

Sakura quietly whispered, "I'm sorry," before taking a deep breath. Licking her finger, she quickly touched his shoulder with it, then did the same to herself. He continued looking at her, though now with a raised eyebrow, his eyes lingering on the semi-moist spot on his shirt.

Before he could ask for the reason behind her actions or apology, Sakura began talking. And loudly, so the entire restaurant could hear her, Sakura fulfilled her end of the bet by 'hitting on' the infamous Uchiha Sasuke.

"Come on, Sasuke-kun! Let's get you and me out of these wet clothes!"