A/n:) Man, time flies by so fast. It feels like just yesterday that I started to write this story. I originally planned to write it as a one-chapter fic, but my friends somehow talked me into continuing the adventure of this plot. Looking back on it now, I'm glad I wrote more. Enough about my origins, on to the story of Insanity XDD

Disclaimer: ^_^ I do not, I repeat, do not own Durarara in any way, shape or form. This is just a figment of my imagination about another person's figment of imagination.


"Ahh, Masaomi, Saki, it's so good to see you guys again."

Mikado smiled before hugging his longtime friend, Masaomi. As for Anri, she didn't know how to greet herself to Saki, since the two haven't actually spoken to one another before in their lives. All she could do was just stand there, mixing up her words a little. Luckily for her, Masaomi's girlfriend wasn't too much of a quiet person, "Hello, my name is Saki Mikajima, it's very nice to meet you." Eavesdropping a bit, Masaomi put his arm around Mikado's shoulder, leaving the two girls to get acquainted with one another. Mikado tried to look back at Anri, to see if she was okay, but shoved back into the booth that he and Anri were using earlier. As soon as the door closed, Masaomi pounced on his longtime friend, and the yelling of surprise coupled with confidence. Laughter erupted from Saki, though Anri just sighed and faked a smile. From the back of her mind she could feel the demon sword, Saika, making another attempt for control, but managed to bury it little by little.

Cut...Love...Masaomi...Love...Love...Cut...Masaomi...Cut...Love...Mikado...

After her mental struggle ended, she noticed Saki staring at her, wondering if she was alright,"So, um, how long have you known Masaomi? I heard you two met sometime before he entered high school." Even though Saki hesitated from telling the truth, she didn't refrain from revealing that she met Masaomi through Izaya's instructions. Dennis saw Simon returning from his delivery service. The Afro-Russian made his greetings to both of the young women and went behind the sushi counter to prepare more meals for potential customers. His work had been more peaceful in the last few months, despite the occasional fights here and there with Shizuo, but otherwise...

"Yo Simon, long time no see! Put me down for a california roll?! I feel like having a taste for the states now!"

"Hmm, welcome back Kida. I make you dish for half price to celebrate," he said enthusiastically. While Simon made his way over to the counter to prepare the food, the sound of bells signaled more customers. Both girls looked over and saw Namie with Izaya's younger sisters. Luckily for Namie, neither Saki nor Anri knew who she worked for or who she really was. Mairu could smell the dish ready for Masaomi, prompting her to drag Namie into the restaurant and leave her sister behind. Instead, her babysitter whispered for them to find an empty booth for them to sit in and eat. Giggling, Mairu complimented Saki's dress in a sunflower arrangement. Though the meeting between Kururi and Anri was anything but sunshine, there was a brief understanding of each other from the look in each other's eyes. The booth Mikado and Masaomi were in was wide open, so when Mikado looked up from his bully for a second, Mairu winked at him as she passed by hanging on to Kururi in a couple's stance kind of way. The blonde's eyes darted to the twins, a devilish smile creeping up on his face with an idea starting to emerge.

While the planning went on, Namie eyed the sisters until they were inside the booth. She'd been instructed to extract information from Simon, but decided to see what the girls and she'd prefer to eat while on business. It wasn't long before the Afro-Russian spoke to her in his native tongue, "So, what does he want with me this time? Does he want his usual order of ootoro, or is this about my services from the past?" Most people would ask what the hell he just said, but since Namie works for Izaya, one tends to pick up things from others' constant behavior. Shifting her eyes from Saki and Anri to the private booths, she responded back in Russian with a hushed tone,"You do know that once this is over, there's no going back on his plan, right?"

Before he could even answer, Masaomi popped his head out from his booth and screamed, "Hey Anri, I caught Mikado checking this girl out when she paaah" A blushing Mikado with a face full of soy sauce tackled the former Yellow Scarves leader to the ground, trying to explain that the girl in question, Mairu, winked at him before they got into the opposite booths. Soon, everyone around them, even the twins came out to see what was happening, except for Kururi who happened to look stuff up online. Saki smiled at Masaomi's face getting stuffed with rice from Mikado trying to smother his betrayal, with Anri having mixed feelings over how to handle her emotions for the leader of the Dollars. Dennis chuckled a bit, muttering some nonsense about love getting teenagers crazy. The show went another two minutes until Namie and Mikado saw each other. Her eyes seethed with anger, the aura around her alerting Simon's battle instincts that she wants Death brought upon the high schooler.

That kid, I remember him! He's the one that took away my only chance with being together with Seiji!

"Hello...Mikado Ryugamine." Startled, the spike-haired teen lifted his head to look at Namie, realizing that their meeting could turn into a life-or-death , almost passed out from the rice choking him, started to see white puffs of light in his eyes, and the only person he saw so far was Namie slowly reaching for a butcher knife. Just as she was about to throw it from the counter, Simon gently pressed her trembling hand down, shaking his head against this violence. Her hand trembled less when she took deep breaths with her eyes closed. Mikado felt that Saki and Anri were a bit worried, since they stood literally 10 feet away from her.

"You're not here to kill me, are you?"

Namie opened her eyes to the original Dollars leader, shaking her head. Before he knew it, Simon escorted Namie to the incestuous twins' booth, along with an order of sashimi, wakizashi, and some oshizushi. Wondering what the former pharmaceutical company owner is doing there, he hadn't noticed Masaomi's watery-blue face, until Dennis mentioned it to his companion, "Uh, you know that Kida's trying to breathe, right?" With that, Mikado panicked and patted the blonde's back, apologizing while Saki spoke with Anri about how Masaomi saved her life.

Meanwhile, in the booth separate from the teenagers, Simon and Namie were having a serious discussion in Russian. Coincidently, Kururi and Mairu knew a bit of Russian here and there, but they were going picture hunting on their phones for Yuhei Hanejima (a.k.a Kasuka Heiwajima), with even Kururi's eyes showing a bit of life. "What do you know about these girls that Izaya wants me to know about? Normally he'd let them come up without a fuss for visits, but this time he didn't even let them go past the security on the first floor." A couple of minutes went by, the only sounds were the clickpats of the phones going online and sending texts, until Simon let out a deep sigh. He took off the cap he always wears and revealed the straight lines that went through his grayish-white hair. It didn't feel right, it's almost as if his cap gave others the impression that he's a gentle giant.

"The truth is, these two aren't actually Izaya's sisters..."


Dun Dun DUUUUN! Oh man, I don't know if I went weak at the entire chapter or if it made it more suspenseful, but I can guarantee that I have a plan for everything...including the unpredictable and Insane future XDD. Well, I managed to pull an all-nighter on this chapter, since yesterday was Shizuo Hewajima's Birthday (TT_TT I keep forgetting). Sorry that this chapter was more shorter than usual, but college life doesn't exactly give you much time to update. Anyways, I bet you're asking "WHAT THE HELL? NOT IZAYA'S SISTERS :O?!" I can't give anything away right now, so I hope this will quench your thirst for this story...for now XDD. I know that this is SO late, but Happy Late New Year's guys ^_^. I'm currently watching Sword Art Online in Eng Dub, and I heard that there will be 2nd season? Besides Durarara and Kanon, this anime is so far the only one that had brought my tears to shed in Happiness TTvTT. Until we meet again, may Isanity take control of our lives XDD.