"Know Your Mare"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I sure as hell do not own My Little Pony, so on with the fic.
Chapter 8: Prince Blueblood
A light gray pony with an incredibly gorgeous light amber mane and such arctic blue eyes named Prince Blueblood finally took his spot in the hot seat.
Know your mare... Know your mare... Know your mare...
"Thanks for this wonderful time you have with me. I'm certain you'll make me feel appreciated here." Prince Blueblood smiled right at the announcer as he went on with the facts.
Prince Blueblood... is a stupid little douche.
"Pardon me? I'm certain that I'm not what you call a 'stupid little douche', okay?" Prince Blueblood replied in a snobbish way, "I am such a regal gentleman of the Canterlot kingdom! My name is also an idiom for 'nobility', which means I'm come from noble birth or descent.
Prince Blueblood... he's a stupid little douche because he can't get laid.
"I already told you I'm not a stupid little douche! And what kind of term is 'get laid'? If you mean that I take naps, then yes I do... but that doesn't give you the right to call me a stupid little douche!" Prince Blueblood exclaimed angrily.
Do-do-do-do, Do-do-do-do, Do-do-do-do-do-do-doooooo DOOOOOOOUCHE!
"And how dare you make a mockery out of the charge song to me!" Blueblood lashed out at the announcer, looking a bit pissed off, "I tell you for the first and last time, I am not a stupid douche!"
Prince Blueblood... He's actually a nice gentleman...
"Thank you!" Prince Blueblood exclaimed once again, "At least you finally said something nice about me for once."
...who just acts like a stupid little douche who just cant get laid.
"Okay, that does it! Show yourself so I can give you a trashing you wont soon forget!" Prince BlueBlood shouted out as he stood up on his last two hooves, just threatening the announcer, "I'll show you who's the stupid little douche, which I'm certain is you! Come out here and show yourself!"
Now you know the stupid little douche/virgin... Prince Blueblood!
"You definitely do not know me!" Prince Blueblood said with a angered stomp.
Yes, I do!
"This certain monstrosity is not true!" Prince Blueblood spoke angrily once again as the camera began backing away from him. "I demand to see the producer right now so that he can fire you to my enjoyment! Just because I look so much more dashing and handsome than you, that doesn't give you the right to call me a stupid little douche! It's you! You, I say? Are you even hearing me? Hello?
Wow, I'm certain that Blueblood acts like that in the show, I presume.
Next pony I'll do next is Miss Cheerilee! Until then, bronies... read and review! WINNING!
