Well Earthlings. Last chapter. We ended up losing some of what we wrote, and actually never finished the story. The next story we wrote together is, "Konoha Action News Channel 9", and was edited by Dory! So check it out!
We do not own Naruto! Thank God!
Sasuke finally ended up getting his frilly thong back, with a cuddly bunny printed on the front. "So, what game did you pick out Naruto?" Sasuke asked.
"Umm... some 'Naruto' ninja game. It's like based off this manga and anime..." Naruto told Sasuke.
"Aww damn! Not that game again! I've beaten it 6 times already..." Sasuke said folding his arms in annoyance.
"Fine, fine. Let's play Donkey Kong then." Naruto told him. After 5 minutes of playing, they gave up.
"This game sucks! It's so hard! I keep dying!" Sasuke complained, his thong on his head.
"Well, for one, you can't see because your UNDIES are covering your eyes," Naruto snickered. "And two, you have the contoller backwards. And you haven't even pressed the play button yet." Naruto pointed out.
"Oh, so that's why it keeps showing me dying the EXACT same way over and over again." Sasuke said tossing the controller down and turning off the system so he could stand up. He helped Naruto stand up next and they brushed themselves off lightly.
"Well, I think we should go to bed now." Sasuke said. He had to come up with an excuse so he didn't have to play that damn game anymore.
"Alright, roll call then."
"...Ren?"
"PRESENT!" Ren said.
"Stimpy!"
"HERE!" Stimpy said.
"Sleepy?"
"Zzzzz…" Sleepy snored.
"Okay, ugh, Miso Pork?"
"HERE!"
"POOKY?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
"…Here."
"GEORGE!"
"HERE" said George.
"YELLOW?"
"In Ordnung!"
"Okay, great everyone's here. NOW GET TO BED! ALL OF YOU!" Naruto yelled out.
"Yes daddy." All of the children said, except Sleepy and Yellow. Naruto looked smug for being called 'Daddy', while a vein was throbbing on Sasuke's head. "Someone carry Sleepy to his bed." Sasuke said grinding his teeth.
"Okay, I will." Pooky volunteered.
Secretly, Fred was hiding under the sink and Doc had gotten into his parent's 'adult ninja pr0n' and nobody knew until the morning...
"DAMN YOU JIRAIYA FOR LEAVING YOUR ICHA ICHA PARADISE IN OUR HOUSE!" Naruto yelled.
Kakashi popped in out of nowhere. "Huh? Did I hear Icha Icha Paradise?" Kakashi asked.
"Where the hell did you come from?" Sasuke asked.
"Oh...well I have a key. But I lost it so I came through the window!" Kakashi said cheerfully.
"..." was all Sasuke could muster.
"Get. Out. Of. My. House!" Naruto told Kakashi, pushing him out forcefully towards the door.
Suddenly a smoke bomb was thrown inside the those. GASP OMG OMG GASP !!1!Ione!1one! gasp oo!! OMG NO! OO! !! Everything became very dramatic.
"Jiraiya! What the hell! I thought I shot you in the butt! And now you're throwing smoke bombs in our house." Sasuke was searching for his gun again.
"Umm, I thought we were inside of my head. Not at a house." Naruto was confused. Since when did his head be the house that they lived inside of?
"We are in your head silly. You create the house in here." Sasuke said.
"Ohhh yeah, that's right!" Naruto said aloud. For being in his own head, he sure wasn't very smart at times. 'Oh yeah!' he thought. 'If I can imagine anything, doesn't that mean I can do this..?'
Suddenly a girls wig was placed on Jiraiya's head. Then a frilly pink training bra was placed over his shirt. Then lipstick was put on his lips. An elephant appeared in the house, and a whole bunch of money fell from the sky. Jiraiya was running around screaming in a womanly voice, while Sasuke started jumping for joy. "I WON THE LOTTERLY! WOOPY! OOOOOH YEEEEAAAAHHH!" Sasuke said yelling and taking a ride on the elephants back.
"Umm, Sasuke. I imagined that money." Naruto told him.
"Shit." Sasuke started to pout.
"Okay, Sasuke if it makes you feel any better...," Naruto started. "YOU JUST WON THE LOTTERY!" He yelled excitedly.
Sasuke was so excited he started jumping up and down. He grabbed a paper bag out of nowhere and started to place the money in the bag. "I'm, I mean...WE'RE RICH! WOOPIE!" Sasuke said.
Jiraiya tried to attempt to take the money falling from the sky, but Naruto quickly went crazy on him and used Rasengan sending him flying away. All that you could hear was. "I GOT A DOOOLLAAAR..!" he said while flying away.
Before you knew it, all of the children were riding on the elephant's back, except for Sleepy, he was still asleep. Temari's head popped through the window and yelled, "Yeeeehaaaw!" and disappeared.
"Umm...that was odd!" Sasuke yelled. "Get my shot gun dear!" he said again.
Naruto fetched his shot gun and asked, "Why do you need this?"
"Well, I just want to hold it because I can..." Sasuke said sarcastically.
"Really?" Naruto asked.
"No you dumb-shit! I'm soooo sick of people popping up into our house so I'm going to shoot the next person who pops in!" Sasuke yelled.
"I have cookies and milk boys!" Tsunade said jumping into the house.
BAM! Sasuke shot Tsunade.
"Nooooo! Grandma!" Naruto yelled, running over to Tsunade, tears in his eyes. "You! You shot her!" Naruto cried even harder.
"Whooooops." Sasuke said as if nothing happened, shrugging his shoulders.
There was a faint noise coming from Tsunade. "Ugh...I'm going to k-kill you!" Tsunade muttered out desperately and was gasping for breath.
"Sasuke! How could you do this?!" Naruto said while crying.
"Hey she is the one who jumped in here. And I did say the next person to come through here will get shot didn't I?" Sasuke said while placing the shotgun over his shoulders.
Another noise was heard. "B-bah…B-bast…ard." Tsunade was barely heard as she whispered most likely her last breath.
"What? Say that again?" Sasuke said mockingly.
"BASTARD!" she yelled out with the last of her strength.
"OMG YOU KILLED TSUNADE!" Naruto yelled.
"You bastard" Kakashi said not looking up from his book and flipped a page over.
"What? Don't look at me! You said you wanted to be the next Hokage, right, Naruto? So you can be the 6th Hokage now that she is dead." Sasuke said while giving Naruto thumbs up.
After ten minutes of Sasuke smiling with his thumbs up, did Naruto finally realize something. "OMG! I CAN BE HOKAGE! A-and my husband is going to go to jail..." Naruto said with a small tear leaking from his eye.
"He killed the Hokage!" he said sadly. "If I'm Hokage, and you go to jail. Who will watch and take care of the kids?" Naruto asked.
"OMFG I WILL!" Kakashi squeeled.
"Oo.." both Sasuke and Naruto said. "Hell. No." they both said after a while in agreement.
"Aw, why?" Kakashi asked sweetly.
"BECAUSE! YOU MIGHT KILL THEM!" Naruto yelled.
"So?" Kakashi said as if that didn't matter.
"And you are a pervert!" Sasuke cried out loud.
"...And you aren't?" Kakashi said raising an eyebrow.
"Ugh, it looks like we have no choice." Naruto said while regretting every word. "You can watch them, BUT, no talking, watching, or even thinking about pervertive stuff! And that includes reading about it." Naruto said.
"AW! COME ON! Just one book?" Kakashi pleaded. He also started to beg. "Please?"
"..." Naruto paused before speaking, "NO!!" he said with an evil look.
"Ahh, fine, okay." Kakashi said dejectedly.
Gratefully, Sasuke didn't have to go to jail, but he had to clean up garbage for the night. Naruto was sworn in as Hokage. But, of course, Kakashi didn't listen and read his Icha Icha Paradise as a bed time story to the kids. When Naruto got back...let's just say the kids weren't acting normal…
Uhhh. We lost the rest to the story. I hope you somewhat enjoyed! R&R please!
TUNE IN NEXT TIME KIDS!
