*I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of their characters. I also don't own PhoenixDiamond's idea, although I do use it with permission.
Dear Fans of Fanfiction,
What is wrong with you people?
Terra and Ventus are my friends, NOT my boyfriends! Not to mention Ven is still a kid… so why would I even think of starting a romantic relationship with him?
And me? With Vanitas? Have you all LOST your MINDS?! He is the EPITOME of Darkness, and a freak to boot!
Finally, one last thing: who the heck is Xemnas, and why would I even want a relationship with him?
Sincerely,
Aqua
P.S. And for the love of all that is holy, don't even THINK of pairing me with Master Eraqus… that is sick and wrong on so many more levels than me and Vanitas together.
A/N: Seriously, people, you guys can get pretty redonkulous with your pairings (although I'm a fan of Terqua, myself... and Xemqua is pretty fascinating, too) And MAN, I need to get my funny back!
