A/N: Sorry for taking so long updating my stories. I've had the worst case of writers block imaginable.

Many thanks to YVJ, DRIFTA, CAJUNBEAR 73, WHITEM, EMY-CHAN-TAM-FAN, ZARDOZ 101, LONESTAR, NMR68, AXT, DJ DUNCAN, YANKEE BARD, NIGHTWGNGRIF, SM02, LIMBY, LIL-LYON, ZARATAN, QUIS CUSTODIET, INUMIRU, DRAKONIS AUROUS, ZEERAK, HOPE MASTER, SOLARSTONE, THE CREEPING SPLEEN, SOLARIN STUDIO.

Many thanks and I mean many thanks to Limby for his descriptive adj. to discripe Kim's condition...lol

Many thanks to you all for reading my story and I hope you enjoy the new chapter.

Bubba


Kim Possible's mind had reached overload on this mission to rescue Ron from the naked virgins. She had not only learned that her best friend for life was no longer a virgin like herself but that he had also fathered a child with a Japanese ninja and that child was being raised by Ron's unsuspecting parents. Now to top things off her mother and father found the island and while her father was off trying to help an injured Monkey Fist, her mother used the time to give her boyfriend a blowjob.

The emotion of the weekend had finally caught up to her as she collapsed onto the beach and began to sob. The naked virgins looked on sympathetically. Then the mood turned ugly. The naked virgins turned on Ron.

"Did you have to let her mother give you pleasure."

"Yea, after all, the woman's ancient."

"You're disgusting!"

Ron blinked at the girls and threw up his arms, "She told me I was going to DIE!" He said in exasperation.

"Oh and you believed her?" an angry voice called out.

Kaylee the leader of the girls stepped forward menacingly, "YOU, YOU...MAN!" She screamed as the other girls surrounded Kim giving her comfort as they walked her back into the jungle towards the huts and the privacy of the compound.

He turned to Yori and continued to plead his case, "Her mom told me I was going to die unless she sucked out all the poison..."

Yori face was expressionless. He didn't know if she believed him or not. Finally after a long moment Yori nodded, "Hai, it is good she removed the poison."

Ron let out a sigh of relief, "At last, someone believes me."

She took him by the hand, "Let's head back to the village."

The two walked back to the small compound and Ron took his seat on Guardian's throne. He looked towards the hut where he could hear angry female voices coming from. From time to time a girls head would pop up, glare at him and then disappear from the window.

Ron shook his head sadly, "Oh man now they hate me."

Yori began to knead his shoulders from behind, "I do not care what they think. You are still the chosen one and the father of my child."

He winced as she reminded him but said nothing. He was finally growing to accept that Hana was in fact his daughter. He reached up and took one of the hands from his shoulders and kissed it, "She has her mother's badical good looks." He said quietly.

The Japanese ninja wrapped her arms around Ron's neck and began to kiss his ear. She stuck a tongue in his ear and whispered, "Her father is still very handsome, she will make a fine ninja." She looked down at Ron's growing erection, "Oh my, the poison it returns."

"Whaaaaaa"

Yori gave him no time to react as she quickly mounted Ron's erect manhood, "Stoppable San this is how we remove poison in Japan." She gasped as she rose and fell on Ron's lap.

Ron's eyes bulged out of their sockets and he began to whimper. Yori's eyes rolled into the back of her head as she hissed, "Yes, yes, whimpering of courage. I have no animal tranquilizer today Chosen One...Take...MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

He let out a guttural moan as he flooded Yori's insides. He held the young ninja tightly to his body stroking her hair as she continued to spasm on top of him. Yori kissed him passionately before pulling away, "I want a boy child this time."

If Ron hadn't been as thoroughly spent he would have ran around in circles screaming, but since he was spent he just nodded his head weakly and said. "OK"


"Alright Kim you've learned the basics of being a bitch love slave. Now let's see you put it into action." Kaylee said with an evil grin.

Kim blinked her eyes as she looked around the room of kneeling girls, "I...I can't..."

The other girls frowned and shook their heads. Kaylee looked puzzled, "It is a power all women have. What do you mean, you can't?"

"I mean I can't just do it without a reason. I need inspiration, a point of reference." Kim explained.

Kaylee understood and leaned over to whisper in Kim's ear. Kim nodded her head, "Uh huh, oh yea...I get the picture." She said displaying an evil grin.

Kim cleared her throat before narrowing her eyes, "Oh, oh I see how it is. You're not going to clean out the garage so I can park my car inside. There's six inches of snow on the ground and I have to drag the baby and the groceries in, BY MYSELF. While you just sit on your lazy ass watching TV! Mom was right you are a piece of shit husband."

The other girls applauded happily. Kaylee laughed and clapped her hands, "Not bad for your first attempt at being a bitch."

Kim rolled her eyes and grinned, "It's hard for me because my mom's so laid back."

One of the girls put her hand on Kim's shoulder, "That's why we're here dear."

Kaylee nodded, "Exactly, it is not enough to be just a love slave in bed. To completely dominate and control your man you must learn and master these fundamental principles. First make sure he is fed and watered at least three times a day. Second, let him watch sports on TV from time to time. Unless of course it interferes with something you want to do. Thirdly and this is the most important principle, sex all the time until marriage then once or twice a month after that."

The other girls laughed and applauded. Kim was finally beginning to understand, "There is no equality in a relationship. Girls have all the power. Just wait till I see Mr. Know It All Ron Stoppable again..." She thought eagerly.

Kim held up her hand until Kaylee called on her, "So in other words be a whore in bed and bitch out of it?"

"YOU GOT IT SISTER!" The girls screamed.

"I can do that." Kim said excitedly.

Kaylee smiled at the class, "Men are such simple creatures. All they want is food, sports on TV and sex. You control those 3 things. You can control your man."

Heidi stood up thrusting a hand into the air and said defiantly, "We must now go out and show the Guardian just what kind of bitches we can be!"

The girls all screamed before Kaylee shushed them into silence, "We will do that after the potato sack race."

The girls all cheered and began to spill out of the hut. Kim left last holding back until the last girl had left. It was clear what she had to do, "Ron and I have to have sex, blow this island up...Then a quick trip to Bueno Nacho and some wrestling on TV." She thought eagerly.


Kaylee finished briefing the girls on the potato sack race. They had called for Yori to find the Guardian. They would need Ron to officiate the race. The Guardian however was nowhere to be seen.

"Kim, what's going on?" Ron asked for the fourth time as Kim pulled him deeper into the jungle.

"I was right all along. This island is evil." Kim said in a hushed voice.

Ron rolled his eyes, "Oh not that again."

Kim would not be deterred, "Ron, you have to listen to me. They train girls to be bitches and control their men here."

He grinned, "Some girls don't need any training."

"Oh...You..." Kim's eyes bugged out of their sockets as she pursed her lips. "I'm serious."

Ron was still not prepared to believe what he was being told, "Prove it."

"WHAT?" Kim said out loud before lowering her voice again, "What do you mean prove it."

"I don't think these girls are bitches and I don't think they're being trained to be bitches." Ron said angrily.

Kim narrowed her eyes, "Oh yea...Well, try this." She puffed out her chest, "Honest to God, you spend more money on that stupid mole rat than you do on me."

"Oh..." Ron said quietly as he processed the information around in his head.

"Try this one for size?" Kim said as she delivered another stinging example of her training. "I wish you'd get your own car. Don't you think I get tired of driving your lazy ass all over town?" She said in a bitchy voice.

Ron covered his mouth, "Oh my God. What are we going to do?"

Kim quickly lay on her back and pulled her legs up by her knees, "No time for foreplay Ron. Just stick in and let's blow this place up."

He blinked his eyes in disbelief, "Wha...?"

"Hurry, times running out. They'll be looking for us." Kim said urgently.

"I...I...I..." Ron stammered.

Kim let out a deep breath, "Oh for heaven's sake..." She said as she clapped her feet together, before kicking her legs back and forth, "Come and get it Ron. There's a molten, steamy pile of sex just waiting on you big boy." She said enticingly.

Ron continued blinking not knowing what to say. Kim looked up at him and then an idea hit her, "Oh...oh...I forgot...You and Josh..." She rolled over onto her hands and knees pulled her hair up over her head to help give Ron the illusion that she was in fact a boy.

"Come on Ron, fresh boy meat...Hit that ass Bro!" She said in a husky voice.

Unbeknownst to Kim, Yori had slipped up behind the two. She tapped Ron on the shoulder and whispered into his ear that he was needed back in the compound. Ron slipped away quietly.

Kim continued wiggling her butt and trying to talk like a boy, "Come on Ron, nail that ass, then we can go play cage bats."

She continued wiggling her butt until she heard the soft giggle of a young ninja. Kim turned around suddenly to sit Indian style on the ground, crossing her arms as she looked skyward trying to give the impression that she was innocent of any wrong doing.

"Stoppable San had to judge the potato sack race." Yori said as she continued to fight the giggles.

Kim turned a deep crimson, "Oh..."

Yori smiled, "You are very silly."

"I...I guess Ron just doesn't want me." She said sadly.

"Stoppable San is a teenage boy. He would sleep with anything provided it was breathing." Yori said as she continued to find humor in Kim's situation.

"I...I don't understand..."

"It is all in how you present yourself." Yori told her patiently.

Kim nodded, "I guess I didn't make a very appealing picture."

Yori screwed up her face as she thought of a phrase she had heard used once. She was sure it was an American phrase. Finally she remembered it, "You could fork up a whore's wet dream." She said happily to Kim.

She winced at the statement. Yori had butchered the English but it was close enough for Kim to get the general hint. If she was going to destroy this island she would have to learn the art of seduction first.


After the potato sack races were over Kim decided it was time to throw caution to the wind and do something she swore she'd never do. Beg a man for sex. She sighed as she set out on her mission, "This is soooooooo degrading. I shouldn't have to beg. Ron should be the one begging for sex."

Kim tried to get Ron alone but no matter how hard she tried she couldn't get Ron away from Yori. The young ninja stuck to the blonde boy like glue. Time was running out, she had to act and act quickly.

"Ron can I see you for a moment..." Ron stepped forward and Yori stepped forward with him. Kim grimaced, "...Alone." She said impatiently.

"NO" Yori said sternly.

Finally Kim could stand it no longer. She walked behind a palm tree where she had secretly hidden Yori's bear trap. She waved the trap in front of her, the steal teeth gleaming in the sunlight.

"See the pretty bear trap, shiny, shiny bear trap..." Kim then slung it as far into the jungle as she could, "...Go get it."

Yori's eyes grew wide, "My bear trap..." She said urgently as she ran after the object.

Kim grinned, "Sucker" She then flipped her hair to cover half of her face. She closed the distance to Ron slowly, "Is it hot on this island or is it just me." She said breathlessly.

Ron wiped sweat from his upper lip, "It...it is kind of humid here..."

"Let's go for a walk..." Kim said as she took his arm. She quickly glanced back over her shoulder, "...In the opposite direction from where Yori is at."

"Oh...Okay..." Ron said nervously.

Kim kissed him on the cheek, "I...I never noticed how much of a man you've become lately?"

"Really?" He said trying to hide his astonishment.

She purred into his ear, "Uh huh, fathering children, shaving twice a month, and ohhhhhhh, those rock hard muscles of yours."

Ron grinned happily, "I...I had to lift weights for football."

"It shows..." Kim said breathlessly.

"Ka...ka...Kim, what are you doing?" Ron asked the horny red head nervously.

Kim had grasped Ron's erection, "I...I just wanted to see if it felt the same."

Ron gasped, "Oh...I...I don't think you've ever...oh...that feels good."

She stroked him back and forth slowly, "I felt it one time. When we switched bodies that one time, I just wanted to touch it so badly." She cooed.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh" Ron gasped.

"I stroked it, back and forth...Like I'm doing now Ron." Kim whispered breathlessly into his ear.

Ron's head fell over to one side as his mouth opened and drool poured from it.

Kim knew she had him, "Take me Ron, make me your woman." She whispered as she gently pulled Ron to the ground.


The volcano on the other side of the island began to belch black smoke. The virgins quickly organized a search party to find the wayward chosen one and his strange red headed companion. Even Yori gave up the search for her beloved bear trap. Kaylee ran to the center of the compound and urged her virgins to, "Search the island quickly. There isn't a moment to lose."


"Kim, we can't..." Ron protested.

She wrapped her legs around her reluctant childhood friend and pulled him into her, "We can and we will." She said confidently.

Suddenly Kim's eyes flew open, her lips pursed as a wave of pain radiated through her body. Ron saw this and stopped moving forward, "Am I...am I hurting you?"

Kim nodded her head vigorously, "UMMMMMM HMMMMMMMM"

"GOOD!" Ron said with an evil glint in his eye as he started pounding away top of her.

"ACK!" Kim gasped as she lost her virginity. She tried as best she could to hold on to Ron for dear life. Ron's hips had jumped to light speed as Kim's eyes rolled to the back of her head.


The volcano began to erupt. Shaking the island as black smoke and lava poured from the dome. Yori spun round and watched in horror, "Possible San tricked me...It is my entire fault." She thought sadly.


Kim smiled dreamily as Ron continued to labor on top of her, "It's...it's just like the romance books said it would be. The ground is shaking and I...I hear explosions." She gasped.

"OH...OH...OH, I'm...I'm going to...I'm going to SING!" Kim screamed as she achieved her first orgasm.

"Sweet mysteries of life at last I've found youuuuuuu!"

Yori moved quickly towards the sound of the singing. She stopped as she heard a guttural groan, "The chosen one has reached climax...I am too late." She thought as her shoulders slumped in defeat.

Suddenly the bushes parted in front of the young ninja and Ron burst out of them, "YORI, YORI, you have to help me!" He yelled as he ran towards the beach.

Kim matched Ron stride for stride until she was able to lunge onto his back, taking him forcefully to the ground. Her eyes possessed a maniacal twinkle as she laughed, "I want...I wand MORE!"

Ron looked up beseechingly at Yori, "Help me. She's...She's become some kind of Kimphomaniac!" Ron cried out in panic.

Yori gasped as she suddenly realized that Ron's penis was glowing blue. She pointed at it, "The Chosen One possesses Mystical Monkey Meat!"

"Tell me about it." Kim gasped as she impaled herself on Ron's mystical erection.

There was only one thing Yori could think to do. While the island was still stable enough to support life, she would have to get in line. She walked behind the insatiable Kim Possible and knelt down. She reached her gentle hands out and cupped her breasts from behind as she rode Ron.

Kim hesitated, "Yo...yo..."

"I do not know that rap song Possible San." Yori deadpanned.

"Yori, what are you doing." She demanded.

Yori stuck a tongue in Kim's ear and whispered, "Do not worry Possible San. It will only seem kinky the first time." She then proceeded to kiss Kim and nibble on Kim's neck as she massaged her breasts.

"Booyah, The Ron-Man is all about the mad girl, girl action." Ron said happily taking in his best friend for life's introduction to lesbian sex.

"Oh...Oh...Yori, you rock. You really rock." Kim gasped as she continued to ride Ron to yet another singing orgasm as the volcano continued to erupt.