Me no own icarly.


Have you ever wondered why wizards have long beards?

I did.:D

What's the connection between them?

So who's your favorite wizard?

Mine's Dumbledore. Sad, he died. So so saaaad.

He was my favorite character, next to Draco and Snape.

Snape and his hair. Tsk, tsk.

Speaking of hair, I love Sam's hair. I think she uses hot rollers.

I curled mine too today. Why? `cause I'm bored.

Yaaaaaaawn. It's early in the morning. I'm in my Mom's car, drinking skybucks.

Hmm, Shane's sitting beside me, texting someone. His mom is an environmentalist.

They made us carpool for the sake of the environment.

With all the Global Warming and all.

So we had Biology Class, we received a new project. We were supposed to be in pairs.

Today, we are now going to dissect frogs. FROGS!

I have Frog-o-phobia. Or whatever it's called. Slight.

Oh yeah, since we have Biology with iCarly gang, I have good news for you.

Since the partner choices were suppose to be boy-girl pairs, Sam's choices were either Gibby or Freddie.

Sam finds Freddie smarter than Gibby. Figures, but is there other reasons?

But probably, if she had more choices, I think Carly would've been her partner.

Oh well, I have Shane as my partner.

Oh we're here. Tell you later about the Biology Stuff.


Okay so I'm here in Biology, lined up with Shane. In front of us, was Carly and Gibby, in front of them was Sam and Freddie.

So each of us should get one frog each so two frogs per pair.

There was a lot of screaming happening, mostly the girls.

I'm so nervous.

"Can't you get the frog for me?"

"No, it's part of the experience." Shane said grinning.

Beside me, Carly was biting her nails. Beside her, Sam was looking bored at usual.

Scratch that, She was now teasing Freddie at how he'll scream when he's touching the frog.

And now sam is getting her frog. She then placed it on Freddie's head. In which he screamed.

You just can't help but smile, no? Then again a person screaming with a Frog on his head, is kinda funny.

"I expected that." I said, Shane agreed.

Freddie removed the frog on his head after snapping out of his shock -ish outbreak.

Then he got his frog.

Carly and Gibby was next.

Poor Carly, she was screaming. I lost the pity, when it became too overrated.

Gibby just sighed and told Carly he'll get it for her. So he got two frogs.

We were next, ah, I'm nervous.

So I reached slowly inside the aquarium, and reached for a frog. I didn't even scream, I kept it all inside.

Then Shane got his and followed me.

Then so did the other students, and the teacher wrote the instructions on the board.

When he was finished, I read it and turned towards my frog.

It was staring at me. Of course it was dead, but it was staring at me.

"Why are you staring at me, like I'm gonna do something to you." I told the frog, which got Shane staring at me.

"Why are you talking to a dead frog?" He said looking at me weirdly.

"He's staring creepily at me."

I sighed.

"Oh, Frog, what have you ever done to me?" I said while cutting him.

I turned my head to Shane, he was smiling while he was cutting his frog.

"Are you a sadist?"

"Nah, I just enjoy listening to you talk to a dead frog."

I sent him a dirty look. And he just shrugged.

And that continued for the whole class.

After the experiment, the teacher graded us an A. Awesome, Right?

Then the teacher told us to put the frogs in the bottles filled with water we brought to school.

Oh, poor frog, I named her Princess Keropi. Rest in peace.

"Don't tell me your still mourning the loss of." He said pausing to check the name. "Princess Keropi."

"I pity him. Tsk. Tsk."

"Me too." Carly said and sighed with me.

"Why are you mourning the loss of Frogs, I'm Hungry." Sam announced, frowning.

"Me too, Classes are done anyway." Carly said.

"Where?" Freddie said.

"Groovy Smoothie?" Me and Shane said in unison.

"Jinx." I shouted. "You owe me a smoothie."

"Fine."

"Not before, I dropped this frog home,"

"Oh yeah, us too." Carly said.

"I'll just text ya." I said grabbing Shane towards my Mom's car, which I spotted.

"`Kay."


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