Summary: Hope complains. Retoast.

Word count: 107

Rating: K+

Author's note: because I've got absolutely nothing new. Slight edit.


Yeah, my life really sucks.

Imagine having to put up with this idiot who ruins all your fun every day. And not only is he a freaking moron, he's a snobby rich kid who's serious all the time. So maybe his sister is the queen of some nation. Big deal.

To be honest, Tom-Tom has the most retarded name I have ever heard. I mean, it sounds like something you'd name a turtle-duck and not a prince. So what if he's rich and sort of hot? He still has a stupid name. Plus, he's short, skinny, and really nerdy.

I wish my name wasn't just as dumb.