Authors note: You all brought this on yourselves. NOBODY REVIEWED… INCLUDING MOSSNOSE! HAHAHA! Now she will be here as Cosmo once again eats the green substance again. TOO BAD! YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES!

Disclaimer: All we own is the "mysterious" green substance and what Cosmo does with it. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. This was Soul Stealer 'cause Spidey is on the phone. So again you all brought this on yourselves. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.

We last left Cosmo with Sirius' computer. Trouble at 12:00.

Cosmo still on Sirius' account, doggiedong19 went into:

Doggiedong19 has entered the Fairy-World Chatroom.

Dshjfhasduighasdgh has entered the Chatroom.

2British2care has entered the chatroom.

Crimsonchin59 has entered the chatroom.

Fairies26 has entered the chatroom.

Chocolateloverrrrrrr has left the chatroom.

Doggiedong19: Hey guys

2British2care: And who are you my good chap?

Doggiedong19: I AM COSMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2British2care: Oh that's right, my incompetent fool of an actual fairy.

Fairies26: FAIRIES!

Fairies26: ARE!

Fairies26: REAL!

Crimsonchin59: Mr.CROCKER!!!!!!

Fairies26: Yes, it is I, MR DENZEL CROCKER! Now I am off to conspire against Timmy Turner to make him tell the world that he has FAIRIES. FAIRIES!

Crimsonchin59: Bye, I have to do homework and stop Crocker! L8er Dudes!

Fairies26 has just left the chatroom.

Crimsonchin59 has left the chatroom.

Wandisimo45 has entered the chatroom

Doggiedong19: Hi Wandisimo…. Wait… WANDISIMO! Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Wandisimo45: Yes, it is I, WANDISIMO MAGNIFICO!

Dshjfhasduighasdgh: Eets Wandisimo! Swoon

2British2care: Anti-Wanda! You can Type!

Wandisimo45: I am going to claim the love of my life, the one you, COSMO, stole from me.

Doggiedong19: Oh no you don't! I will smash this computer in my frustration! Hey, I didn't know I knew that word!

Wandisimo45 has left the chatroom

2British2care: Cosmo, if you smash the computer you will not be able to talk anymore and Timmy will be very angry with you for breaking the computer.

Doggiedong19: I'm not with Timmy! I'm with Sirius! Bye… off to smash the computer! …. Umm how do I sign out?

2British2care: Hit the big button on the top of the screen that says "Sign out"

Doggiedong19: Hitting the computer isn't doing anything!

2British2care: Use the mouse you Nitwit.

Doggiedong19 has left the chatroom

Dshjfhasduighasdgh: Anti-Cosmo do you luvvve me?

2British2care: No

Dshjfhasduighasdgh: Aww I luve you too.

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SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

Just then, Sirius walks in.

"Cosmo, care to explain why you are creaming my computer into oblivion?"

"It made me mad… HEY LOOK A BRIDIE!" says Cosmo as he flies to go get the poor innocent Owl, which just happened to be James' owl.

"Hey" Sirius cried out "It's a letter from James! COSMO! GET BACK HERE! DON'T HURT POOR MARTIN!"

"Ok! Fine." Cosmo said in a voice resembling one of a 5-year-old denied of candy.

The Letter read:

Dear Sirius,

I hope I don't miss too much potions while I am here in Dimsdale but I am babysitting the babyish kid with big buck teeth. I went to look for you but found this match-up thing instead. Apparently, my best friend is supposed to be this kid. HELP ME! I am stuck in a muggle world without any Butterbeer or Firewhisky. Please send Martin back with at least 20 crates (I don't care if he can't carry it, tell him to get some friends, stupid owl…) Send A reply quickly or I am afraid I will lose my mind. Or go to the Marauders Chatroom. PLEASE!

Sincerely, James… HELP ME!

P.S. Stay away from Lily!

Sirius wrote back:

Dear Prongs,

I am confident you will not lose your mind, as you can't lose something that's not there. I am afraid that letters are all I can send because Cosmo, My new "best friend" Smashed my computer. THRICE! Oh well, Don't worry, Lily and I are getting on quite well. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. I can't get to Hogsmede because unlike you, I have classes to attend. I will send you the new Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans; it is the 50th year of the BOGIE! The whole package is green! That is, if Cosmo doesn't eat them all first! We shall talk later! Bye! Off to go to Hogsmede with Lily! She is so lonely without you; I shall fill the void.

Sincerely, Padfoot

P.S. Hahahahaha

Then Sirius put in a box of BBEFB's, the Green version (A/N: Spidey was tired of typing out the whole name) In an envelope with the letter, and sent Martin on his way.

"Sirius! Why are all these ones green?" Cosmo yelled

This time, as Cosmo Familiarized with the taste, he realized that his tongue was too short, so he used his wand to compare the green substances. And once again, Sirius (And Wizzie) turned a greenish colour and ran to throw up!

Authors Notes: There is your Punishment. Sorry this took so long, we have been busy and unable to get together! New Chapters soon! Theif wants to comment that I didn't actually throw up, but I think we are torturing ourselves than You guys with the green substance.

Till next time…Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!