Ok, I swear I'll get to your requests soon! I just wanted to give you guys something to read quick because of the past absence of chapters...

Just note, the anime depicts Crona as a boy, and so do I! Don't..want...yuri...


It was at this point in the party that everyone was starting to settle down, and just eat (the dinner table was literally untouched for the first point of the party and socialize.

Because of the damn mistletoe, almost every person was paired up with someone else. Romance was at an all-time high.

People were sharing food, cuddling, and, well, kissing. Bystanders that weren't paired up didn't seem to mind a lot.

But one couldn't deal with it.

Crona, after a while of convincing and persuading by Maka, was standing at a nearby corner watching everyone else enjoying themselves, not actually going in himself.

He wasn't really good with the whole lovey dovey thing in the long run; Ragnarok would certainly complain about how Crona should become a man.

He wished Maka was there to comfort him, but she had gone somewhere with Soul, his arm wrapped around her tiny frame as they walked off with smiles on their faces.

Crona felt lonely.

And obviously, that was about to be thrown to the wolves.

'Wait, wolves!? I can't deal with wolves, Mr. Writer gu-!'

"Hey Crona!" a very squeaky and high-pitched voice rang out from his left.

He did a double take and shielded himself with his arms. It took a while for him to relax and actually look at the person. He found out it was the good and jumpy Patty.

"Hey, hey, Crona! Good to see ya!" Patty cried out to him. He didn't quite enjoy being yelled at this loudly; even Medusa wasn't this loud. But he did recover and made his way over to the table energetic weapon.

Well, he actually tip-toed over.

When he got near, Patty sprang from her seat and quickly swept Crona of his feet. Crona screamed as she sat him down on the seat right next to hers.

Patty laughed loudly at how he was shaking like a chiuaua. Crona was just recovering when Ragnarok popped right out of his back in a black liquefied fashion.

"Hey, you can't hurt Crona, ONLY I CAN DO THAT!" he threaten menacingly.

Patty laughed even harder.

Ragnarok just stared at her from behind Crona's frozen form.

"This chick is nuts, even for me," he spat out, "I'm out."

Ragnarok flew right back into Crona.

Crona looked over his shoulder as he retreated from the crazy girl. Luckily for him, his was getting better at controlling himself and recovered quicker than usual.

He slowly turned back to Patty, with the wisp of a smile on his lips.

"Hi, Patty," he whimpered like a child.

Patty smiled at him in an excited way.

"Hey, I called you over because I wanted to show you this thing that I made!" she told him, and she clamped her hand on the back of his head and redirected it to the giant heap of napkins covering something, rising high on the table.

"Behold Crona," she exclaimed, grabbing the sheet and throwing it off, "GIGA GIRAFFE!"

The sheet flew off, and under it,

was the biggest napkin sculpture of a giraffe he ever seen.

Well, it was the first he had ever seen.

He watched as Sid walked by, his height not even reaching above the legs as he took a glimpse at the creation, shook his head, and left.

"Do you like it!?" Patty excitedly asked her flabbergasted friend. He stared at the insane weapon for what felt like forever. But she waited.

He looked at her and smiled again. She always seemed to find happiness one way or another.

"I like it," he got out weakly, but audible to her. He enjoyed to see her happy; it made him feel good inside.

Patty went wide-eyed and embraced her friend in a bear hug. He gasped for air, turning purple after a few minutes.

Patty finally let go, and Crona gasped for air. She smiled again.

"It's really cool, I even gave it some plants to eat!" she told him, and she pointed to the mouth of the giraffe. They both looked

Crona went right back to staring.

Even he knew what that was.

"P-p-p-p-p-," he stuttered to her weakly.

She giggled.

"P-P-P-P-!" he said more urgently.

Still the giggling.

"P-P-P-P-PATTY!" he yelled. "T-T-Thats-!"

-smooch-

Patty pulled back from the kiss, smiling at him seductively. Crona looked at her like he was a deer caught in the headlights.

"I know what it is," she said even more seductively.

And she was off, walkling with a sway to her hips.

Crona fainted. Ragnarok popped out again and stared at the guy's form.

"Damn, not manly," he pocked his head, "but not a boy anymore either," he crossed his arms, looking at his meister with new found but little pride.

"More like a teen pulsing with hormones," he chuckled.


I know, I know! Just wanted to give you guys something.

I'll get to your request eventually...

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