Here in a special restaurant, one that exist in-between dimensions like a certain café. There was nobody there as the main bar's phone rang, only for a young man with brown hair and brown eyes to pop into existence, apparently enjoying a delicious Krabby Patty freshly made from a sponge in the ocean as he picked up the phone.

"Hello, this is Heavenly-"whatever he said, he suddenly switched from whatever he heard on the phone, "We do not sell body pillows!" he exclaimed as he violently hung up and turned to do his usual routine as the phone rang again.

"This is a bar! Not a-"he replied only to pause when he heard who it was on the phone. "Come again? Boss, did you say that the carnival was starting?" he asked as his eye widened in surprised shock. "The Carnival is starting?!" he exclaimed.

"Hmph, that's right Nione. The Carnival Moment has returned." A man with dark brown hair replied, surprising Nione, "Hishin-sempai?" he asked as the now named Hishin glared at him, "How many times did I tell you not to call me sempai Nione?" he asked as his Kouhai who just rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.

"Indeed, this is quite an unusual effect on dimensions." A girl with reddish-black hair and brown eyes and was wearing a Red Mage outfit from the Final Fantasy series was sitting at the bar with a shot glass near her.

"Hey there Sapphire, how's it been?" Nione greeted as she merely raised her shot glass saying fine.

"Now this distortion is unique, as a tournament in the space-time continuum will rage on, as only two people will win and enter the main story. As it goes on, many new stories will go on in that location as rivalries and bonds of friendship will be forged. This…is true chaos." She continued as she had a coy smile on her face as her finger trailed the tip of the glass.

"I see, well as those cats would say it…It's starting!" Nione exclaimed. (A/N: Start playing Super Affection opening of Carnival Phantasm!)

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Carnival Phantasm: Naruto Edition

tondeke sugoi na

dare ga?

Featuring Storm from Shinobi L'Cie: Storm of the Revolution

watashitachi desu yo!

senbiki wa nai no iyahho~ tanoshii utage

Naruko Uzumaki from Engineer4Ever's fic: Return of the King

Zettai owaranai mahou kakete

Archerko from Sword Dancers doujin

dokidoki no zanyasai

asonde asonde bakari ga ii na

Turanox the Nobody

desho?

Various Characters from Type-Moon

yappari yappari sou desho?

Naruto the Biju King from Fangking2's Fate Stay Night Thy Chain Held in My Hand fic

Omatsuri yoisho de nakayoshi (nakayoshi)

Naruto the Lionheart (Origins Unknown)

Kimi e no yoisho wa jizentai (affection)

Naruto from Return of the Capturing God series

odekake no junjo wa SUICCHI haitte HAI ni natte kanryou da!

amai DERIKASHII de

Blaze the Flame Haze from the Shakugan no Naruto Movie fic

honnori sappari assari pittari koishichau

And a variety of Sasukes!

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Kimi wo (hai) atarashii basho e to (yay)

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jama saretakunainda mon

Kimi ni (hai) himitsu no basho de wa (yay)

harikicchau yo

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Crossing of fanfiction, the most dangerous and most risky move that any author has ever done, combining characters from other fics into one chapter alone could cause pure chaos in the Space-time continuum. To keep the chaos at bay, a tournament of many kinds were created in order to cull the weak out as only a few will make their appearance in official chapters of the fics own timelines. This is one of those times, now witnessed the madness that is on its way…with two versions of the Naru's being the leading roles.

"Greetings people of various dimensions and timelines..." the voice a female woman with blond hair, green eyes, and a revealing red dress into a microphone spoke.

"Today is the Space-Time Elimination battle! I am Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, serving as announcer for this tournament. And here are the contestants!" and with a wave of her hand as she turned to the spot and pointed to the empty spotlight as one Naruko Uzumaki appeared.

"Hailing from Konoha, she has the heart of a lion, the body of a dragon, the brains of a Tsundere...The Violent Chimera of Lilies, Naruko Uzumaki!" she exclaimed as the audience cheered for the contestant.

Naruko walked on the stage in her Saber Lily armor with Excalibur and Avalon present on her right hip for the event. Her violet eyes radiated power and her face gave a small pretty smile that was accompanied by her whisker mark. She waved to the crowd and spoke, "I am truly happy to be a part of this grand competition. I hope to do my best and hope for your support." she ended with a light bow as the crowd cheered for her.

She smirked slightly in her mind, "Get the crowd on your side and lower the morale of the competition, such simple tactics." She thought.

"Now it is time to announce her partner who is our next contestant. Think of this as a challenge for them both." Nero explained as she had a rose in her hand as she tossed it in the air as the petals rained in an elegant manner as she twirled and pointed at a mysterious portal. "A forgotten hero whose heart burns with passion of battle, the elegance of a rose, the speed of thunder, the Defier of Fate and Destiny, Storm Uzumaki!"

The portal opened up as bodies of various monstrosities fell out of it as they piled up as a version of Naruto Uzumaki landed on the top with two blades in his hands as he crouched from his landing. "I swear, who puts things like that in portals?" he grumbled as he noticed a lot of people looking at him.

"What?" he demanded as the ladies of the crowd cheered for him and calling his name.

He looked at Naruko with a confused expression. "Care to explain what is going on and how I got here?" he asked completely lost.

Naruko sighed, "Honestly, you didn't get the memo from Zelretch? We are here for an inter-dimensional competition of other Naru's from multiple dimensions." she huffed as she crossed her arms, "I have to work with this guy?" she thought with mild disappointment.

Storm frowned at this, "Odd, I just jumped into a portal looking for a space-time anomaly in there." he replied, "It is actually very simple Praetor." Nero replied as Storm looked at her with surprise. "It's you again!" he said as she nodded.

"Indeed, Praetor the thing you were sensing is here, but you have to win the Elimination round with your partner." she said bluntly pointing to Naruko.

"I see...I don't know who Zelretch is but I can already tell that this is one hell of a party! Let's rock!" he said pumping his fist up as his eyes were lit up as he looked at Naruko. "Let's do our best and eliminate all who get in our way!" he declared.

"That's good sportsmanship, now onto the next contestants!" Nero called out as with a twirl of her dress, another Naruto appeared.

"The man of all things cool and awesome, logic and common sense don't exist in his book, the man of smooth moves and romance...Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the second God of Conquest...CG (Capturing God) Naruto!" she announced as that Naruto was playing his PFP. He looked at Storm and Naruko and rolled his eyes.

"Two characters connected to games? Boring as hell, looks like I'll win this hands down." he said calmly. This got on Storm's nerves with that guy's attitude. "Naruko, he goes down first." he said to his partner with the glare of daggers at CG Naruto.

"Ha, my character design was based off multiple games, two anime series, a visual novel, and others. Your only connection is to an anime and a manga." Naruko retorted with a confident smirk.

Clearly CG Naruto didn't either hear her or ignored her completely.

"Take him down Storm-san." She replied to him.

"The competition is already intensifying, now for our next guest of honor!" Nero exclaimed with excitement in her voice as she drew her sword and tossed it into the air as it turned into flames as it landed in the center of the stage.

"A boy who forsaken his existence for balance, vessels the God of Atonement in his body, he who is one with the blazing Flame of Heavens, everyone...give it up for Blaze, the Shakugan no Naruto!" she cried out as an eight year old Naruto walked in eating melon bread in a cute childish way.

"Urachai! Urachai! Urachai!" he shouted out as all the female members cried out in adoration.

CG Naruto scowled at the kid, Storm waved at Blaze who waved back, and Naruko... was twitching uncontrollably and pounced on the boy, "Kawaii!" she shouted and hugged the little Flame Haze till he turned purple in the face.

"N-Nee-chan can't...breathe!" he gasped out as Naruko blinked and got out her cute things mode and looked at the chibi Naruto in her arms foaming at the mouth.

"Sorry." she said with an awkward laugh and put him down and joined Storm while trying to regain her composure.

Nero chuckled at the display, "Adorable, and now for our next contestant!" and without further ado, Nero pointed dramatically at the next Naruto.

"A man with no heart, a nihilist soul, the desire for nothing, gives a warm welcome to Turanox!" she exclaimed as the silver haired Naruto bowed politely.

"May the best man-"

"Ehem?" Naruko coughed at Nero.

"-and woman win!" she said like nothing happened.

Storm casted Libra on Turanox and his eyes narrowed at the info he got on this Naruto.

"A Nobody?" CG Naruto muttered

"He's dangerous, on a larger scale." Storm whispered to Naruko.

"Yum...Melon pan!" guess who?

"Who is he?" Naruko whispered back.

"He's a Nobody, a creature with no Heart that wasn't meant to exist. He's able to reduce entire worlds to nothingness, fast agile, and can use energy type weapons for both close combat and long range, even inhumane stamina like ours can't last that long if he goes all out." Storm whispered back.

With that tad bit of info, Naruko looks at the silver headed Naruto with a critical eye, "Avalon should help with defense, but I'll have to play it out for a bit to see where he stands with offense...Kage Bunshin how I love you." she thought with a smile.

"And here is our final contestant!" Nero exclaimed and she snapped her fingers as the very world shook and Storm's eyes widened in shock. "This feeling...is she...summoning an incarnation of myself?" he muttered with dread as a massive portal opened. "Created from twisted science, forsaken warrior who slayed thousands alone to survive, the origin of one of our guests...Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Naruto the Lionheart!" Nero exclaimed as a young Naruto walked in, shirtless as he wore torn pants and had scars adorned his body as his eyes showed no empathy in them. But the aura he had was that of death and agony.

"Crap...of all people...he was called..." Storm winced as many of the Naruto's were instantly on edge leaving only Naruko clueless.

Naruko huffed and crossed her arms, "Okay, why am I out of the loop with all the dimensional Naruto's here. Seriously you old vampire, a manual or something is all I ask for. Bet he's laughing his pruned butt off." she muttered at the end.

Hearing this, all of the Naru's looked at her as Storm decided to explain that particular Naruto.

"He's...the most infamous Naruto in all dimensions. In a dimension where all Naru's from different dimensions go and fought to kill one person just to gain their wish, but that Naruto is the target and he was known as the Sword of Defiance. He utterly annihilated all Naru's, no matter how powerful they were. Even Excalibur, Avalon and Ea were useless and were destroyed by him...He did it all by sheer willpower alone. He was a demon born from the hell known as the battlefield. If one of us was to fight him, we'd be trophies for his collection." he gulped as the others gestured that their heads will be taken off.

"He's a veteran on the battlefield, fought many versions of us Naru's and was the last one standing as the sole victor. He adapts to his enemies faster than anyone I know." CG Naruto replied as he nervously pulled his collar in anxiety.

"...He's scary Nee-chan." Blaze replied, hiding behind her.

"If he was a Noble Phantasm...He'd be Anti-Multi-Dimension..." Turanox added in as he was on edge around Lionheart.

The aura Lionheart was emitting was lethal.

Naruko could even sense it as she messaged her temples, "Bloody vampire, I'm so Excalibur-ing his ass next time he wants something from me. Okay, game plan, 5-way truce to take creepy down, all or nothing tactics and pray they work?" she asked seeing as once again a woman had to take charge of little boys who were pissing themselves.

"Oh, and one more thing..." Nero spoke up, getting their attention. "It is forbidden to use any Noble Phantasms, Jutsus, or any other abilities in this tournament."

"So how are we supposed to fight Nee-chan?" Blaze asked innocently as Nero smirked.

"Good question young one, for we will do our tournament with a lottery!" she exclaimed as one Illya Einzbern placed her hand in and drew the challenge. "It's settled, everyone get a pencil ready, its Testing Time!" Nero exclaimed dramatically as she twirled and pointed to 6 desks with test papers on them, all emitting an ominous vibe.

"Hmph." CG Naruto grunted.

"Aw…another test?" Blaze pouted.

"Better than facing Lionheart..." Storm muttered.

"..." was from Lionheart.

"It's been awhile since I tested my IQ." Turanox said, cupping his chin with curiosity.

But for one Naruko Uzumaki who was developing an eye twitch and a tick mark. "A paper test? What about an epic fight of all fights?!" Naruko asked her fellow King or Emperor of the Saber class.

Seriously she was finished with the academy, she didn't need more tests.

"A ruler must be wise in both combat, and in academic knowledge. It tends to be embarrassing if a King or Emperor does not have the right education, especially with diplomacy." Nero replied sipping tea as the other Naruto's were already writing on their tests.

"Plus, be careful what you wish for, because you might bite off more than you can chew." Nero thought wryly as she planned to let her have a battle against the unofficial "King of Naru's" Lionheart after the test.

"Done!" CG Naruto replied as he kicked back.

"..." Lionheart finished and began meditating while Storm and Blaze were quietly writing on their tests.

"...Did I forget to mention if you don't pass this, something will happen it will ruin your reputation?" she asked Naruko with a sly smile, one that looked like she would enjoy the loser's suffering.

Naruko's brows twitched at the accusation, "I never said that wisdom didn't matter, I was just stating that 'I' was inform there would be 'psychical' combat, but this is fine." she said as she sat down and started writing.

Two minutes later, "All done!" she exclaimed as she watched Storm and Blaze who were still writing. A few minutes later… "Phew, done!" Storm exclaimed as Blaze turned his paper over already finished.

"And now the results are in!" Nero exclaimed as a chart appeared. "This will decide the VS challenge! And our first contestants are..."

Naruko VS Lionheart

"..."out of nowhere, Lionheart appeared and was reading Naruko's answers before looking at her eyes with a hidden ominous finality."...Final test..." he muttered as he leaped back and was teleported somewhere else.

"Wow, tough luck Naruko..." Storm said with a look of...pity.

"He adapts to his enemies faster than any machine. Designed to kill all other Naru's of any kind...even you." he then leaned in, "Word of advice, do not challenge him in an all-out or your soul will be erased for good." he whispered ominously as Naruko was teleported to a world filled with many dead Naru's of all kinds as their weapons served as tombstones on the bloodstained earth were Lionheart was waiting, on top of a hill of swords.

"In this battle, your abilities are allowed to be used!" Nero exclaimed, her voice filling the air as she began her announcing, "Ready...FIGHT!" she shouted as the battle gained way.

Naruko quickly draws Excalibur from its sheath and unleashes a powerful prana burst onto Lionheart in rapid time and goes for a horizontal cut. The burst of prana hit him dead on as she made her cut, only for it to be blocked by Lionheart's bare hand with little effort as he looked at her and had a twisted smile on his face.

Before she could blink, a punch in the face blasted her across the field as Lionheart stood there in his spot, waiting.

Naruko rolled across the ground and quickly flipped back up, "Okay, fast and durable too." she commented as she sheathed Excalibur and clapped her hands together, "Suiton: Suishōha (Water Release: Water Colliding Wave)!" a giant body of water surged around her and she sent her hands forward to have the giant water wave hit Lionheart.

As the giant wave drew closer, Lionheart grabbed a nearby sword and swung down, creating a shockwave that bisected the massive wave as it fell apart. "...Once again, I cut a worthless object." he muttered in monotone as he literally ate his sword. "...Needs more oomph in it." he concluded.

Naruko used the surrounding water and formed the needed hang sign's "Suiton: Suiryūdan no Jutsu (Water dragon bullet)!" but that wasn't all she did, she added wind and lightning chakra to it and sent nine speeding surging dragons at him this time. Seeing the speeding dragons, Lionheart smirked as he did the impossible.

He backhanded the dragons and made them collide against each other as he kicked the ninth one right in the face, causing it to burst. "...My turn." he replied as he punched the ground, the result was 14 dragons made of lava erupting from the ground, charging at Naruko at speeds faster than her enhanced water dragons.

He waited, wanting to see what tricks she had to counter it.

"Lava?!" she thought, "Relax, it's just molten rock." she drew Excalibur and coated it with Invisible Air and released it, "Strike Air: Hammer of the Wind King!" she shouted and the molten rock cooled and turned to stone, the air kept pushing and sent the rocks back at Lionheart.

Lionheart merely smirked, "...Analysis complete." he uttered as a portal opened up and he pulled out...Sasuke Uchiha? "Hey, who the hell are you and what are you-" he demanded as Lionheart used him as a bat as he smashed the rocks that would have hit him.

"Much better...ara?" Lionheart noticed Sasuke was limp now and there was no pulse. "Sasuke ga shinda!" he exclaimed in shock.

"Kono hito de nashi!" Nero's voice rang out from the arena.

Naruko's eye twitched, "I wanted to kill him!" she shouted and then pouted cutely.

"I have no choice then...I'll have to use my ultimate technique." She said seriously.

"So will I..." he replied as he held his arm outward as dozens of glowing cards were in front of him like a shield.

"Do you feel lucky?" he asked with a devious smile on his face. The two enemies stared at each other, as if waiting for one to make a move against the other.

The tension was so thick; you could cut it with a knife and eat it. Naruko was the one to lose patience as she prepared her ultimate attack. "Ahhhhh!" Naruko shouted as she charged Excalibur.

"Excalibur!" she shouted as she sent a sky towering blast of light at Lionheart.

The ring of cards instantly teleported around Naruko and vanished as if they were never there as Lionheart's stomach grumbled. "...Thank you for the meal!" he shouted out as he opened his mouth and the impossible happened, he somehow sucked the entire attack inside and then patted his stomach.

"Hmm...Needs a bit of salt in it." he replied to her as her jaw dropped down in total disbelief.

"Oh come on! He can eat light!?" Naruko shouted in shock, "What can't he do?" she asked out loud as she put her hands on her hips.

That was the biggest mistake she ever made.

Before a split of a second she could even blink he was right in front of her pinning her arms to the side with a grin on his face. "Itadakimasu~" he replied as he claimed her lips with his own.

Now this made Naruko's eyes open up in shock...her first kiss...HER FIRST KISS! This Naru-teme STOLE her first kiss (In this Fic anyway).

"Was this incest?" she wondered and kicked him in the balls only for him to leap away in time to avoid the kick just in time as he licked his lips and had a mischievous foxlike grin on his face.

"Hmm…Sugar, spice, and everything nice." he replied with contended sigh as he noticed the look on her face.

"Why are you looking at me like that? It's not like it's your first kiss...is it?" he pondered with a coy smile adorning his face.

Now poor little Naruko's face was as red as the red dragon in her heart...and he did NOT just do a Powerpuff Girls joke.

"You did." she muttered and she started to shake in uncontrollable rage, "I'll KILL you!" she shouted and she dismissed her armor and a bubbly coat of crimson covered her and grew three bubbly tails with bubbly fox ears.

Lionheart raised a brow with interest, recalling a few other Naru's he killed using that ability before.

"Ho...? Using the fox's chakra? I'm sure he must enjoy watching your embarrassment as well. But alas, I have to up my game then...!" with that, the black fog faded away as his wings became outstretched as the world shook from his release.

"Never mess with a Heavenly Dragon or a High-Class Hell Dragon Naruko..." he warned as he looked at her with a blue/red eye combo.

"Because when they go on rampages, even Gaia screams in pain from provoking their fury!" he roared out as he hunched over as he had two tails sprout out from his tail bone, on white and one black. He was on all fours as his eyes danced with Mad Enhancement in them.

"To take an otome's (maiden's) first kiss is a sin! No, it is even worse than a sin." She said as her embarrassment and anger took over.

"Uh, Kit...it was just a kiss." Kyuubi muttered to her, clearly not amused with the way she was behaving. It was like something from a childish drama show.

"Urasai, urasai, urasai!" Naruko shouted at the fox in her mind and charged at the teme who took her lips purity!

Lionheart laughed for no reason at all as he looked at her.

"That's what Hell Dragons do hatchling..." Lionheart's warped voice replied, "Plus I don't think Blaze would like it if you took his and his sempai's trademark catchphrase without permission, even if you were replying to the fox in your mind."

With that, he flew into the clouds above, hiding him from her sights.

"Mind Pervert!" Naruko shouted at him.

She tensed, waiting for what he was about to do...as deep down all she knew she wasn't going to like it.

She was correct, as the clouds parted away showing Lionheart holding...the moon.

That was when Nero teleported in and looked at the boy holding the moon with pure interest, no doubt thinking of something for her arts as Naruko turned to Nero, "Are we allowed to forfeit? And if we are, you stop the match right there, right?" she asked her red dressed fellow Saber.

Nero looked amused by the expression on the girl's face when she saw Lionheart holding the moon, "Oh, so the legacy of the undefeated king gives in? Just say you surrender and I'll step in. Though I think Arturia's reputation is going to be ruined from this..." she replied, "Plus, you could always ask one of the other Naruto's to help you. I would recommend Storm since only he is the only one to survive Lionheart's slaughter and overcome him." she replied as she prepared to step in.

"Choice is yours." she finished.

This served only to piss the young girl off, "Cut the crap! You didn't say I could ask for help! And to answer your question, I'm 12, nowhere near Arturia-sempai's level yet and the guys' about to drop a MOON on me! Storm, you're in!" she shouted all in one breathe.

"Well, you didn't bother asking for the rules..." Nero replied with a coy smile as Storm appeared and he was eating...ramen? "Wow, when did it get 3-D?" *slurp*

Naruko merely pointed at Lionheart who just threw the moon towards them, "When the guy decide to hack the hell out of his character." she turned to Nero, "A ref. should state all the rules you know. I call hacks by the way." She replied as Storm frowned at the incoming moon before looking at his location.

"...Crap, this is not the cafeteria. Hold this and don't eat It." he ordered Naruko as he gave her his ramen bowl and dashed towards a certain part of the battlefield.

"...It should be...aha!" he exclaimed as he pulled out the Sword of Rupture, Ea. "Leo, Elo, bow form now!" he ordered as two lion cubs transformed and combined into an interesting bow as the launching part resembled a roaring lion.

He drew the bow with Ea acting as the arrow as it started to "wake up" and its three shafts slowly started turning, "Enuma...Elish!" he shouted as he fired the weapon as the energy from Ea reached its maximum output as it collided with the moon, destroying it completely.

Storm then ducked just in time to avoid Lionheart's claws as he snarled at the Shinobi L'Cie.

Seeing the two Naru's duking it out, Naruko pouted, "Mou, don't think I out yet!"

"Even though that moon thing was scary as hell." she thought with a tiny shiver, "Seriously, who throws a moon?"

"Arcueid and Zelretch do!" Lionheart replied to Naruko's mental question about throwing the moon as Storm made his bow split into two and transform into the Leoedge and Eloedge Gunblades as he and Lionheart were stuck in a deadlock, "Not bad kid." Lionheart mused, "Thanks, this is coming from you in the future." Storm replied as he head-butted Lionheart and leapt away. "I am the bone of my crystal." Storm muttered as he removed his headband, causing a massive surge of magic to shake the earth as he produced crystal projectiles and launched them at Lionheart.

What Lionheart said was really getting on Naruko's nerves, "Stop reading my mind you peeper!" Naruko yelled as called back her armor and looked at the ramen bowel her hands as she realized something, "We have a cafeteria here?" she asked herself as she tilted her head to the side cutely.

"Can't help it because your thoughts are always entering my head whether I want to or not!" Lionheart shot back as he dodged a crystal arrow from Storm that exploded in the air. "Yeah, I know the feeling, whenever another Naru is around you are forced to hear their thoughts and all that. I forgot the bad sides when you're a newborn Cipher." he replied as he dodged a swipe from Lionheart.

"Oh, yeah, there's a cafeteria with all kinds of foods, from the endless varieties of ramen from multiple dimensions, to the most exotic and most delicious meals known and unknown to man!" he replied to her question. "And if you're joining the fight, don't drop my ramen or else!" he warned dangerously while giving her the Ghoul Eyes Glare.

Naruko smirked, "Well hurry up, I'm getting a little peckish." she teased as she waved the ramen around. She wouldn't eat it, but if it motivated him to go faster then so be it, she was hungry after all.

Nero sighed at Naruko's intent and decided to give her a bit of a warning before she might get herself killed, " That was a bad move, are you trying to make him an additional enemy?" she asked as Naruko looked at the Fifth Roman Emperor.

"Eh? But I'm just kidding; I would never truly take another person's ramen. He just had to bring it and get me all hungry though." Naruko replied to the red dressed servant announcer.

"Sure…" Nero replied in an 'I don't care tone' as Naruko noticed something in her hand, "Well, better take this," she said handing the body of the supposed dead Uchiha. "He's still alive, make good use of him..." Nero explained with an amused smile as she saw the look on Naruko's face. The one that could make even the most evil of people cringe in fear.

"My arrogant emo bastard senses are tingling!" Storm and Lionheart thought in sync as they found the source in the lone Uchiha in Nero's grip.

"Teme..."Storm and Lionheart growled as their glares focused on the body of the now conscious Uchiha.

"Why do I feel like I'm going to die?" he asked weakly in Nero's grip.

Now Naruko smiled, the Rin Tohsaka smile 'I'm going to kill you slowly.' one, "You are." Naruko chirped happily as she started to grab his legs and started to spin him around till she threw in into the air.

What he didn't know as he went air born was the explosive notes on his legs. He looked down to hear the sizzling and looked to the audience, "Bad day." he said and blew up like fireworks.

Naruko whipped a tear from her eye comically, "Truly beautiful art." She sniffed.

Storm and Lionheart thought differently when they saw him die.

"Sasuke ga shinda!" Lionheart exclaimed.

"Kono hito de nashi!" Storm shouted, pointing at Naruko accusingly.

Naruko just shrugged, "Not like you weren't thinking of doing the same thing." as she waved off the accusation like it was no big deal.

"I would just beat him to a pulp." Lionheart replied.

"I was going to make him suffer ultimate humiliation through pranks." Storm replied.

"Thank goodness for multiple Sasuke's though." Lionheart said in appreciation as he opened up another portal and pulled out another Sasuke.

"Hey, who are you and why are there more versions of-?!" Lionheart charged at Naruko, wielding Sasuke like a club.

Storm looked exasperated and annoyed at this, "...This is total character abuse, and which Sasuke is that!?" Storm demanded.

"When in Rome," Naruko shouted and opened a dimensional rift, "Do as the Romans do! Sakura shield!" she shouted

"Who are yo-" the pink thing tried to say but was hit in the stomach by the Sasuke club.

Nero seemed amused at the quote and Storm looked at them with utter disbelief.

"Can you...tell me the rules?" he asked as Naruko and Lionheart continued duking it out with their "weapons" as Storm somehow got his ramen back and was slurping at it.

"Very well, Praetor. First rule is you cannot kill other contestants. Second rule, if you are assigned a partner, they can call you at will to change the tide in battle. Third rule, you can surrender and admit defeat, though it will ruin your reputation when you get back to your dimension. Fourth rule, no using any Noble Phantasms or any other abilities in certain areas, if you break something in those areas, you have to pay for it, and is very expensive. Fifth rule, character abusing like that Sasuke and Sakura over there," she said pointing to the ones Lionheart and Naruko were using as weapons, "is allowed, hence it is possible to open a portal and abuse them to your heart's content." she finished as Storm finished his ramen.

"That's a little twisted, then again we all have weird quirks and such." he replied.

Just then, a ringing round was heard and Nero pulled from out of nowhere, a watch. "Oh dear, they better finish up soon, the next match is supposed to start soon." she said

Storm sighed, "Hey, Naruko and Lionheart, finish this up already!" he called out to them. "Fine!" she shot back as she opened another dimensional rift, "Youthful duo: Genjutsu of the Ever Youthful Sunset!" she said as she threw Gai and Lee at Lionheart and they started to hug and release the ever frightening sunset genjutsu and she shielded her eyes from the horror.

"...Okay, this is the strangest thing I have ever seen...and why do I feel like joining in a Youthful Trio?" Lionheart asked as his eyes twitched as Storm paled.

"Naruko...I think you've unleashed an even greater horror if he joins them." he whimpered as his started clawing his own eyes.

"Ah, they follow their own belief in beauty...I must learn it!" Nero exclaimed, much to the shock of Storm and Naruko.

Naruko then tackled Nero, "No Nero-chan, shield yourself!" she shouted as she covered Nero and Lionheart was hit full burst with the sunset.

Storm, who was also hit by the sunset, recognized this type of illusion, or should he say Magecraft? "Now...I understand," Storm spoke up as he twitched in pain from the sunlight like a vampire would, "It's a Reality Marble, that's why it was impossible to dispel with genjutsu methods!" he exclaimed as Lionheart appeared through the sunset...having a bowl haircut and wearing the green spandex Gai and Lee are well known for wearing.

"Feel the power of youth!" he exclaimed as he looked for someone to hug and join the youthful cause.

Storm looked absolutely mortified, and Naruko…well, Naruko screamed in horror as she kicked an unsuspecting Sasuke to Lionheart and dragged Nero away fast, trying to save her from the horrors of the Flames of Youth.

Seeing a new victim, Lionheart grabbed the poor Uchiha and the next thing he knew, he was one of them. "Hn, Lets spread the youthfulness!" Sasuke exclaimed as they looked for more people to convert.

"Damn it Naruko, you just HAD to bring Gai and Lee into this didn't you?!" Storm demanded as he was somehow ahead of Naruko and Nero.

"You said to finish it! Lionheart is just so broken that it didn't work on him, how I was supposed to know?" she replied, "Yeah, that's because he's a secret boss character, they're meant to be broken!" He shot back.

"Nero-chan, he isn't fighting anymore so that means he forfeits, right?" Naruko asked the green eyed blonde who was thinking at the moment as she observed the youthful phenomenon, "From my readings, he's fighting by trying converting you into another Green Beast to spread the youth. You'll have to get rid of Gai and Lee to revert things back to the way they were." She replied nonchantly as Naruko groaned as she held her head in frustration trying to reason with the Fifth Emperor of Rome.

"Come on, you're from Rome, call the Vatican or something, he's forcing a…uh religion on others!" Naruko tried to argue as Storm looked pretty pissed off at the moment.

"Just kill Lee and Gai Naruko!" Storm snapped as he kicked the corrupted Sasuke and avoided a hug from Lionheart as he dashed to the two green beasts of Konoha as he pulled something out of his pouch.

"Reverse Dimensional transfer!" Naruko shouted and Lee and Gai were gone as Storm ran to the portal.

"And stay out!" He shouted as he threw a grenade in the portal before it closed as Lionheart and Sasuke returned to normal.

"What was I-?" he never finished his question as Lionheart beheaded him.

"Sasuke ga shinda!" Storm exclaimed.

"Kono hito de nashi!" Nero shouted, pointing at Lionheart accusingly.

"Teme!" Naruko pointed at both Lionheart and the Uchiha corpse.

Lionheart just smirked now that he was back to normal, "...Flag Trigger." he replied to Naruko as her Noble Phantasms and armor were sealed and removed from her person as she was paralyzed by some sort of unknown power.

"Uh-oh, see ya Naruko!" Nero and Storm replied as they dashed off with pure fear in their eyes.

"Traitors!" she shouted and was fearful of what would happen.

Suddenly, the souls of many Narus from the battlefield gathered and glared at her with pure hatred as they assaulted her mind, inflicting wounds from within her body as her outwards appearance remained the same.

Then, Lionheart's flesh bulged as the wings and tails tore themselves apart to reveal an angelic dragon of divine beauty that could not be comprehended as a demonic dragon with a deadly aura and a sinister appearance snarled at Naruko as Lionheart floated in-between them with a card floating in front of him. The light from the card gave his smile a more sinister look to it.

"This is our grand finale." he said, "I give you...Armageddon." he finished as he crushed the card, causing the dragons to combine their fiery breaths as an unknown elemental power gathered into a massive sphere as it descended downwards to her as everything was engulfed in a bright light.

K-O!

Naruko Loses!

Lionheart scowled in anger, at the last moment he saw Storm take the blow and escape with his opponent. He examined his opponent's Noble Phantasms and they were cracked severely from his Armageddon spell. Oh well, at least he won the battle-ttebayo.

*With Nero and Storm*

"Praetor, what is that behind you?" Nero asked Storm as she noticed something white and big behind him.

He laughed it off as he carried the object to the cafeteria.

"Are you thankful that I saved you at the last minute...Naruko?" he asked as he placed the girl in a seat who was currently keeping her eyes closed from the bright light and her inevitable doom.

Needless to say, everyone was surprised that she was in one piece, sans her Noble Phantasms and armor.

Naruko took a gasp of air and breathed for a few moments and regained her senses.

She blinked and looked at the monitor, "Yeah." she whispered in a depressed tone.

She hated losing, "I'm getting my Armor and Noble Phantasm's back right? If not I'm suing this network for theft. I got a many a Ryo of insurance on those." Naruko said to Nero, "And how did I lose since my partner is still in fighting condition?" she questioned as she sat next to Nero in her Kunoichi outfit.

"First question, yes you'll get them back. But it seems that your Noble Phantasms and Armor suffered severe damage from Lionheart's Armageddon. I'm surprised they weren't completely destroyed by the attack. And since your partner took the fatal blow while saving you at the last moment, you both lost since if one goes down, the other as well." She explained as Storm was whistling a tune.

"I can accept that. We do get repairs done for our equipment here, right?" Naruko asked with a slight yawn as she was tired after that fight? "Yeah fight." she thought as she rubbed her eyes.

"Yes, it is important for our guest to have everything in perfect condition when they both enter and exit this place, now for the next match!" Nero exclaimed.

Blaze VS Illya

"Nice matchup and now for their battle challenge...!"

"Tiger Uppercut!" the two cute children called out as they performed said uppercut as everyone fell for their cuteness.

"Yeah, chibi battle!" Naruko cheered then blinked, "What? I thought this was a Naru battle royal?" Naruko questioned at Nero while surprisingly sitting next to her for a better view.

"Well, technically it's a contest for who gets to make an appearance in someone else's timeline, which is considered a great honor for people as they meet other versions of people with different quirks and such. Who knows, you might learn a cool trick or two from the other Naru waiting at the end if you and Storm are the last ones standing." she explained.

"Yup, and you might learn a sweet new attack that will make people like Sasuke literally green with envy." Storm added, "Go get her Blaze!" he cheered for his Flame Haze other.

"Girl power Illya-chan! Girl power!" Naruko cheered while pumping her fist, "um, good luck to you too Blaze." she added.

"Thanks Nee-chan!" Illya and Blaze replied cheerfully while performing Tiger Uppercuts against the Dragon Tooth Soldiers as if they were playing whack-a-mole with punches instead of hammers.

"Is Archerko-chan coming too?" Naruko asked excitedly at the thought of meeting the Illya Counter-Counter Guardian.

No doubt she and Tenten would get along great with all those weapons.

"Yes, actually..." Nero replied

"She's in the cafeteria enjoying expensive ice cream." Storm replied bluntly pointing to said woman who was happily enjoying said ice cream.

"Cool!" Naruko chirped, "Hope we can hang out later." she muttered to herself, "Yahoo! Nice hit Illya-chan!" Naruko cheered

*Bam!*

*Bam!*

*Bam!*

The sounds of Blaze and Illya's uppercuts echoed the area as everyone noticed that Blaze's eyes were a different color as Illya was surrounded by a white aura.

"This is interesting; they've taken it to the next level with all of the enemies they've defeated. Blaze is starting to transform and Illya is using Reinforce. This might get intense." Nero mused as she was proved correct as the more Dragon Tooth Warriors the two have defeated, the more they've become intense.

Blaze was in his Flame Haze form while Illya was in the Dress of Heaven as their uppercuts were practically scorching the enemies with intense flames and light in their uppercuts respectively. The countdown was at 10 seconds and the two loli children were not giving an inch of mercy as the continued to destroy the Dragon Tooth Warriors with their uppercuts.

When the bell rang, the Dragon Tooth Warriors turned to dust as Blaze and Illya waved their hands in the air to the audience. "The results are in, and the winner is...a draw!" Nero announced after reading the results, but people didn't hear her due to them looking at the two children with absolute adore in their eyes.

"Yay!" Naruko cheered, "What's next?" she asked Nero with a giggle, this was rather unorthodox, but surprisingly fun.

"Well, the next thing is...!" Whatever Nero was going to say was interrupted by a letter, she read it and scowled. "Looks like we have a party crasher, and Storm, he's here for you." she said in a serious tone as Storm sighed.

"Better go and greet the moron." he replied as he was teleported to the arena.

"So, Nii-san is going to fight?" Archerko asked, sitting beside Nero.

"Indeed, but I have faith in Praetor. he won't die that easily, especially with his new opponent." Nero replied.

Archerko nodded her head and turned towards Naruko with a smile, "Hello Naruko, it's a pleasure to meet you in person." she greeted.

"Hi." Naruko said to the older girl, "Man it must be so cool to do tracing, my best friend would flip to be able to do it." Naruko said excitedly.

"It is I'm sure Storm-nii-san would love to teach your friend along with me. By the way, how was your kiss with Lionheart?" she said with a coy smile and a look of...lust in her eyes as she looked at Naruko and Nero.

"Eh?" Naruko squeaked in surprise and blushed, "I hated it! He stole a maiden's first kiss (In this fic) I didn't even know who I was going to give it to!" Naruko said in sadness.

*With Storm*

"So, it was you who decided to crash the party? I should have guessed." Storm mused in a sarcastic way as he avoided another series of projectiles which were actually many types of weapons as he faced a certain gold armored king.

"Silence Faker! I will make sure even when your remains will be hard to be recognized, mongrel." The King of Heroes, Gilgamesh replied angrily as Storm chuckled.

"This is going to be fun." He said as he drew his gunblades and started his battle against the King of Heroes' Gate of Babylon.

*With Naruko*

"Well, at least it wasn't someone you absolutely hated, better than Sasuke ne?" Archerko asked as Nero nodded. "Yeah, he's got a superiority and inferiority complex. I'm surprised how the Sasuke in Storm's world changed so much, being friendlier and all, is it because he told him of his L'Cie curse?" she asked as Archerko shrugged her shoulders, "Who knows, a lot of things have happened to Nii-san I don't know about, care to explain what happened after his death in my world?" she asked.

What Archerko said caught Naruko off guard at what she heard about Storm's Sasuke. "Timeout! Friends?" Naruko questioned as the thought of being friends with the younger Uchiha make her skin crawl.

Storms Sasuke must have been more laid back then hers, as hers was a prick to the highest degree.

Baka teme.

"Yes, they were quite a team too, why they actually injured Itachi in their first encounter with him. That's my Praetor, his grace and speed with the Uchiha's strength and burning passion. They actually got along even better after Sakura's sacrifice..."Nero replied as she had a small sad smile at the mention of a sacrifice.

"You mean the incident that created the Noble Phantasm Chizakura?" Archerko asked with a raised brow.

Now poor Naruko was thrown in a loop, "Sakura? Fangirl Sakura sacrificed herself? And what's this about a bloody cherry blossom Noble Phantasm?" Naruko asked in slight awe.

"The Sakura in his world wanted to help her teammates and trained to be a medic ninja. When Storm forged his Noble Phantasms Leosaber and Elosaber, there was still metal left that sought a human sacrifice to finish the job. The flames of unique origins that only Storm knows how to create showed her his lost past and the result of the curse he bears, one more cruel than having the fox inside of him. She made her resolve and jumped into the flames, transforming the metal to provide Storm a new Noble Phantasm, one that is the crystallization of Hope, Chizakura, which is the katana on his hip. With her death, it brought Sasuke and Storm together in a brotherly bond as they worked together on the most lethal missions with great success." Nero explained as she turned to Archerko, "Why don't you explain a bit of Chizakura to her?" she asked.

"Very well, Chizakura is like Nero said a katana. The blade is the color of cherry blossoms in bloom, but has a red aura outline, giving it a beautiful, but deadly appearance. It's a Holy Demonic sword. Its powers are unknown and it got its name because when it's swung, cherry blossoms in the color of blood appear, it is a sword of joy and sorrow. It's the symbol of a bond that will remain forever in history." She explained.

"…Though I'm impressed Storm-Nii-san still remembers how to create Noble Phantasms still, I guess he's been rusty since he's lost most of his memories and powers." she finished, at the same time, groped Naruko's butt.

"I see- AH!" Naruko squeaked in surprise at the groping of her bottom.

She stepped away from Archerko and pointed at her with a big blush on her face, "Wh-wh-what did you do that for?" she stuttered out.

"My, you're filling up in the right places...Naruko." Archerko replied with a sly seductive smile she drew closer to the girl, Nero watched clearly amused by the situation.

"Ah da eh, what are you saying?" Naruko asked in confusion as she blushed heavier from the smile on Archerko's face.

"Are you saying you don't have experience with...females?" she asked as their faces drew closer, "Well I can...teach you a few things." she said as her smile never left her face as the look of lust were in her eyes.

Naruko felt her body paralyzed for some reason, unaware that Archerko used her Mystic Eyes of Binding on her and felt the older girl brush her thumb over her lips and leaned closer and she gave her a deep kiss.

The young blonde let out light moans as the older girl played with her tongue and her violet eyes glazed over a bit from the pleasure the older girl was giving her.

While Archerko's hands were trailing the girl's body as her hands found a certain strap to undo the outfit, her tongue going deeper as she played with certain spots in Naruko's mouth.

Naruko's body felt limp as she felt the older girl release a certain strap on her outfit and released the kiss and the older girl smiled at the glazed look her little Saber friend had, "Let's find a room." Archerko whispered breathlessly in the petite blonde's ear.

Naruko shivered at the sensual tone in her ear, "Hai, Archerko-onee-sama." she said in a daze, this was really new for her. She was usually the one in charge of things, but being dominated was new.

With that, Nero merely tossed Archerko a key and led the young girl to a special room. "My, I must "thank" Nero when we're done here." Archerko mused as she looked at her dazed friend. "Ready?" she asked with a seductive smile on her face, one she learned well from Medusa.

As Naruko regained some of her senses, she looked around in surprise, "Wha-what are we going to do?" asked the younger girl with a slight stutter.

Archerko giggled at the girl's cute stuttering, "Let's just say it's a night of sinful pleasure my English Rose." Archerko replied as she pressed the girl onto the bed, straddling her as their faces were inches part. Before anything could happen, a knock was heard.

This caused Archerko to click her tongue with annoyance, "Tch, crotched blocked." She muttered as she heard Nero's voice from the door.

"Storm's facing Gilgamesh, and the King of Heroes is using Ea and Storm is using Chizakura!" she shouted from behind the door.

That alone got their attention. "...We'll finish this later." Archerko said right into Naruko's eyes and she saw the intense curiosity of Storm's blade in her eyes.

With that, Archerko put Naruko's straps back on and held the still blushing girl who was questioning her sexuality now to the stands to watch the show.

As they sat down, Archerko forced the blonde on her lap as she played with the little girls golden locks and undid her pony tail, "Such beautiful hair, like golden silk." Archerko whispered in the blonde's ear causing her to shiver.

"Here I come King of Heroes, do you have enough weapons in stock?!" Storm shouted as he unsheathed the katana on his hip and charged at Gilgamesh who scowled at him. "Don't get overconfident, mongrel!" he shot back as he drew Ea from the Gate of Babylon and the two blades clashed.

Creating a shockwave that shook the entire place. Archerko focused mainly on the katana Storm wielded and her eyes widened. "I...can't Trace it." she gasped in shock.

Naruko noticed Archerko stopped her petting and turned to the older girl, "What? Ea?" Naruko asked, "I remember hearing it was an Anti-World Noble Phantasm, so that may be why." Naruko suggested.

This made the Sword Dancer roll her eyes, "That one is obvious, but it's Chizakura I can't Trace either." Archerko replied, "It's like it was made only for Storm alone, making it impossible for anyone else, even another Naru, to wield it. I must say my Nii-sama sure improved this time." she said in an admired tone.

Now that comment made Naruko very curious of this Illya's past. "Why do you call him Nii-sama?" Naruko asked with her head tilted cutely as Archerko started to braid her long hair.

"Well, I'm the Illya from a timeline he came from. A boy named Shirou sacrificed his existence to give Nii-sama a second chance during the fire in Fuyuki in the Fourth Grail War. I heard he was formerly a Heroic Spirit, and the boy Shirou gave his body and magic circuit to fully incarnate him by possessing the body, transforming the body of Shirou into Naruto. The problem was that Nii-sama didn't have the fox inside of him so he was forced to suffer the pain in his lungs. That was when my tou-san Kiritsugu saved him by implanting Avalon inside of him and adopting him. Avalon had amplified his already Sword affinity and origins into that of Blades. He was also Saber's Master in the Fifth War. He is my brother so to speak." she explained as she sighed in nostalgia.

"After ending it for good, he went off being a superhero, but he made sure to save me since I would have died a year after the war in the most insane method, by giving me his own heart to replace the Grail one inside of me. He soon became a hero to Japan and got into fights with the Mage Association and the Holy Church. The Mage Association because he was exposing Magecraft and the Church wanted him because he was able to summon angels when he was a Heroic Spirit." she continued.

Wait, did she hear that right? "His own heart?" Naruko muttered in fright, "How is he still alive then? You just can't go around and give your heart away all willy-nilly like that. Did he get another one or something?" she asked as Archerko finished braiding her hair to look like hers and tied a blue bow at the end of it.

"He is...a unique being. His own heart contains his life force; as long as it still beats he'll live through anything. It was thanks to his heart I was able to use the Trace Projection abilities he and Archer had. I'm still not as good as Nii-sama's though since he can create new Noble Phantasms that not even Gilgamesh has in his possessions. I can easily project Noble Phantasms like Archer, but creating new ones that don't even exist in history or legends, I cannot duplicate or create. Plus, he jokingly tells his enemies that he was always considered heartless to his foes, but they never knew he was truly heartless at all." she replied with a wry smile on her face as if recalling that joke and giggled.

"But since he was reborn into someplace I don't know of, I'd say he has...a heart to spare." she said with a laugh.

*with Storm*

"Why do I get the feeling someone's making a joke about me?" he muttered as he destroyed another weapon launched from the Gate of Babylon.

*With the girls*

"Wow." Naruko said in awe, she really wanted to fight him when she got stronger.

Archerko smiled at the job she did to the little sabers' hair, "Now, just to get you a blue version of my outfit and you'll be a perfect little me." she grinned

"From what I heard, he lost all of his memories and powers when he was reborn in the Elemental Nations." Nero added in, "Apparently me, Archer, and Arturia had to help restore some of his power and memories, but he has to look for the fragments of his soul in order to regain what he had lost." she finished as she watched Storm clash blades with the King of Heroes.

*Clang!*

Storm and Gilgamesh clashed blades again as they were stuck in another deadlock as they glared at each other in the eyes. "You mongrel, to think I would lose again to a perfect Faker!" he growled out as the broke the lock and leapt away.

He held Ea in a unique way as the triblade segments started turning. "Prepare yourself Faker; be utterly annihilated by this attack!" Gilgamesh exclaimed as the segments spun faster as wind and light became twisted and compressed into energy.

This made Storm narrow his eyes, "We'll see about that! Bloom and scatter elegantly..." Storm replied as his katana blade glowed an ominous red as the swirl of air and energies gathered around the blade.

The two enemies glared at each other as they called forth name of the power of their swords.

"Enuma Elish/Chizakura!" the both roared out as they thrust their weapons out as a destructive space-time energy erupted from Ea and blood colored cherry blossoms radiating with intense unknown energy erupted from Chizakura.

The two energies of the blades collided and they were both on equal levels as the colliding energies exploded, engulfing the arena in light as the entire place shook from the power.

Naruko turned into Archerko's chest to prevent herself from being blinded and Archerko just smiled lustfully at the little Saber since it was apparent that she was glued to her...all the more easier to have 'her' English Rose to herself.

When the light died down, Storm was behind Gilgamesh as he was slowly sheathing Chizakura. "You lose, King of Heroes." he spoke out loud and he fully sheathed his weapon with a confirmed click. The effects were instant, as Gilgamesh's body had fallen into pieces.

Archerko turned Naruko around and the little Saber looked in awe at the carnage the two warriors had created from their battle.

"I know right." Archerko cooed in her ear and gave the blondes' ear a little lick that caused Naruko to jump, but Archerko held her tightly so she didn't escape.

Now the CCG was wondering if she should get Nero involved too, but she would have to make sure to have the 'first taste'.

"That's my Praetor! Always finishing his foes in the most elegant and splendorous way." Nero said proudly, unaware of Archerko's plot as Storm walked in.

He noticed Naruko in Archerko's lap and looking into her eyes, he recognized her instantly.

"...Illya, why is Naruko in your lap and is held there in your arms?" he asked with a raised brow. He held up a hand, "Don't say it, I know what you're up to. Just...don't overdo it again, because I'm not cleaning your mess again." he finished as he walked towards the cafeteria, completely ignoring Naruko's pleading eyes, though she could have sworn to see a smug look on his face at the last second.

"Now then, where were we?" Archerko mused as she looked at both Nero and Naruko with a glint in her eyes.

Nero raised a brow at this.

"Traitor!" she roared in her mind and Naruko squeaked again, she had been doing that a lot today, as Archerko rubbed her hand on her well-toned bottom and her other hand on her developing cleavage while she started to nibble on the little King-to-be's ear which caused the petite blonde to moan lightly.

Archerko then sent Nero a knowing glance. "Oh, I see, let us see which one performs better, Archerko." Nero replied as the three went to the room earlier, this time locking it for good.

But for what is going on in there my dear readers is considered M rated but I'm sure you can imagine what they are doing in there easily no?

*With the other Narus*

"Where's Naruko?" CG Naruto asked as Turanox shrugged his shoulders.

"Just leave her be, it's that time of the month." Storm lied with a straight face.

"Will she be okay Nii-san?" Blaze asked.

"Yeah, just leave her alone and you'll be fine. So what's the next challenge?" Storm replied.

Lionheart was busy snoozing on a lounge couch to even care.

That was then, a certain woman came in.

"Greetings! Since Nero has taken a break from announcing, I, Taiga Fujimura will take her place!" the brown haired woman whose clothing reminded everyone that of a tiger greeted.

"Hey Fuji-nee, long time no-urk!" was Storm had to say as Taiga tackled him in a hug.

"Naru-chan! You're alive! I want my teriyaki with a nice bowl of udon, chocolate dipped strawberries, a banana split, fried tofu, and that special Italian pasta!" she cried as poor Storm was going purple.

"Tiger, chill, he's practically purple." CG Naruto replied as the Taiga of Fuyuki froze at that nickname.

"You..." she growled as Storm recovered and looked at CG Naruto with a look of pity.

"Learn your manners!" she shouted as she brought out a shinai.

"T-that shinai!" CG Naruto cried out in shock and fear as the ultimate weapon that had defeated many a hero on their quest for glory came forth, for its name is...Tora-Shinai! The bloodlust of the blade leaked out as many Narus save for Storm and Lionheart trembled at the blade. The cursed blade that was sealed away by the Fujimura family has been unleashed, ready to claim blood of its new victim.

*Several minutes later*

"Mercy! I said Mercy!" CG Naruto screamed as he avoided a swing from Taiga's beloved cursed weapon as the other Narus were watching the show eating popcorn.

"I've got to Trace that weapon, I can spread Fuji-nee's reputation with that shinai." Storm muttered as he looked up to where Nero, Naruko and Archerko were having their "fun time".

"Oi, keep it down up there!" he shouted as he bumped the ceiling with a broom.

"So, what's the next challenge supposed to be?" Lionheart asked boringly as Taiga had finished delivering divine punishment on CG Naruto.

"The next one is...Black Beard!" She announced.

"Eh?" a voice replied, "Why am I here as Black Beard?!" Demanded one Sasuke Uchiha from yet again another dimension who was currently stuck in a barrel with sword slots in them.

"There's no choice, abide by the result of the draw, Sasuke!" Lionheart replied, stabbing the barrel in.

"Oi, stop that!" Sasuke demanded as Blaze inserted another sword.

"Get him!" he exclaimed cutely as Sasuke snapped at him to stop.

"Aren't you a sight to behold, meat shield?" an arrogant voice asked from above. It was a Naruto in black armor eerily similar to Gilgamesh's.

"Biju King?!" Sasuke exclaimed in shock as the other Narus looked at this Naruto with interest.

"However, this is taking too long. Way to long!" he exclaimed as he closed his eyes. "Gate of...Uzushio." he muttered as ripples in the air appeared revealing dozens of many Noble Phantasms aiming at the Uchiha.

"Oi, Oi, Oi! It's against the rules to use Noble Phantasms in this area!" Sasuke exclaimed.

Biju King Naruto merely crossed his arms, "Ore ga rule da." he replied smugly as the many Noble Phantasms fired themselves at the screaming Uchiha as they all pierced the barrel as one of them found the slot, making him launch into the air and crash headfirst into the ceiling with blades still imbedded in his body.

"Sasuke ga shinda!" Blaze exclaimed.

"Kono hito de nashi!" CG Naruto exclaimed, pointing at the Biju King who laughed at them.

"Rule Breaker!" he called out, knowing that no old hag is going to complain to him, the King of the Biju!

With that over with, Illya went through the lottery and drew out the next challenge.

"And the next challenge is...King's Game!" Taiga and the young Illya exclaimed in synch.

"Hmph, but I am already a king." the Biju King replied,

"So am I." Lionheart added in.

..."End Event!" the announcers replied,

"Nani?!" the two Naru's exclaimed in shock.

"There for the next event is...Hot Springs Panic! The one who can relight the flames of the fire spirits in their respective chosen volcanoes gets to enjoy the hottest hot spring in the world." Illya explained as the Biju King scoffed, "Ha, only a king could enjoy such fine springs, you mongrels won't stand a chance against me, the Biju King." he declared, clearly grating the nerves of CG Naruto, Turanox, Blaze, and Storm.

Lionheart had a blank expression on his face as he merely walked in the center of the stage and was teleported to an inactive volcano.

"Looks like Lionheart has the head start!" Taiga exclaimed as the madness began to unfold.

"That mongrel, how dare he get ahead of me, the King, like that!" the Biju King snarled in anger as he pulled out the Banana Palm Fan from his Gate of Uzushio and was teleported to his volcano with the other Naru's following right behind him.

Storm, being a friendly person, teamed up with Blaze as Lionheart and Turanox worked together, CG Naruto and BK Naruto went their own paths, believing they are better than the others.

Talk about big egos right?

As Storm and Blaze went to their assigned volcano, Storm was curious of Blaze's life as this 'Flame Haze' thing.

"So, what's it like being a Flame Haze Blaze?" Storm asked the youngest Naruto of the gang as they teamed up while the rest went solo.

"It's amazing Nii-san, you get to travel the world and see new places you've never been to before. Plus I get to eat all the Melon Bread I want!" he replied as he bit into said foods at the moment.

"Can I have a piece?" he asked nicely, "Sure, the more the merrier!" Blaze replied as he gave the Shinobi L'Cie a piece as he ate it.

"Tastes good, maybe I'll go get some more when I get back home." he said out loud.

"Look! There it is!" Blaze blurted out, pointing to a small ember-like being.

"Quick, let's get this little fella warmed up." Storm replied as he looked for anything to fuel the flames.

"Ha, those mongrels won't win against me, the Biju King and the second King of Conquers." the BK Naruto declared as he swung the Banana Palm Fan as flames erupted and empowered the fire spirit sleeping in the volcano, causing the volcano he was in to quake as lava started spewing.

He turned and left, leaving the place to erupt in his wake knowing he can make volcanoes erupt with a swing of his hand. "Maybe I'll find more redheads to tame and add to my collection." he mused as his version of the Kyuubi inside of him muttered about him and his thing for redheads. Hot spring Temperature: 97 Degrees

Lionheart was currently relaxing in his hot spring, chatting with Turanox about how they lead their armies against idiots who dare try to mess with them. Hot spring Temperature: 84 Degrees

CG Naruto was currently surfing the lava of his volcano while wearing swimming trunks and did a handstand on his "board" as he was surfing towards his already warmed up hot spring. "Ha, I cannot lose to mere mortals; after all I am a god." He mused. Hot spring Temperature: 99 Degrees

As Storm and Blaze who made their volcano erupt with magma from the mantle of the earth as the hot spring was warming up, Storm had a chill down his spine. "Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be hot and bothered when I go relax in the spring?" he thought as they proceed to take their clothes off and take a dip, unaware of the clothes of certain females lying around nearby.

As the L'Cie and Flame Haze relaxed in the spring, Blaze heard a groaning sound and yelped in shock.

"Nii-san, did you hear that?" Blaze asked, looking a little spooked by the sounds of moaning as Storm narrowed his eyes.

"They wouldn't do that here...would they?" he thought.

"Wait right here Blaze, I'll go check it out. I just hope that isn't what I think it is." he replied as he began looking for the noise.

"If they do that here in front of a child no less, so help me I'll use Tora-Calibur on all three of them!" he thought darkly as the steam covered his sight.

What he saw was what he expected, Nero relaxing in the hot spring…and Archerko just about to break Naruko's flower.

Well, time to save that girl's purity then.

"Hold it right there Archerko!" a familiar voice rang out, freezing Archerko in her tracks as she clicked her teeth in annoyance, "Crotch blocked again." she muttered as they all turned to see Storm behind them with his arms crossed, and he did NOT look happy. "Hi Ni-sama-" "Don't "Hi Nii-sama" me Archerko." he snapped as she flinched at the tone of his voice. The tone of when you've done something wrong and must be punished tone.

"There is a child nearby and you're doing something like this. You should know that doing such things in the presence of children is...prohibited." he growled as a demon head appeared over him with its eyes glowing as if staring into Archerko's soul as its mouth opened, the sounds of clanking bones and other noises following as she leapt away from Naruko in fear of the sight before her.

"N-Now Nii-sama, I didn't know that-" whatever she was going to say was silenced when Storm Traced Tora-Shinai and it emitted the same bloodlust as the original.

"Face divine retribution, Tora..." Storm started as the cursed weapon combined its dark powers with the cursed boy and created a Lion/Tiger/Dragon hybrid creature aura that glared at the poor Counter-Counter Guardian with intense Killing Intent in it. "Please wai-"

"-Calibur...!" he finished as he swung the cursed kendo stick down, as rays of a black sun devoured Archerko in its fury as the hot spring's temperature increased by a massive level. Hot spring Temperature: 214 Degrees

"HOT!" Nero yelped in both pain and pleasure.

"This is the hottest bath I have ever taken in my entire life!" she exclaimed while looking at awe at the power of Tora-Shinai when wielded by her former Master.

Naruko, whose eyes were glazed, snapped back to normal as she suddenly awoke from her trance from the pain the intense heat the hot spring was releasing.

And knowing the human body…

"Ouch!" Naruko shouted as she jumped out of the water and back on to the bedrock, "What happened?" she asked in confusion, the last hour was a bit of a blur.

She looked around to see Storm and then she looked at herself and shouted in surprise at her naked form, she grabbed a nearby towel and then hide behind a rock to cover her body and pointed accusingly at Storm, "Wha-what are you doing here?" she questioned with a blush on her face in a Tsundere way.

"Just teaching Archerko not to do forbid things in the presence of children." he replied nonchantly with Tora-Shinai over his shoulder while pointing to the scorched Archerko who was K-O'ed. "Plus, you came in during the hot springs challenge and the challenge was who can make their hot spring extremely hot." he explained.

"Correct, and your team has won!" the voice of Taiga rang out, "As a reward, you and your teammates get to enjoy the rest of the day in your hot spring!" the voice said as all was silence.

"Well, time to scrub Blaze's hair." Storm said with a smile on his face before looking at Naruko, "So, how was your time with Nero and Archerko?" he asked with a sly smile on his face.

Naruko looked at him questionable till she started to remember and by each second her face grew redder, "Ah!" she shouted and started throwing things at him.

Storm laughed at her reaction as he used Tora-Shinai to break, cut, or deflect objects. How he did it with a kendo stick she had no idea. "I take it they had taught you a few things while you were with them huh?" he asked as he cut through a boulder she threw at him.

"Shut up!" She shouted as she had tear droplets in the corner of her eyes and she ran back to her room to hide from the embarrassment that she was seduced by two older girls...even though she strangely like it, but she wasn't going to tell anyone that!

"Ho? I guess teaching her your fighting styles was a terrifying experience, ne Nero?" Storm asked with a sly grin.

"Indeed, she couldn't even handle my beloved Theater's glorious beauty Praetor." she replied as she, Storm and Blaze relaxed in a nice hot spring till the day was over. Little did they know, Archerko's charcoaled body was missing.

*With Naruko*

As poor Naruko wondered if she was turning lesbian or bisexual, she failed to notice the shadowy figure sneaking up behind her until it was too late. "Gottcha!" Archerko exclaimed as she groped Naruko's chest, causing the poor girl to squeal in shock.

*Day 1-End*


"Man, this is one great show. Will this happen again tomorrow?" asked one Arcueid Brunestud as the author sat nearby with Saber, Archer, and Lancer.

"Indeed, this show must go on so the balance in the fanfiction space-time continuum cannot be disrupted. Also…how is it like not dying this time, Lancer?" the author asked as the blue Lancer sighed happily.

"Great actually, I'm no longer the clown of this Ani-"he never got to finish as the ceiling above him gave in as Berserker accidently crushed him from above.

"Lancer ga shinda!" Archer exclaimed in shock, "Kono hito de nashi!" Saber shouted, pointing at the author who was smiling innocently.

"Read and Review!" he said to the readers.