Chapter 7: A vengeful prank gone wrong!
That night Jack sat in his cabin trying to think of a way to get back at Beth. She had to pay for humiliating him in front of the crew, he was a captain and he had a reputation to uphold! Not to mention his dignity…
"Steal my hat will ye?" he muttered to himself "well two can play at that game!"
Then Jack got an idea, a humiliating, terrible and above all evil idea.
"Mr. Gibbs!" called Jack.
Gibbs stuck his head in "captain?"
"Do we have any fish guts from last night's dinner?" Jack asked his first mate.
"Aye, sir"
"Good, bring them here" said Jack laughing evilly.
Gibbs rolled his eyes, but did as he was told.
~P.O.T.C~
Later on Jack put a bucket of fish guts on top of the door frame of his cabin. Now when an unsuspecting Beth came in she would be covered in the slimy concoction.
Jack ran and hid behind his desk. "Beth!" he called loudly.
But Beth didn't come running in.
"Bethany!" he called even louder.
Nothing.
He went to the doorway and looked out, but accidentally knocked the door. The bucket and its contents came spilling down on him. Jack tried not gag from the stench. The crew was asleep, so Jack grabbed a basin and filled it with water to wash up.
What Jack didn't know was that Beth had seen Jack get covered in fish guts and came up with a prank of her own.
Once Jack was in the basin and washing off, his back facing her, she tiptoed into the room and grabbed his towel and clothes.
Than with a smirk planted on her lips she shouted "Oi! Jack!"
Jack jumped and looked at her. "What the bloody hell are you doing!" he yelled staying in the basin.
"Doing you a favor" Beth replied "you wanted to show off to your crew, well you're about to show off… A LOT!" she laughed and ran out of the room.
Jack saw her run off with his clothes and quickly got out of the basin and looked for something to wear. But all Beth had left was his underwear!
He had no choice but to wear nothing but his underwear. He put them on and ran outside after Beth. He saw her over by the main mast and followed her as she ran with his clothes down to the cargo hold, where the crew slept. Jack tiptoed down careful not to make a sound, if the crew woke up and saw him like this, he wouldn't even have his dignity to fall back on.
Jack searched for Beth in the darkness, finally he found her in the middle of the room. The only problem she was holding a pot and a frying pan in her hands above her head and if she was threatening to do what jack thought she was going to do, he was done for.
He shook his head no, pleading for her not to do it. Beth grinned big and nodded.
She banged the pot and the pan together and yelled "HEY EVERYBODY! WAKE UP! JACK'S IN HIS UNDERWEAR!"
Jack froze and his eyes went as big as dinner plates as the crew woke up.
They all looked and laughed. Jack gave Beth a cold, withering look and stomped back to his cabin.
AN: I hate to brag, really I do, but I have to say: THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Anyhow let me know whatcha think! And tell me which prank do you like better jack's fish gut prank or Bethany stealing jack's clothes?
