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AUTHOR: fourth's son

CHAP TITLE: starting over

kyuubi

talk

thoughts

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wasup my readers? this fic has over 12,000 hits. over 160 reviews. and is over 23,000 words long. I'm glad that everyone loves this fic, i haven't got one bad review, because everyone loves this story, and think it is super funny. umm..lets see..what else? Oh yes!

so far there are i think around...

19 votes for female kyuubi.

2 vote for male kyuubi.

just a note to anyone curious.. no matter what gender kyuubi becomes, its personality will stay the same. and I won't up some fake, bullshit story about why kyuubi attacked konoha. He's the king of hell, a demon, and he attacked after a very long sleep, he was probably just hungry. or kyuubi attacked because it felt like it. maybe it was bored.

it'll be something like that, not some made up thing like, " OH! a snake man killed my kits. " or, " he tried to control me. "

ok another thing, someone mentioned that theres not alot of fighting, and thats true. but its not really about fighting, its more about Naruto's growth, and some other things i don't feel like mentioning. but there will be fights at regular intervals. like the zabuza fights, chuunin exam, etc. so there.

umm..i wanna say thanks to battousai222 for helping me out with the zabuza stuff.

AND DESPITE WHAT EVERYONE BELIEVES HINATA HAS NOT TURNED INTO A TRAMP!!! AND THIS IS TO ONE SPECIFIC PERSON...TEAM 8 AREN'T FUCK BUDDIES..HAHA...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

ok thats all i guess..thanks once again.

disclaimer: based on how this story goes..everyone obviously knows i don't own naruto..otherwise..it'd be very different.

warning! rated M! mature content! language, violence! cruel pranks. etc. everyone i know that the violence and blood hasn't been present for a few chaps but it will pick up later.

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Chapter 8 begin

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Naruto smiled when he felt someone's hand caressing his cheek, and something touch his lips. He opened his eyes, and again smiled brightly when he saw Yuago straddling him. She kissed him on his lips, and melted into his embrace after he wrapped his arms around her. He started returning the kiss, and pushed deeper, earning him a moan from Yuago. Naruto pulled her closer, and rested his hands on Yuago's...cheeks. She jumped, and sat up, giving him a seductive smirk. Naruto started to kiss her again, but gasped when he felt her hand wrapped around his member, his eyes widened when she began pulling his pants down.

She nodded approvingly, then in a flash she was in her shirt and panties. Yuago slowly took off her shirt, and pressed her breasts into Naruto's chest. He tried to touch them, but found he couldn't move. Yuago grabbed his hands and placed them on her hips, and made him remove her panties. Naruto was grinning like an idiot, when he flung them to the far corner of the room. He looked back at Yuago, and almost died from the shock of what he saw.

' its bigger than mine. '

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Naruto's body shot up, and he looked around in every direction. he used his forearm to wipe away the sweat off his forehead, not feeling the effects of the chain belting him in the side. After looking around once more he laid back down,and tried to stop his frantic breathing.

' It was just a dream...thank you god. ' (A/N I bet at that the last sentence everybody was like what in fucking hell.)

After gaining his bearings, Naruto got up and walked into the bathroom, and did the things most people do every morning. A few minutes later he came out, threw on his spare black and silver jumpsuit, and went into the kitchen. He nodded at Sasuke, who was making eggs, and smiled at Hinata, who was wiping her eyes, and trying to stay awake while eating her cereal.

Naruto opened the cabinet and pulled out a knife, which he quickly slipped into his pocket, then reached into the box, and grabbed a couple Granola bars. He was going to slip into his room when Sasuke stopped him, " Sen-sei will be pissed. "

Naruto shrugged, " Well she'll have to deal with it. "

" What if we fail? " Sasuke asked with a hint of worry.

plop! Naruto looked around the room to find the source of the strange noise, when Sasuke tapped him on the shoulder and pointed to Hinata. Naruto tried not to laugh as they noticed that Hinata had lost the battle against sleep, and now had her face inside her bowl of cereal. Sasuke playfully shook his head, and went over to Hinata's sleeping form. He casually squeezed her right breast, and she jumped up, and before neither knew what happened, Hinata's hand went across Sasuke's face. The room went silent before Sasuke roared in anger, and started raining blow after blow on Hinata's face, and torso. She cried out pain, begging him to stop, and for Naruto to help her, who was just laughing away.

Finally Naruto put a hand on Sasuke's shoulder and told him to knock it off. In his anger, Sasuke whirled around, and his hand went flying towards Naruto's face. Before the Uchiha knew what happened, Naruto caught his arm, twisted his body around, and slung him into the wall. Sasuke sprang to his feet, and threw a punch at Naruto's face, but it was blocked by Hinata. The boys turned to her in shock, while she had a small smirk plastered on her features.

" Stop it now! " she warned in a commanding tone. She watched both of them, ready in case one of them tried to attack her. Finally after a tense silence, Naruto turned and went back into his room, while Sasuke retreated into the living room. Hinata let a breath she didn't realize she was holding, she had just stood up to them! Sasuke could've given her numerous injuries, and Naruto...god, Naruto could have killed her twelve times over. But they had listened, maybe she was capable of becoming stronger than them after all.

Hinata but her lip, happy, but nervous at what they might do to her next time. She sat back down, and decided to think about it later.

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Naruto shut the door to his room quietly. When he was on the bed he pulled out out the knife, and food he got from the kitchen. he quickly ripped off the wrappers, and pulled up his sleeve. Naruto took the knife, and made a small cut on his left forearm. He then lifted his arm, and held the granola bars under it, letting the blood drip on his food, and quickly submerge it in his blood. Ignoring the crimson liquid running down his arm, he stuffed the bars into his mouth, and inwardly smiled at the heavenly taste. After swallowing all of his breakfast, he pointed his head up towards the ceiling, and swished the rest of his blood around his mouth. He couldn't help but laugh as he felt little blood bubbles spring up in his mouth, he quickly swallowed them before they fell to the ground, and felt his body tingle at the delightful, familiar taste.

He laid down on his bed, intending to get a few more minutes of shut eye. But the gods were against it, for as soon as he closed his eyelids, the doorbell rang. Sighing, he got up and went out of the room, and glided over to the door, where he saw Sasugay, and Hinata standing there with the door open. He snorted and went over to them, " What are you shitbags staring at-oh. " Naruto finished quietly.

Waiting outside the open door, was none other than the ice queen, Yuhi Kurenai.

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Two members of Team 8 were currently busy doing their task of 120 push-ups while the other was busy having a chat with their Sensei.

Naruto tried not to close his eyes as Kurenai continued her little shouting session with him. She had already finished with The Uchiha, and the Hyuuga, and had ended their sessions with a hard smack, which had left them both with a big purplish-blue mark on the side of their face, along with the knowledge that that entire side of their face was numb. " Naruto! ARE YOU LISTENING! " she screeched.

Bored nod, " Yesss Kurenai sensei, I'm listening to you, Why wouldn't I be? " he replied sarcastically.

SLAP! Sasuke, and Hinata winced as they heard Skin contact with skin. " Don't you dare take that tone with me! Naruto Uzumaki! I'm your superior, and you will respect my authority, do you UNDERSTAND! " Kurenai shouted at Naruto.

":Yes, I understand completely. " was Naruto's emotionless reply.

The jounin smirked inwardly, " Good boy, show respect to your elders. Now, as I was saying, When i say be at the roof tomorrow, I mean be at the roof, " Kurenai shot a quick look at Naruto's teamates to make sure they were doing their assignment, " Tell me your excuse as to why you weren't at the designated meeting point? "

Naruto looked up at her, and she shivered from the look she was giving her, " I wasn't at the roof because you didn't tell me when to be there. " He replied coldly.

" You simply said be there tomorrow, which could mean around tomorrow at 3 o clock, or Tomorrow next year. You didn't say when. "

Kurenai was about to retort that she had when she noticed Sasuke, and Hinata giving her a look that said, ' he's right. '

She sighed before addressing the three of them, " Alright, maybe I forgot, then that was an error on my part, and I'm sorry. "

Sasuke, and Hinata forgave her, while Naruto glared at her, " I expect some type of payment if you want me to accept your apoligy. "

Kurenai took a step back, " W-what? I..don't have t-to pay you anything. " she stuttered.

The genin gave her a grin, " Actually, you do, you hit the three of us, and made my teammates do grueling exercises, when it was your fault in the 1st place. " He lowered his voice, " And i have big evidence that could throw you in jail for the crimes you committed 4 years ago. " He whispered to her.

Her eyes widened, and she stiffened, " Uh..ummm, okay..you win...what do you want? " Kurenai replied hesitantly.

Naruto turned his head towards his teammates, " Excuse us for a few minutes. " Before they could answer, he grabbed kurenai's hand, and dragged her into a rundown building some 200 feet away. After a brief moment of silence, Hinata spoke up, " W-what do -you think they're going to do? "

Sasuke shrugged, " Oh, well knowing Naruto he's probably going to do the nasty. " the Uchiha yawned.(1) Hinata shook her head, " Does he do that to every woman? "

" No just most of them. " Was Sasuke's reply.

" Oh, sooooo...what should we do? "

Sasuke got a mad look in his eyes, and in a flash had Hinata pinned down underneath him, " I know what we could do.."

Hinata gasped, " N-no..please n-not again. " She whispered fearfully.

" What's the matter, last time you enjoyed it? " He asked, obviously confused.

She sighed at his question, but answered it regardless, " I thought that if I pretended to enjoy it, then you two wouldn't do it anymore. "

Sasuke laughed, " Oh no, that made me love it all the more. " " No, take off your clothes, your mine. "

Hinata glared at him, fully aware that she was treading on dangerous ground, " You do realize that when I'm older, I'll be raping you and Naruto right? "

Sasuke just chuckled, " I look forward to it. "

With that the two began their fun..,well..Sasuke's fun. While in a certain building 200 feet away, Kurenai was in Hinata's position, except it was with Naruto.

First Naruto had raped her, plain and simple, as soon as she had stepped into the doorway, he had hit her in the back of the head, effectively knocking her out. She had awoken to the feeling of him inside of her, such a foreign feeling, but a welcomed one. After he was done, he told her that now she knew how it felt, after that Naruto asked her if she'd like to start over. When she replied yes, they had re-introduced themselves, and made love to one another.

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chapter 8 end

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'k everyone, this was basically a pointless chap, a filler of some sort. next chap is where the storyline will pick-up, next chap will begin the d-rank missions, and meeting Tazuna.

hope everybody enjoyed the 1st paragraph, yeah i know..sick. thank god it was a dream..haha.

i'll be releasing my own Naru/Saku oneshot soon, so look out for it. its not really romantic, its just something i wrote a few days ago when i was bored. just finishing some things on it.

oh, and i promise to anyone thats wanting to know, my next update will be a short update for yondaime's revenge.

(1) there was this dumbass in my class last year, who was talking about sex, then he asks the teacher if someone has ever done the nasty to her.

later guys, girls.

till we meet again,

fourth's son.