Requested by: Bubble blower

Characters: Dipper Pines, Bill Cipher, Mabel Pines

Genre: Romance

Ship: Bipper

AU: Gravity Falls

Rating: K+

Note: Bill is human

Questions

Bill had spent the whole day following the brown haired boy. Why you might ask. He had no idea why. He just seemed interested by watching him walk through Gravity Falls.

Bill first started watching him from the dreamscape, but that didn't satisfy. So he changed into his human form and stalked him during his day. Every time Dipper would turn around, Bill would duck behind the closest thing he could find. Bill watched him chew his pen as he read through the journal, which he found for some reason cute. He watched the human go on his daily monster hunt with his energetic sister. And he watched Dipper talk to Wendy, which the demon found himself grow a little jealous.

What was wrong with him? Did he have some sort of disease? Bill needed to find out.

Once the twins were asleep, Bill went into Mabel's dreams in his human form, hoping she could tell him what was wrong. Inside of her dream, rainbows were everywhere, multiple Waddles ran around his feet. He spotted the girl under a...cotton candy tree? Anyways, she was knitting a sweater.

"Hey, uh, Mabel." Bill said when he approached the girl. The brunette looked up from her knitting and was surprised to see the demon in human form in her dream.

"Ahh! Wake up, wake up, wake up." she repeated, hoping to escape whatever plan Bill had for her.

"Sorry Shooting Star. You can't wake up until you help me." Bill smirked. Mabel glared at him. She hated Bill as a triangle, but as a human she was even more annoyed with him.

"What do you want, Bill?" Mabel crossed her arms in front of her chest.

"I need to know whats wrong with me. I think I'm sick." Bill confessed. Mabel smiled at the fact that someone, or something, needed her help.

"Well you've come to the right place! Why don't you lie down?" Mabel snapped her fingers and her dream land went away. They were now in some sort of meeting room. Next to Bill was a velvet couch/bed. He looked over to Mabel and saw she was sitting on a stool, notepad and pen in hand. Also a pair of glasses on the tip of her nose.

"Yeah, I'm not doing this." Bill walked towards the door. He was about to grab the doorknob, but it disappeared. "Hey!"

"I said lie down Bill. Now." Mabel growled. "You wanted Dr. Mabel PHD's help and your gonna get it." Bill obeyed and went back to lie down. "Good. Now tell me, how do you feel?"

The dream demon wasn't about to tell her who it was that was making him sick, because he knew she would tell him. "So...there's this human. And whenever I look at this human, my stomach gets all twisted." Mabel wrote something down on her notepad. "And when the human looks at me, my face burns." Again, she wrote something down. "And I want to be by this human, I want the human to be mine. What's wrong with me, Shooting Star?"

"It's Dr. Mabel to you."

"Whatever. What's wrong with me, Dr. Mabel?" Bill snarled her name out.

Mabel smiled. "Good. And you are sick." She threw off her glasses and ran over to him. "Your lovesick! When you really love someone, you feel these weird things like you described. Bill is in love! Bill is in love! Bill is in love! Bill is-"

"ENOUGH! I get the gist. How can I get rid of it?" Bill asked, annoyance lingering in his voice.

"You can't. But I recommend telling the human how you feel. It'll make some of those things go away."

"So I have an incurable disease? Great." Bill mumbled.

"So...who is it?" Mabel asked.

Bill snorted and crossed his arms. "Like I would tell you."

"Is it someone I know? Is it Stan? Wendy? Pacifica? Dipper?"

At his name Bill snapped his fingers and the room disappeared.

Back in the attic, Mabel woke up from her dream. After realizing what happened, Mabel screamed at the top of her lungs. "BILL!"

Dipper woke up startled at his sisters outburst. "Mabel! What's wrong? Why did you yell Bill?" Mabel thought about what to say. She was going to tell him about his encounter. About his 'sickness'. About how he made her wake up after she asked if he liked Dipper. Wait a sec.

A devilish smile made it's way on Mabel's face. She knew exactly who Bill liked. Bill liked Dipper.

"No reason." Mabel said. "Just a dream." Dipper wasn't sure about her answer, but was to tired to argue. He rolled over and fell back to sleep. Mabel looked up at the ceiling. "I wont tell him." she said, knowing Bill could hear her. "But if you don't make a move soon, I will intervene. Got it?"

A small flash of light came from outside. Mabel knew it was Bill saying "Got it."

This was my first Bipper story. I hope it was good. I got the idea from my friend. So let me know.

-CPJ