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"I'm not in a good mood so this better be good."

"Hello, my name is Alice Burnsten and I'm calling on behalf of Fanfiction. We're just conducting a survey on what people think of the actor Alan Rickman who plays Severus Snape in the movies of Harry Potter. So... Have you seen the movies?"

"Yes. And I can honestly say that I'm happy I burned them."

"Ok... And between a 1 and a 10, where 1 is the lowest and 10 is the highest, what would you rate the actor of Severus Snape?"

"Zero."

"I'm sorry sir but it's between 1 and 10."

"I don't care. I give him a zero."

"I'll just put in 1 for you sir."

"Do what ever you want. I'll still not care."

"So... Why did you give him a low mark?"

"I didn't give him any mark but if you must know. He didn't look like Severus Snape, his posture was all wrong and he didn't have enough confidence."

"Um...-"

"And to be completely honest, what kind of a name is Alan Rickman? It sounds like someone who should be in advertising!"

"Sir? -"

"And another thing! Why, in Merlin's name, is he acting like such a git? Sure, I'll agree that the character's nickname is the 'Greasy Git of the Dungeons' but seriously! I was so much nicer than he was in real life! Now I'm hanging up!" *click*

"What?... Why?..."