SINCE APRIL FOOLS' DAY IS OVER I FEEL OBLIGATED TO SAY THAT THIS IS NOT THE REAL CHAPTER 7. IF YOU'RE NOT

IN THE MOOD FOR A PARODY THEN PLEASE DON'T READ BECAUSE THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT THIS CHAPTER IS. ;)

THE REAL CHAPTER 7 WILL BE OUT SOON! THANKS FOR READING EVERYONE!

(Also yes, btw, this Chapter is going to stay up for memories)

Title: Casey's Code of Chivalry

Rated T

Summary: Derek is frustrated with the fact that he doesn't have Casey yet, and is also irritated that they haven't had sex mulitple times yet as well. Casey's all hyped up about Chivalry for some reason. Derek proceeds to use this to his advantage while Symone is away stalking Michael Seater in Canada. Will she succeed? Probably not. Will Michael put a restraining order on her? Probably. .:Dasey:.

Disclaimer: Life with Derek exists?


IIIIIIIIIII. Never let Derek Venturi write fanfiction…unless you ship Dasey or Cemily.


"Der-ek!"

The familiar screech did not alarm the one who it was intended for. Instead, Derek Venturi ignored it completely and continued typing out his chapter update for the wonderful world of the internet.

Casey McDonald was appalled and disgusted. This was shown all over her expression and she did not hide her rage as she barged into her step brother's room, uninvited. In her hand was her list aka the Code of Chivalry as well as a thick stack of papers. Derek did not even bother looking up for he was currently "concentrating" on his new update.

"Derek, explain this!" Casey demanded, slamming the stack of papers down on his desk, hoping that this action would get him to pay attention to her. It didn't work. "I started the war? Lizzie sided with YOU? Truman doesn't exist!? You're ruining the very essence of this fanfiction and it's an absolute disaster!"

"And you wonder why everyone complains about your new personality," Derek smirked. "The S1!Casey I used to know would have come to me "calmly" because she would have felt that would have made her the 'bigger person' with constructive criticism rather than interrupt my creative process in order to give me a personal flame."

"I have NOT changed!" Casey declared (obviously in denial). "What I want to know is why Symone left YOU, of all fictional characters, in charge of my…er 'Casey's Code of Chivalry'!?"

"If you must know," Derek started simply, clearly amused. "Symone decided to leave Texas because she was sick and tired of all the stuff Americans air on television these days. Instead of dealing with it, she chose to move up to Canada so she could pursue her goal of finally being able to properly stalk Michael Seater. She left me in charge of "Casey's Code of Chivalry.""

"But that's ridiculous!" Casey argued. "She should have left me in charge of it. I'm clearly the better writer. Plus, I know how she wanted to end the story!"

"I know how she wanted to end the story too," Derek retorted, returning to his work.

"Then tell me why," Casey fumed, flipping through the stack of papers on the desk until she came across the one she wanted. "Tell me why you are writing about how Emily and I had hot, kinky, lesbian sex after graduation!?"

If Symone were in the room at the current time, she would have giggled at Casey's silly fit and Derek was aware of this which was why he chose that moment to snort.

"So you're homophobic now, Casey?" Derek clucked his tongue. "How sad. I wonder how Symone'll take that. You know she's straight but she has no problem with gays or lesbians falling in love with each other."

"I'm not homophobic!" Casey blushed. "Emily's just my best friend!"

"So, if you're not lesbian are you still with Truman?" Derek asked her, putting his original plan into action.

"You don't need to know," Casey snapped. "Besides, Truman's not as bad a guy as you make him out to be."

"What you see in that guy, I'll never know."

"Oh please," Casey scoffed. "You know you loved that one Trerek fanfiction that one author wrote for Symone."

"I'll agree, it was kind of hot," Derek shrugged. "But that still doesn't fully answer my question."

"What if I don't want to answer your question?" Casey asked, frowning.

"What if I make you a deal?" Derek countered, grinning.

Casey paused. When dealing with Derek and deals there was no way to know what to expect…and she didn't like this. But she was curious and henceforth asked:

"What type of deal?"

"You tell me your exact reasons for liking Trollman," Derek ignored the "Der-ek!" and continued. "And I'll stop writing Cemily lemon."

"Really?" Casey asked, surprised.

"Sure, why not."

Casey took a sigh and sat down on the edge of Derek's bed. Derek thought she looked rather hot that moment, as she thought about her reply.

"I suppose I really don't like him as much as I thought I did," Casey finally agreed. "Especially after what Truman did to me with Vicky. I know I gave him a second chance but I felt pressure. So, I ended the relationship before we got our scholarships to Queens University."

"So, that means you're single?"

"Yep."

"Want to make out?" Derek asked at once, using a line he had heard from a character from this show Marti always watched…Zoey 1 something or other. He didn't care for it really but whenever it was on he always caught this Logan dude saying it. According to Marti, this Logan dude was always getting all the girls with this line except Zoey but he didn't care because he had Quinn now. And that is the great circle of life, Marti had concluded.

Casey looked surprised for a moment but before she could even answer Derek's lips were already upon hers. Having sex with Derek usually made her forget why she ever became mad with him in the first place so she unofficially closed their previous argument as she deepened the kiss and as he unbuttoned her shirt. Somewhere, far off in Canada behind Michael Seater's house waiting for him to come home so she could jump him, Symone said to her readers:

APRIL FOOLS!

A/N: I felt the impulse to update this after jotting it quickly down in my spiral during Government class. Yay, it's April first! Happy Birthday, Fred and George! To those reading now, I apologize for delaying the REAL update. Chapter 7 should be updated as soon as possible and I'm so sorry I haven't had it up sooner. I'm trying to keep up with college and everything. For those who think that this was serious, it wasn't…it was just a silly parody I came up with in fifteen minutes. Yes, that's not how I write usually and yes, I know the characters are OOC for I made them that way on purpose. Also I feel obligated to say that Dasey is going to happen eventually in this story…it just won't happen so soon. Lol. I hope everyone has a great April Fools' day and no one was hurt by any pranks! Also, HP fans, if you're looking for a laugh MuggleNet set up its' annual April Fools' prank which is quite amusing this year.

Thanks for reading. I hope I didn't anger or offend anyone with this. If I did I apologize. Again, I'll have the real Chapter 7 out soon! Until next time!

"Never let go of the one you truly love."

-December'sRose