A/N: best request ever! I have been waiting for something like this! This one is a little AU and is actually meant to be a bit of a parody of a certain... book series.

This one is for Quilla xD btw! this is MULTI-chapter! Quilla, I trust you'll probably throw some more insane ideas at me later? xD

Pairings: Karma X Manami

Hello, I Love You

~ Insane I ~

My first instinct was to silence him. To sink my fangs into his neck, take an ounce or two of his blood - just enough to make him faint. But of course, I couldn't possibly do that without making a mess, and I was sure that the teacher of E class would raise questions as to what happened to the boy. I knew I should have killed the landlord this morning.

I didn't drink enough this morning because I was running late for school. It wasn't until lunch break that I was able to sneak off and find a little wild animal to quench my thirst. I wasn't careful; I didn't even know he was behind me, I didn't think beforehand that anyone would become curious and follow me. I'm a complete idiot.

"That's a lot of blood, Okuda."

His voice was a degree higher than normal, too casual. His eyebrows raised, mercury eyes widened, his pupils dilated, observing the carcass on the grass. The corners of his lips twitching were curved into a smile, not very convincing. He put his hands in his pockets, to conceal his shaking hands. He took in a deep breath and exhaled softly, shakily.

"Karma..." I took in a sharp breath through my nose, a mistake. God, his scent, it was overpowering the metallic smell of blood at my feet. Sandalwood if I wasn't mistaken, and cinnamon - an interesting combination of expensive cologne from Longon, England, and cooking spices from his own kitchen.

"You're not going to sparkle are you?" He asks, a playful smirk on his face.. His gaze is steady, leveled. He leans back against the tree behind him. All traces of fear have left him.

Seriously?!

"N-no!" I stutter, looking down at my feet. The little creature at my feet has stained the grass surrounding it a crimson red.. ah, my face is probably a mess. I bring the cuff of my jacket to my lips, wiping away blood. "How are you so calm?" I whisper, looking back up at him.

He shrugs his shoulders and closes his eyes. "We have an octopus for a teacher, having a vampire for a classmate isn't nearly as mind blowing... No offence."

"None taken."

"So, how fast can you really run?" he inquires.

"U-um, I don't know. I don't run faster than most humans." I say, kicking lightly at the grass. "I... um, am not very different from humans. I only.. live on blood, and, my five senses are sharper."

"Hm? That kind of seems lame." he chuckles, opening his eyes. There's a glint of mischief. "So.. that's why you're so anti-social. You can't risk being exposed like this, am I right?"

This guy is really weird. But still..

"Karma, you're not the sort of person.. who would keep quiet are you?"

"No. No I'm not." he grins, devil horns and tail appearing on him. "Okuda, what will you do for me in exchange for keeping my mouth shut?"

"What will I do? I uh.." I can't think of anything to say. What do I have to offer this guy?

"How about... you bite me? Right here." He points to his neck. "You can manage that, right?"

"O-of course I can!" I say, taking a step forward. "But why?"

"Call it curiosity." he shrugs again and smiles. "Tell me, will I turn into a vampire? Probably not, right, or you'd be hesitating right now."

"You.. you're insane right?" I give him a sideways look, standing a mere couple of inches away from him.

"Well yes." he says bluntly. "Every teen fiction hero is. There wouldn't be a story if one of us wasn't."

"What does that even mean?"

"It means I've just sparked the beginnings of a shoujo romantic novel written by a fangirl in some distant land from here." he says, shrugging off his cardigan.

"I'm... going to bite you now." I say, standing on my tip toes. Before I could even reach his neck he puts a hand on my shoulder and shakes his head.

"You can't. We have to leave this chapter on a much overused cliffhanger in order to create suspense. Or something."

"WE'RE NOT IN A BOOK!"