Disclaimer: I own FF! J/k smiley, I don't… I don't have anything to do with it. Except for this fic.
A/N: Sorry for the long update. Having to work sucks. I'm going to try to update twice a week from now on, that is if I get enough praise, bwahaha!
Final Fantasy X: Behind the Game
By Peanuty Boy
Chapter 8: Bringing Sexy Back (zomg there are chapter titles now?!)
"No, I won't do it again, you people are nuts." Tidus shook his head and turned from Wakka.
"What happened, Brudda? I thought directing didn't seem so hard." Wakka put Tidus into a headlock and gave him a noogie.
"Stop that damnit! You'll mess up my perfect hair!" Tidus squeezed himself from Wakka's arm and ran his fingers through his hair. "Look, we just need to find someone else to direct… but who?"
Suddenly Tidus is interrupted by several fan girls squealing. Tidus and Wakka turn to Seymour walking on the set, accompanied by Justin Timberlake's 'Bringing Sexy Back' playing from nowhere.
"I hear you need a director. (bringing sexy back, bringing sexy back)" Seymore said, striking a dashing pose which elicited more squeals.
"Who are you?" Tidus asked, upset that someone was stealing his fan girls.
"Seymour. I join the cast today. And since I've heard your last director wasn't up to par, I've decided to volunteer. (bringing sexy back, bringing sexy back)." More squeals followed Seymour's self introduction. Tidus was now visibly annoyed.
"Not up to par?! (bringing sexy back, bringing sexy back)-damn it stop saying that! And what makes you think you're a better director than me?!" Tidus stomped his foot, raising a fist.
"Simple, of all the men here, I have the most chest exposed." Seymore said matter-of factly.
"He's got a point, Brudda." Wakka nodded in agreement. Tidus sputtered.
"Wha-no he doesn't! How the hell is that a point!"
Wakka seemed to ignore him. "Alright then, we got a new director, maybe we can get started, ya?"
"Yes, lets get started, MWAHAHAHAHA!" Seymour let out a wicked laugh then walked to the director chair.
"He just laughed evilly, we can't trust---" but no one seemed to pay attention.
*Kilika temple*
Tidus: ::takes the kilika sphere out of the spot and the fire disappears. Walks onto the platform, suddenly the floor bursts back into flames again:: AAAHHH! FIRE!!!
Kimahri: ::walks away from the new kilika sphere placed back on the wall::
*Luca Docks, meeting Maester Mika*
Mika: And now, I'd like you all to meet the new Maester, Maester Seymour.
Seymour: ::appears at the top of the plank, suddenly 'bringing sexy back' starts to play::
Tidus: Just because you're the director doesn't mean you can add music to the game!
Seymour: :;sighs:: and now you've ruined the take, I guess we have to cut.
Wakka: Way to go, bonehead.
Tidus: But…!
*Searching for Auron*
Tidus: I know, if we get separated, just whistle, like this ::puts fingers in mouth and whistles::
Yuna: Like this…? ::puts fingers in mouth and spits all over Tidus's face::
*During blitzball game*
Wakka: ::gets hit by one of the Al-Bhed. Then another. And another… And is soon taking a beating::
Al-Bhed: Dryd femm daylr oui du ryda Al-Bheds! (That will teach you to hate Al-Bheds!)
Tidus: I knew we shouldn't have used foreign actors! Aren't you even going to stop this?!
Seymour: ::rolling on the ground laughing:: Of course not, this is priceless! This is going in to the game!
*Fighting Oblitzerator on the ship*
Lulu: ::casts lightning on the crane:: There, use the crane!
Crane: ::springs to life, hovers over the oblitzerator, then decends and grabs Tidus, throwing him overboard::
Khimari: ::walks away from crane controls::
Tidus: ::climbs back on board, spitting out water:: That's it, I'm standing by the crane now!
*Sinspawn show up after Blitzball*
Tidus, Auron, and Wakka: ::fighting sinspawn::
Seymour: ::summons anima:: bringing sexy back, bringing sexy back
Tidus: Oh come on!
*At Rin's Travel Agency*
::Tidus and Yuna are talking during the sunset::
Yuna: We must summon the final Aeon… at Zanarkand…
Tidus: Zanarkand?
Auron: ::stumbles up:: She means Zanarkand the ruins… ruined! Like this damn arm! *hic* I mean what the hell?! Why does my damn arm have to be all limp?! *hic* It's hard to pick up chicks when you have an arm like this! *hic* They say things like "I bet that isn't the only limp part of his body" *hic*
Seymour: Is he… drunk? Someone take away that sake jug.
Auron: I think I peed myself…
*Fighting Chocobo eater*
Chocobo eater: ::escapes from animal control, beats the party senseless and pushes them back off the cliff::
Animal Control Guy: Uh, sir? That wasn't supposed to happen… Don't you want to call cut?
Seymour: ::busy waving flags saying "go C.E." :: What's that? Sure it was supposed to happen. Cut, print, and… uh… I think we're done for the day. Those guys wont be able to do another scene for a while. (bringing sexy back, bringing sexy back)
*end*
A/N: Huzzah for another one down! As stated, I will try to update twice a week. I'll go for Sunday's and Wednesday's if possible… but hard to say for sure. Be sure to leave plenty of nice comments, it motivates me to write more! ::dances away singing Bringing Sexy Back::
