Boom, Boom, Boom: —• this is what happens when a certain prince starts singing "boom boom boom" •— belfran —• and a certain frog hat-wearing boy stumbles into the room •—

Disclaimer: I seriously own nothing but the plot. O_o

A/N: Following the last chapter, this one features more Squalo abuse!

... In other words, I wanted to write something and didn't know what so I made another chapter of this. I'LL MAKE A FLUFFY ONE SOON, I PROMISE!

"FRAN."

Fran paused. Why does this seem familiar...? He turned to face Squalo, expression curious. "Yes?"

Squalo twitched. "Don't fucking tell anyone else about the fucking rumor about Xanxus and I! You know for a fact that we're not fags like you and Bel!"

"... Was that an insult?"

"VOIIIIIIIIII! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH."

"... Okay."

"Anyway, as I was saying, I'm not fucking Xanxus, and Xanxus isn't fucking me. Is that clear?"

"Hai."

Squalo turned to leave, before freezing. "Oh, and Fran?"

"Hai?"

"If you don't stop telling people about this rumor, I'll fucking murder you myself, trash."

"Don't call him trash," Bel scolded, popping his head inside the hallway. "You're the trash. Trash."

"VOOOOOOOIIIIIII!" Squalo raged. "THE FUCK WAS THAT, SHITFACE?!"

"You shouldn't speak to a prince that way, shishishi!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

A wine bottle flew out of Xanxus' room and hit Squalo on the back of the head. "Shut the hell up, trash," snarled their leader.

"VOIIIIIIIIIII!"

Fran: ... This follows the last chapter?

BRM: Hai.

Fran: ... Oh. That's why Squalo's abused.

Bel: Ushishishi, he deserves it!

BRM: Yeah, who cares about him!

Fran: ... -sigh- Am I the only one here that has human emotions?

BRM/Bel: -stare-

Fran: ... I'll take that as a yes.