Amara Kagome, Replacement Mom!
By Sevieiscute
Disclaimer: If I owned them, Yaoi fangirls would fly.
Last Time:
Therefore, once we got to the Academy, we were hours late. I was not one for bad impressions so I let Kakashi go in first. From the outside, I saw an eraser hit his head. Immediately, I scanned my brain for people who could have done that. It had better not be who I think it is.
Now:
I walked in after Kakashi and there they were my three boys and one girl I didn't recognize.
So that's why they wanted me under disguise. I gave Kakashi a look that promised great pain later.
"HAHAHA, you fell for the oldest trick!" wonder who that was?
"Shut up, and sit down dobe." Said Sasuke teasingly.
"SHUT UP SASUKE!"
"ENOUGH" I shouted, I had had enough.
"You seem familiar, do I know you?" asked Gaara, leaning against the wall.
"Umm, No sorry." I said
"Fine"
"I can say one thing." Started Kakashi. "My first impression is, I don't like you."
I smacked him on the head, "It's your fault we're late."
"NO fair! You distracted me!"
"...More like your books did."
I just happened to look over at Sasuke, and right there on his face was a great-I'm-stuck-with-idiot-teachers look.
"Why is there two of you?" asked Gaara.
I cleared my throat.
"Come on, follow me." said Kakashi.
"What am I supposed to do? Where's my teach..."I whispered to Kakashi before Iruka burst in and interrupted me.
"Umm... Yen Nhin, important news from the Hokage." Iruka said, and handed me a note.
After I read it, I was speechless. Kakashi, reading over me was chuckling. How was I supposed to learn with them!
After a little while, Kakashi lead us to a rooftop, so we could sit and "introduce" ourselves.
"Okay, tell us your name, likes, dislikes, dreams, and hobbies" said Kakashi.
"Why don't you go first senseis", I heard the girl say.
"Oh... Me? My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm the kind of person who doesn't feel like talking about his likes and dislikes. My dream for the future are none of you business. But anyway, I have lots of hobbies" he said, glancing over at me.
"My name is Yen Nhin. I'm your other teacher, since there are four of you. I like too much to tell, and I dislike too much to mention. My dreams aren't important to you. I have too many hobbies to name." I said.
"So all we learned are their names." I heard Naruto whisper.
"How about you start?" I said to Naruto.
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen, any kind, especially when I eat it with my family. Which is another thing I like, no love. I dislike it when I hear people insult my family. My dream is to be a better shinobi than Hokage-sama, so I can always protect my precious ones."
"Quite the family man." I heard Kakashi whisper.
"My hobbies are playing pranks with my brothers."
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I hate many things, and I like very little things that people outside my family can't know about. My dreams, well¸more like ambition, is to protect my loved ones, restore my clan, and to kill a certain man." Hold on, why haven't I heard about this ambition? Yet, the other boys look like they already knew.
"My name is Gaara. I have no last name but the one I wish I could adopt. Which is the clan name of my guardian, the Amara Clan. I like my guardian who is like a mother to me, my family, and soccer. I dislike my birth father and his country. My dream is to rid myself of my demons forever and protect my loved ones also. My hobbies, I guess are hanging out with my family."
And they wonder why I love Gaara and the boys so much. Finally, it was the girl I didn't knows turn.
"My name is Tanase Sora. I like the colors black and red. I dislike, overly obsessive fan girls that always are too peppy. My dream is to become the best in what ever I do. My hobbies are drawing, writing, music, playing pranks and fighting."
If I had to call her anything, I would label her as punk. She wore a blood red t-shirt, under a fishnet shirt, Black pants decorated with silver linked chains, classic black shinobi sandals, and a black open overcoat. From her red streaked black hair, to her red and black nail polish, everything screamed punk rocker.
At the pranks and fighting part, she smirked over to the dumbfounded boys, who were still young and thought girls were weak and like to dance in little flower fields.
"Okay, we know enough about each other." Said Kakashi.
"We start tomorrow" I said.
"Meet us at the training grounds for survival training at 6 am."
"What kind of training is it?" asked Naruto. Kakashi just chuckled.
"What are you laughing at sensei?" asked Sora.
"If I tell you, you'll freak." He said. Boy did he like agonizing the children. "This test has a 66.6 failure rate and if you fail, you have to go back to the academy."
The children were speechless, so we turned around to leave, but right before, Kakashi turned around. "By the way, don't eat breakfast if you don't want to throw up." And he turned back and we poofed away to my house.
When we got there, I berated him.
"Great Kakashi, I not only have to train instead of teaching, but I have to train with MY OWN SONS!"
"Calm down, this wasn't my idea, it was the Hokage's"
"Whatever" I Pouted, then sat down.
"It's not my fault Ka..Nhin." He whined, and then rubbed his head on my leg like a kicked dog.
"You know I can't be mad at you for long." I said, then pulled down my mask and his, and kissed him. He reached back, and pulled my hair out of the bun, running his hands through my hair and then slipped his tongue into my willing mouth. It was heaven, sweet wonderful heaven.
When we broke apart to catch out breath, I spoke first.
"Okay, now shoo."
"WHAT?" he exclaimed, bewildered.
"The boys will be home any minute now, you have to leave, and I have to change."
"What, no free show?"
"You baka, I mean change back to my normal form!"
"Fine, no need to get violent." He said, and then stood up.
"I promise I'll make it up to you." I smile seductively.
"Remember your promises." He warned.
"Don't worry." And with that, I kissed him full on one more time for good measure, and kicked him out the door.
I hurriedly performed the undo symbol just as I heard the boys outside.
I ran, and made it to the front door to open it for the boys.
"Hello boys, how was your first day."
"I played a trick on our sensei." Claimed Naruto.
"Our sensei is an idiot." Said Sasuke.
"No, Nhin-sensei wasn't as much as Kakashi-sensei." Defended Gaara.
"I see." I said.
They turned to me. "Why do you look so tired mom?" they asked together.
"I've been working out." I said
"Oh" and then I saw revelation come across Sasuke's face. He said he'll be back and he motioned for the other boys to follow him upstairs.
I waited awhile, and then followed them, afraid my cover was broken.
I listened outside the door, but the boys whispered so small, I only picked up a few words.
"Mom...Kakashi...love...diary...stupid." Oh man! I forgot that they knew I loved Kakashi. This was going to be exciting.
I heard them get up, so I raced back down and into the kitchen to prepare dinner.
The Next Morning
I fixed breakfast, but the boys who were still tired from vigorous training late into the night said they didn't want any. I bet it was because of Kakashi's warning.
At 5:30 am sharp, they left the house to head over to the training grounds.
I also left, in disguise, about half an hour later, to go find a certain lazy perverted teacher who I owed a favor.
I found him, still seemingly asleep in his bed. I leaned over to shake him, when in his slumber; he reached out and grabbed me. In my crouched position, I of course, fell into the bed right into his arms. He then rolled over and pinned me down beneath him.
With his head positioned in the crook of my neck and our legs entwined, I squirmed, and blushed at the thought of being to close to the man I loved. I had been on a couple of casual dates in my time, but nothing this intimate. I looked past him to the clock and then back to his face. Imagine my surprise when two different colored eyes smiled down at me.
"Morning love." He said to me in a cheery voice.
"Morning... Wait, you weren't even asleep were you!"
"Nope, I was waiting for you." He smiled.
"How did you know I would come?"
"How else would you get me out of bed?"
"You lazy as..umphf.." I was cut off as he me and immediately claimed my mouth with his roaming tongue. I acted instinctively and moaned, arching my back.
All too soon, it was over, and he chuckled as I breathed in deeply. Then he put his head down and whispered into my ear.
"You like that huh, that's not even the best part." He said, then licked my ear.
I shivered with passion. When I recovered, I claimed, "One of these days, I'll be on top, and I'll have you writhing under me."
"I await the day."
"Fine, you will, now get off."
"Why should I?" he said, snuggling into me.
"Because we are already an hour late, meeting the group."
"But I'm comfortable." He whined, trying to snuggle closer.
"You're heavy, the weight is killing me."
"I'm hurt!" he cried.
"Put a sock on it, and control yourself, we can't be like this in front of them."
"Why not?"
"They know their mother likes you."
"And how do they know that?"
"Haha, funny actually, ha I missed you so much, I bought myself a journal, and wrote your name over and over in it. Imagine my surprise when Naruto found it."
"Oh well, we can stay like this, and keep them guessing who I like better."
"Oh, then they'll hate me, I'll seem like a home wrecker for myself, and they'll hate you for playing me."
"Let's call it the biggest prank ever."
"I'm not going to talk you out of this am I?"
"Nope, too fun of a way to reveal yourself later."
"Fine, I'll let you have your fun."
"Thank you."
An hour later, after explaining to me the training sequences, I managed to get him ready and on the way to the training grounds.
As we poofed in, we heard a loud exclamation coming from Naruto.
"YOU"RE LATE!"
"Sorry, a black cat crossed our path so we had to circle around Konoha to avoid it." Said Kakashi.
"LIAR!"
"I've set this clock for noon." I said, ignoring them.
"What's it for Nhin-sensei?" Asked Sora.
I held up three bells. "Kakashi will have two, and I will have one. Your goal is to take them from us."
"But, you're jounin!" said Naruto.
"Find a way." Said Kakashi mysteriously.
"But there's only three bells." Pointed out Gaara.
"Exactly, out of you four, one will be tied to that stump." I said, pointing to the stumps near the memorial. "That person will not only not get lunch, but they will be sent back to the academy."
"THAT"S WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT US TO EAT BREAKFAST!"
"Right."
I threw two bells at Kakashi, and we both tied them to our waists.
"Go"
The four sped off, and soon only Kakashi and I where there.
"How long do you think this will take?" I asked.
"Not very long." He said."Especially since one of them is held by you!" he said, teasingly.
"Hey! I resent that! I'm not that weak!"
He conjured up a chair using some jutsu I didn't know and sat in it. I was about to ask him for one, when he motioned for me to sit in his lap.
I blushed, but complied, feeling again the need to be near the man I loved.
I leaned over and whispered in his ear.
"You did this just to make them mad huh?"
"Yep"
"Remind me why I love you again."
"Because I'm cute, lovable, adorable, strong, tall, handsome..."
"Oh stop, you're giving me the hives" said a voice.
I turned and saw Sora standing there.
"Guess its time to start." I said, getting up and facing her.
She started with throwing six kunai, three at me, three at him. He easily deflected them with his kunai, while I pretended to be nonchalant, letting Kakashi do all the work, when Sasuke jumped out, doing a Katon Ryuuka no Jutsu, which we barely back flipped out of the way of. Gaara then showed up, trying to use his sand to capture us. We used chakra to enhance our speed and raced around the children.
I took Sora and Kakashi took Sasuke and Gaara.
Sora ran at me and threw a punch to my face. I leaned back letting it pass over me. She then gave me a low kick which I jumped up and flipped out of the way, back to Kakashi.
Naruto then jumped in the middle and we heard a Kage Buunshin no Jutsu and hundreds of Naruto's filled the area.
Next came a cry of Harem no Jutsu and the hundred were replaced by naked women. Kakashi next to me was drooling. Once a pervert, always a pervert.
I marched over and smacked the real Naruto on the head.
"WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WOULD FALL FOR THAT?"
"We weren't really aiming for you. Sora was supposed to distract you while we took Kakashi out since he has two bells."
Just then, the alarm rang.
"Lunch time!"
"Wait. We still have to tie one of you to the stump. After lunch, you'll be given another chance at this. Who do you pick Nhin." Asked Kakashi.
"Naruto, for that foul move."
"WHAT?!" exclaimed Naruto, as we tied him kicking and screaming to the pole.
"We'll be back, don't any of you dare feed Naruto." Warned Kakashi.
Then, we poofed a couple of yards away, behind some trees, where they couldn't sense us.
"Barely holding up huh?" asked Kakashi.
"Dang, those kids sure are strong, I don't know how much longer we can fool them."
"Its ok, I'll use some chakra to enhance your moves, making you a bit stronger, but still, train hard, ok?"
"Yea, I know, train hard."
"And play even harder!" he said, winking.
I blushed, and waited for him to change to subject.
"How do you think they'll do." Asked Kakashi, after waiting awhile and enjoying my embarassment.
"They are brothers; they'll take care of one another."
"How about that Sora, do you think?"
"The girl isn't stupid, she knows her tactics well. I have full confidence."
"You know it'll be the first time I pass students right?"
"Yeah."
We observed the children sharing food with the starving Naruto even though we told them not to. I looked at Kakashi and he nodded.
We both ran out full speed. Just as Sora was about to give Naruto a bite.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I yelled, as Kakashi made a storm.
"But...isn't that why we're in teams." Said Sora.
"To work together" said Gaara.
"And look underneath the meaning." Said Sasuke
"Isn't that what teams are for?" said Naruto.
I nodded at Kakashi. He did the release sign and said simply, "You Pass."
"What?" they said together.
"You pass the test." I clarified.
"What? Why?"
"Teamwork, that's all it is. You guys are great! See you tomorrow." I said.
"Aren't you going to congratulate us?" asked Naruto.
"Sorry, I have an appointment with a certain scarecrow." I said, winking at them then looking at Kakashi.
"You guys should stay here and spar, or something. Meet tomorrow at the red bridge at 7 am." Said Kakashi. Then we teleported out.
We teleported to a remote ground outside Konoha to start my serious and hard training.
"Wait here, I'll be right back." Said Kakashi and then he ran off somewhere.
I sat down on a rock and waited.
After a few minutes, I heard a sound and looked up to my dismay to see Gai right in front of me.
"What's a pretty woman like you doing out here?" he asked.
"I'm waiting for someone" I said hastily.
"It is fate! I too am waiting for someone." He said, and then started toward me.
Just as I was about to bolt, Kakashi showed up.
He leaned down and kissed me through our masks. "Sorry I made you wait" he happily said.
I gave him the you-planned-this-didn't-you look, and he just shrugged, admitting it.
"Kakashi, my rival, you are too hip! First Kagome then this pretty lady. I will beat you, and win one of their hearts." Gai exclaimed and ran off.
I shook my head at him as I got up to start training. "You get your kicks in the wrong ways."
