-Me- I don't own Invader Zim or my teacher is an alien characters
Setting 1 Utopian Castle
-Emerald- Don't tell me to be calm, Hoo-Lan, I can't find her (she said shaking poor Hoo-Lan.)
-Hoo-Lan- I know but it doesn't mean you have to... Emerald, please let me down?
-Lard Nar- Oh my gosh, Emerald! What on Vort are you doing?
-Emerald- Lard Nar, good! You are here to tell me you found my daughter. (She said dropping Hoo-Lan and turning to Lard Nar.)
-Lard Nar- Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is you finally put poor Hoo-lan down, more or less, and the bad news is um... We can't exactly find, Sapphire.
-Emerald- What...? (She grabbed Lard Nar and started shaking him too.) You are supposed to! Don't you have her contact information?!
-Lard Nar- Yes, but she is nearly impossible to contact! Please let me down!
-Emerald- I will not put you down until you find my daughter... (Then Sapphire Ella and Ixena ran into the room.)
-Lard Nar- Oh, Hoo-Lan, now I know how you feel….
-Sapphire- Mom, put him down! How embarrassing. (She took Lard Nar away from her mother.)
-Emerald- There you are, Sapphire. I wouldn't have been shaking him if you had not run off again.
-Sapphire- Don't blame me for your overprotectiveness. Here, Ixena, look after Lard Nar. (She said teleporting and putting Lard Nar on a couch.)
-Ixena- Hi, Tard Nar. Ah, I did it again. Um, you okay?
-Lard Nar- Ixena? Why are there two of you?
-Ixena- Oh no, he's not tay! Urr, not again. Here, let me check your tulse. Ug...
-Ella- Hahaha! And you call me a love-struck fool.
-Ixena- Oh tuiet, Ella, it's not the pain of love and – oh, why can't I speak right?
-Sapphire- (she and Ella both laughed frantically.)
-Emerald- This is no time to be laughing! Where were you three?
-Sapphire- Umm...
-Ella- Not falling off a cliff, that's for sure!
-Sapphire- Ella! I mean, ignore what she said mom. We were nowhere.
-Hoo-Lan- Technically speaking, you can't necessarily be nowhere. Nowhere is an actual science fiction place in the universe.
-Sapphire- Oh shut up, whoever you are Little Blue Dude, you have no right to talk.
-Hoo-Lan- It's not whoever you are, it's Hoo-Lan.
-Sapphire- I don't even know what you're saying.
-Ella- (Ella laughed a little.) Oh aren't you the cutest thing little blue guy?
1-Sapphire- Don't encourage him with your compliments. Mom, who is this guy?
-Emerald- Who he is isn't important right now. What is important is I've had enough of you running off all over the place like a bullet. You're here, you're there, and you're going to push me off the deep end one of these days. This is why I'm assigning you a bodyguard.
-Sapphire- Ah Bobbobbodyguard?! Mom, no, it's so embarrassing and unnecessary. Tell her, Ella.
-Ella- Yes, Wisest Emerald, it's not like I recently had to save Sapphire from falling off a cliff or anythi- I, uh...
-Sapphire- Is it so impossible for you to lie?
-Emerald- Does this mean you were falling off a cliff because if you were...
..-Sapphire- No, no! I was not falling off a cliff! Ella is being a little bit crazy right now. Never mind, I don't need a bodyguard...
-Ella- Hey! Don't call me crazy! Ixena's the one who can't talk right!
-Ixena-I'm not even a part of this conversation! All I'm doing is trying to attend to the poor Lard Nar.
-Ella- Hmm now she talks right.
-Ixena- Well I tan't, ugh...
-Emerald- (Sapphire and Ella laughed at Ixena again) This is not up for discussion or laughter. You're going to have a bodyguard.
-Sapphire- Over my dead body! Who is this bodyguard even going to be?! Please don't tell me it's the stupid little blue guy because it would be even more embarrassing!
-Ella- (Ella started laughing.) I'm sure he's not a stupid little blue dude. Hmm, he looks kind of familiar. Who are you anyway?
-Hoo-Lan- To answer your question, no, I am not your bodyguard, I am the leader of the Ardisions. And considering the way you keep insulting me, I wouldn't want to be. Oh Miamoto...
-Sapphire- I don't care what his name is, I don't want a bodyguard. (She says she started to walk away then she bumped into an Irken.)
-Emerald- How dare you bump into my daughter you clumsy little Irken! Guards! (They came and grabbed the Irken.)
-Sapphire- Mom, don't! It was an accident I'm fine.
-Emerald- No you're not, you fell on the floor.
-Hoo-Lan- Emerald no! That's Miamoto.
-Emerald- What? (The guards let him go.) An Irken?! You want an Irken to protect my daughter?! No offense, but I expected him to be a Utopian.
-Hoo-Lan- You sound like Metatron.
-Emerald- I do not sound like him, I don't even like him much. What I am trying to say is, how can an Irken be able to defend my daughter when they don't have powers?
-Hoo-Lan- What Irkens lack in powers they have in strength and protectiveness.
-Miamoto- Do not worry, Your Highness, I will not hesitate to lay down my life for you. My sword and my soul are at your disposal. (He said taking out his sword and being all formal to Sapphire)
-Sapphire- Wow your sword is incredible! Who designed it?
-Miamoto- I think his name was, Valur, I sent him the design schematics myself. Why do you ask?
-Sapphire- I figured it might be Valur's handiwork. Hmm, oh the edge of the blade is incredible.
-Ella- Um Sapphire you uva are going to blow your uver k.
-Sapphire- Oh, um, ignore me. I'm being all, I don't know, but you seem like a nice guy. Still, I don't need a bodyguard… though your sword is so amazing. I want to study it and... (Ella slapped her.) Ow! Ella, why did you slap me?
-Ella- Because you got all sword crazy again and your mom is right.
-Emerald- That was rude, why did you slapped Sapphire?
-Sapphire- Oh she's playing a little game, there's no reason for you to get all suspicious and I don't want a bodyguard, it will ruin everything!
-Hoo-Lan- And what exactly will it ruin?
-Sapphire- You keep quiet, little blue dude, or I will unleash horrible doom upon your stupid face and I will find a way to do it; I will research your race! Mom, please, this is so unnecessary!
-Emerald- I'm sorry, but my mind is made up. Either you take the bodyguard or I will have a Big Consplody System installed.
-Sapphire- No that is even worse I don't want to explode!
-Hoo-Lan- We need to stop your constant running around, but, Emerald, I do believe you need to let Sapphire go; she's not a little smeetling anymore.
-Emerald- You're the one who suggested this bodyguard.
-Hoo-Lan- I know, but this was only to protect her, not to lord over her like some people want to do. (He said glaring at Emerald.)
-Emerald- Hmm… Sapphire, take your pick.
-Sapphire- Fine, I'll take the bodyguard, but let's see if he can keep up with me. (She said teleporting herself, Ella, Ixena, and Lard Nar out of there.)
-Emerald- Sapphire you... I am so sorry about this, Miamoto... Wait, where did Miamoto go? Hoo-Lan?
-Hoo-Lan- Oh, you will find Miamoto is remarkably fast. I'm sure he will keep up with Sapphire no problem.
-Emerald- I hope you're right…. Oh that daughter of mine! She never stops acting like Dean, and his renegade like behavior is what got him killed. Always jumping into danger to try and defend me like a hero, and I couldn't help falling head over heels for him.
-Hoo-Lan- I wish I could've taught him too, but he had all the wisdom of a rock.
-Emerald- (she sighed.) All my other smeets were stillborns… she's all I have left, Hoo-Lan, I don't want to lose her.
-Hoo-Lan- Trust me, with Miamoto around, this is guaranteed not to happen. He is very protective, skilled with the sword, and lovable.
-Emerald- I don't know…. Could you at least tell me more about how his training went?
-Hoo-Lan- I'd be glad to. (Amethyst and Crystal went further into the past to see the first day of training.)
Setting 2 Planet Ardis
-Felicity- Wow, the Rumba sure was interesting.
-Miamoto- I didn't like the fact that she shook too much. I was worried for your safety, Felicity.
-Felicity- Oh you are always too worried for my safety, Miamoto...
-Miamoto- And it was way too dark, you could've slipped and fell on the tongue.
-Felicity- I was fine, Miamoto, you need to stop being overprotective of me, this is why I signed you up for this...
-Miamoto- Without my consent.
-Felicity- But you want to study swordsmanship, don't you?
-Miamoto- Of course I do, yet I don't want you to die at my expense...
-Hoo-Lan- (he cleared his throat.)
-Miamoto- What? Who are you?! Stay away from my little sister...! (He said pointing his sword at Hoo-Lan.)
-Felicity- No, Miamoto, he's the teacher! Put your sword down.
-Miamoto- (He sheathed his sword.) Oh, I'm so sorry, Master Hoo-Lan. I did not expect you to be so, um, forgive me, short.
-Felicity- Miamoto.
-Hoo-Lan- You will learn quickly how size does not matter in the galaxy. I wish people would stop calling me short though.
-Miamoto- I'm so sorry, master, forgive me.
-Hoo-Lan- Don't worry, it's all right.
-Metatron- Maybe he wouldn't make a comment about it if you'd learn to be taller.
-Hoo-Lan- It's not a natural ability I have, Metatron, and you need to calm down with your racism...
-Metatron- Someone of your race and stature cannot tell me what to do. I only came here to drop off Alex and Doom.
-Hoo-Lan- I am the leader of my race and a highly respected member of the interplanetary counsel, so I can.
-Metatron- You'll always be short, inferior, and blue in my eyes. Anyways, I don't believe Alex needs this training; he's already a practical son unlike his brother.
-Alex- Dad, don't be rude, he's trying his hardest. Doom you're not supposed be reading while I'm try to defend you.
-Doom- Sorry, I was ignoring dad's stupid comments.
-Hoo-Lan- Metatron, you must learn not to show favoritism; it could harm your children and the universe badly one day.
-Alex- Yeah, he has a point. I have always wanted us to get along better. Family before anything else.
-Metatron- You spend too much time with your mother, it's poising your brain with her pathetic peace talk. Oh, good, that stupid glowing creature thing is back. See you boys later if Doom does not flunk out first.
-Doom- We'll see who flunks out first!
-Hoo-Lan- And Don't insult creatures from my planet.
-Ivan- Hey, cheer up you too. At least your father stayed longer than my parents; they left right after the Rumba shot us out of its blowhole.
-Hoo-Lan- Your parents sound like earthlings.
-Alex- Um, what's an earthling?
-Hoo-Lan- In due time, my friend, in due time.
-Alex- When are you gonna teach how to kick butt?
-Hoo-Lan- Ohh, no, no, no. There will be none of this talk in my training center. This training is merely for self-defense purposes only and so some of you don't go down a dark path. (He grunted in anger towards Doom who was still reading.)
-Alex- (he pushed Doom's book down.) He was directing his grunting at you, Doom, now put it away.
-Doom- Fine, it wasn't a very interesting chapter anyway. (He put the book away.)
-Felicity- Um, Master Hoo-Lan, could you look at my schematics for something I've been working on for a long time? (She took out her blueprints for a Sir unit.)
-Hoo-Lan- Oh, what an interesting looking robot. What is it for?
-Felicity- This is my design for a SIR Unit which stands for Standard Issue Information Retrieval Unit. I wanted to show it to Lard Nar after I pass my robotics test so I can get a hold of all of the advanced Irken robotics and weaponry I've been trying to make ever since I was a little smeet.
-Hoo-Lan- (he cleared his throat again.) I don't agree with the weaponry idea, but I know if you show these schematics to your instructor, you'll pass your test for sure; you may not even have to take the test.
-Felicity- You can't show the schematics to someone of Lard Nar's stature in the industry without passing the test.
-Miamoto- With the study habits you've been doing, there's no way you're not going to pass.
-Felicity- Thanks, Mio.
-Miamoto- Sis, not in front of the master.
-Hoo-Lan- Oh don't worry, I know you have a soft spot, on I greatly admired. It almost made me tear up when I read about how very overprotective you are for not only your sister, but anyone you truly care about.
-Miamoto- Yes, well, when I answered the questions from the questionnaire for the contest, she tricked me and told me it was a questionnaire for her test.
-Felicity- I'm surprised you fell for it.
-Hoo-Lan- Good call, Felicity. And as far as you, Miamoto, you need to not be so gullible because people will take advantage of you.
-Doom- You should take Hoo-Lan's advice to heart, you never know when your gullibility will lead to your downfall.
-Hoo-Lan- Doomaxscar, while you are here you will refer to me as Master Hoo-Lan.
-Alex- Hahah, Doomy's getting picked on by the master.
-Doom- (he glared at Alex.)
-Hoo-Lan- (he laughed) Cute nickname, Alex.
-Doom- I hate it when you call me that.
-Hoo-Lan- Now, where is Oliver? This is ridiculous, I know I'm flexible, but not this flexible. (There is an alien noot behind Hoo-Lan's it is blue with green spots and gills.)
-Doom- Uw, Hoo-Lan, you have an ugly infestation on your wall. I will kill it. (He takes out his sword and he about the kill the creature when.)
-Oliver- No don't kill it, are you mad?! (He said growing really bigger then Doom and saving the creature.) This is a rare Ardision creature called a Newdisial, and it should be respected not killed if I catch you hurting something like this again I will cut off your horns. (he said glaring at Doom who still had his sword out.)
-Hoo-Lan- Oliver is right, it is wrong to kill the Newdisial, but making threats is not how we solve our problems.
-Oliver- Fine, but I am watching you. (He says as they reluctantly shake hand.)
-Hoo-Lan- Remember, you two as my students you will be disciplined.
-Oliver- (The two of them whistle like they are innocent.)
-Felicity- Wow, I am glad you stood up for the Newdisial! Hmm, I wounder if I could incorporate it's laser eyes for my robot design?
-Oliver- This is a good idea, it would help the invader a lot. (He said taking her schematic away from her.)
-Hoo-Lan- Oh dear, assisting invaders (He said shaking his head.)
-Miamoto- Hey! Those are my sister's blueprint! Give it back!
-Oliver- Calm down, Mio, I want to get a better look. (He began to change his size yet again.)
-Alex- It is so cool, how you can change your size at will!
-Hoo-Lan- This would truly help me in front of some people.
-Oliver- Though I can change my size, it's not like I can be the wisest. But this is very impressive work, Felicity. Maybe you should design some kind of a memory chip to help the SIR Unit keep track of all its findings for the invader as well.
-Felicity- Oh thank you for your advice, um, I didn't catch your name.
-Oliver- Forgive me. Oliver Queen, heir of Queentec industry of robotics at your service. (He said taking Felicity's hand and kissing it.
-Felicity- You're Oliver Queen? I'm going to faint.
-Oliver- Don't be all nervous around me, Felicity.
-Felicity- My Pak's going to shut down for scheduled maintenance now...
-Oliver- Calm now, I wouldn't want you to. I'd hate to have to stop talking to someone as beautiful as you.
-Felicity- Um, thank you. (Then the rumba started to make a noise and the ground shook.)
-Ivan- What's going on? Is it an earthquake?
-Felicity- It's like the world is spinning.
-Hoo-Lan- I would not shut your Pak down if I were you because that sound means the rumba is about to leave in 10 seconds.
-Felicity- What?! I'm going to miss my test, I have to get to Devastis right away! It was great meeting you, Oliver.
-Oliver- Call me Olie, and don't forget your blueprint. (He said throwing the blueprint at her.)
-Felicity- (she tripped while catching the blueprint.) I'm going to runoff now before I die of embarrassment.
-Hoo-Lan- Goodbye, Felicity, I hope no one locks you in your room.
-Felicity- Like that's ever going to happen! Who would be so stupid? (She said jumping into the rumba's blowhole and leaving everyone.)
-Oliver- She was interesting, I like her. (Oliver says to the little Newdisial on his shoulder and Miamoto gave them both su ch a look.)
-Hoo-Lan- Oh, Miamoto, don't be so overprotective. You have to learn to let Felicity go one day, she's not going to be your smeetlying sister forever.
-Miamoto- Yes, master. I will try to learn to.
-Hoo-Lan- You must learn to let go of some of your emotions, if you keep them all inside, they will destroy you.
-Doom- Don't Irkens believe emotions are signs of defectiveness.
-Hoo-Lan- Unfortunately, they do, but emotions are not always bad, they can help you and they can hurt you. The point is to have the right emotion when it is supposed to happen.
-Oliver- Yeah and besides, I would never do anything to hurt your sister.
-Hoo-Lan- All right, let's begin. (A montage began that showed off each training session.)
- Hoo-lan- Let's get down to business
To defend the universe.
Did they send him chumps
When he asked for chaps?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met,
But you can bet before we're through,
Mr I'll make a warrior out of you.
-Crystal- Tranquil as a forest,
But on fire within.
Once you find your center,
You are sure to win.
He's an evil despicable monster
And sadly no one's got a clue.
Come Amethyst if you don't anticipate his moves
He's gonna defeat you.
-Metatron- You're never gonna succeed.
-Doom- Shut up Dad I'll prove you wrong
-Alex- Shoot that was the wrong hand.
-Ivan- I can't feel my face.
-Hoo-Lan- You judge me by my size that is why you fail
-Oliver- Wow Felicity is so gorgeous and smart.
-Felicity- Oliver!
-Oliver- Mmm Pluca
-Crystal- (Be a worrier)
You must be swift as the coursing river,
(Be a worrier)
With all the force of a great typhoon,
(Be a worrier)
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
-Hoo-Lan- Time is racing toward us,
'Til the wars arrive.
Heed his every order,
And you might survive.
-Merton- You're not suit for my thrown. So pack up go home your threw.
How could he make a king out of you?
- Miamoto- (Doom was packing up a back pack.) I saw the way your dad treated you today.
-Doom- Bet you loved that well hate to break it to you but your entertainment will have to come from somewhere else now.
- Miamoto- So that's it then you are just going to let him win.
-Doom- What do you want from me Mio he is my dad I have to listen to him?
- Miamoto- Since when have you listened to those in power you don't show Master Hoo-Lan any respect so why start showing your dad some, because unlike Master Hoo-Lan he does not deserve it.
-Doom- Are you quite finished with your little speech, because I have yet to see your point.
- Miamoto- I think you could be a great warrior and king if you are given more time to learn and the right opponent.
-Felicity- Which is why he asked me to make this resembling fighter robot for you.
- Miamoto- Care to test it out or are you really going to let your dad win?
-Doom- Never. (He picked up his sword and started to fight the robot. He had trouble at first but then he beat it.)
-Alex- And that was only level one brother.
-Oliver- Wait till you fight level 2.
-Ivan- And so on and so forth.
-Hoo-Lan- Your father may have given up on you Doom, but we never will. What do you say?
-Doom- I say what are we standing around here for. Let's get back to work.
-Crystal- (Be a worrier)
You must be swift as the coursing river,
(Be a worrier)
With all the force of a great typhoon,
(Be a worrier)
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
(Be a worrier)
You must be swift as the coursing river,
(Be a worrier)
With all the force of a great typhoon,
(Be a worrier)
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
-Emerald- Oh my goodness, how incredible! I can't believe how protective he was of his sister. I thought Irkens didn't even know their siblings.
-Hoo-Lan- Technically, they're not supposed to, but with small families it is often necessary.
-Emerald- Did you ever find out what happened to their parents?
-Hoo-Lan- Yes, in short, it was a dark knight attack; I wish I could've gotten there first. Did you know the dark knights communicate with their Fangasoroushex symbiotic relation counterpart through telepathy? All I want to do is get inside their minds even though their minds are so tortured, it might kill me in the process. Even so, to have mere seconds of telepathic experience...
-Emerald- Okay, Hoo-Lan. Let's forget about telepathy for one minute.
-Hoo-Lan- Come now, it's so interesting. Imagine if you could read Sapphire's mind, you could know where she's going although this might not necessarily be a good thing… um, did you know earthlings are naturally telepathic as well? I haven't done full study on it yet, but I'm coming close to a conclusion...
-Emerald- (While Hoo-Lan was talking Emerald was levitating some weaponry into a new gadget for the Utopian Armada) This is all interesting information. (She said while her pack stored the new weapon inside of itself. Then she faced Hoo-Lan and handed him an invite.) Now, Hoo-Lan, to thank you for giving me Miamoto as a bodyguard, I want to invite you to the Blue Moon Ball.
-Hoo-Lan- Thank you, I am blue so of course this ball would be perfect for me. I've got to go back to earth and get me a tux.
-Emerald- That will be difficult, I believe Sapphire set it so none of the ships could leave Utopia until after the ball. I have some formal attire left over from when Dean was young and I guess they could have it taken in to match your, well, short stature.
-Hoo-Lan- I have often told you Utopians how size does not matter in the universe, a person's brain stature should not be judged by the size of their height. And do not worry about my transportation, I have my own saucer. I'll get out one way or another, I'm most likely worse than Sapphire.
-Emerald- This is exactly why I was a little bit worried about asking for your advice with my rebel daughter.
-Hoo-Lan- Oh come now, I'm not too much of a renegade. Besides, everyone gets in trouble when they're doing something worthwhile now and again.
-Emerald- I hope Sapphire never hears those words. Now I must attend to the preparations for the ball, I'll talk to you later.
-Hoo-Lan- See you later, and thanks for practically ignoring me the whole time. I've had enough insults to last me a whole universal cycle.
