Disclaimer- Don't own Twilight. Sighs
"Hmmm, I pick the…" Jasper started while looking around.
"Jasper, you can't be serious? Can you?" Edward complained, obviously knowing Jasper's choice.
" I pick the Merry-go-round." Jasper said. Alice, Rose, Edward and I groaned while Emmett stood there looking terrified.
"Jasper anything but the merry-go-round!" Emmett pleaded.
"Why do I feel fear coming off you like your about to be killed?" Jasper asked.
"I am terrified of carousals, ever since I was 8 I have been scared of them." Emmett admitted. We all held back laughter surprisingly.
"Just once Emmett, it's not bad" Alice said.
"No"
"It's fun." I said.
"No"
"You'll like it." Edward tried.
"No" Emmett said sounding like a little kid.
"It is nice." Jasper said.
"No."
"Go on or no sex for 3 months." Rose said. That cracked him.
"Rose! 3 months! Fine I'll go on." Emmett huffed. We walked over to the ride. A bunch of little kids were staring at us, a boy about 5 years old came up to Emmett.
"Aren't you to big for this ride?" the boy asked.
"Aren't you to small for anything?" Emmett mocked which earned him a smack on the back of his head from Alice. The boy ran to his mom who gave us a disapproving look.
We got on the ride. Edward got on a lion and I got on a unicorn next to him, Alice got on a bear and Jasper on a horse, Rosalie got on a cheetah and Emmett on a rabbit. The ride started and Emmett held on to his pole for dear life, making dents.
"Emmett you dickhead!" Rosalie yelled at vampire speed and Emmett loosened his grip.
"Please dear god, help me, don't let me die." Emmett started praying.
"Emmett!" Alice, Jasper, Rose, Edward, and I yelled in unison. Emmett stopped his praying. The ride was going in it's last circle.
"YAY! NO ONE MORE ROUND!" Jasper yelled like a little kid. The rest of us looked at him like he was crazy. "Sorry the little kids emotions getting to me." The ride came to an end and we got off.
"Time to go home and tell mom and dad about our day." Rosalie sighed.
"Yeah but after Wal-Mart closes tonight we are going there." Alice chirped. The park closes in 30 minutes and it is 9:00 pm. So around ten we would be going to Wal-Mart. My family and I were walking to the exit when I saw the bimbo that made out with Edward. She had a cast on her nose. She stopped right in her tracks when she saw me.
"Why do I feel terror coming off someone?" Jasper asked in a scared voice. I walked over to the bimbo before anyone could stop me. She was frozen in her spot.
"Why hello there slut. I see you got a cast for your nose." I said once I reached her. Rose, Edward, Jasper, and Emmett were staring at me, waiting for me to move so they could stop me, Alice on the other hand was smiling. I circled the bimbo.
"Yes after you hit me and I fell, my nose was shattered." The bimbo was scared. We gathered a crowd. I stopped once I got behind her and I put my mouth by her ear.
"You touch my husband again, and I will kill you." I promised. I came in front of her and bent down so I was face to face with her. "Also I may suggest you clean your mouth so you get rid of your whore germs." Then I swiftly turned and walked back to my family. Rose, Emmett, Jasper and Edward had there mouths hanging open while Alice was laughing.
"Did...you...see…how…scared…she…was?" Alice said between giggles. I chuckled and nodded.
"I thought she was going to have a panic attack." Jasper said while chuckling.
"Once again, damn sis!" Emmett boomed with laughter while he high-fived me.
"Bella, things never get old with you." Rose laughed. I walked up to Edward and kissed him.
"How did you like those apples?" I laughed my musical laugh.
"Bella, your amazing, I love you." Edward said before he bent down a kissed me again.
"I love you too." I said before he pulled me back in for another kiss. There was so much lust, passion and love going between us right now.
"OH MY GOD!! MAKE IT STOP!" Jasper yelled while he pulled at his hair. We pulled away but I stayed in his arms. The crowd looked at Jasper like he was crazy.
"Don't worry it's just his time of the month." Emmett said to the crowd and they laughed. Jasper glared at him.
"If YOU WANT TO LIVE I SUGGEST YOU SHUT UP!" Jasper bellowed.
"One word Jasper." Emmett said in a song like voice. "Midol." Emmett smiled which started a new fit of laughter from the crowd.
"Emmett shut up or he'll kill you right here and blow our secret." Alice said at vampire speed.
"Sorry Jazz." Emmett apologized.
"We'll settle this at home." Jasper said once he was calm again. We all made our way through the crowd and out the gate on our way to the Volvo. It was the same seating arrangement as last time. Edward pulled out of the lot and sped off towards the house.
"Today was fun." I said.
"Yes but it's not over yet." Alice smiled " We still have Wal-Mart."
"What is so freaking important at Wal-Mart?" Rose asked getting annoyed.
"You'll see."
"Edward, I'm glad your not over protective anymore." I said to Edward.
"Yeah I am too, it's nice seeing you get mad and try to kill people who make a move on me."
"Me too."
"What?"
"I am glad too because I like seeing you try to kill guys that hit on me." I smiled.
"Oh, Bella, I love you."
"I love you too."
"We're still in the car you know." Rose said. "And for Jasper's sake, please stop."
"Sorry Jazz." Edward and I said in unison he nodded. We pulled into our new drive way. Time to tell Carlisle and Esme what happened today.
A/N: So what did you think? Oh do you think Carlisle and Esme will take it. What do you think will happen at Wal-Mart?
