I'm growing tired of introductions, aren't you all? (Itachi: Nope. If it annoys you, I love it.) Shut up Itachi before I make your secret crush make you! (The secret crush and Itachi will show up briefly in my next story) (Itachi: -groans in agony-)
Neji sat on the ground groaning in pain as Naruto was dragged away by Hinata without another word. "Owwww...Dang...She punches HARD!" Neji exclaimed, clutching his jaw. Then, out of nowhere, the employee appeared and hog-tied Neji. She dragged him back to the shop.
When they got back to the shop, the woman slammed him onto the counter. "Here's your order, sir." She said to the man behind the counter.
"You...never...PAID!!" The man behind the counter yelled, ignoring the muffled sobs from Neji. Though she loved him, she just couldn't contain her laughter. She burst out in laughter and Neji rolled himself off the table. He dropped to the floor, still hog-tied, and rolled out of the shop and down the street. Sasuke wordlessly dropped some coins on the table and sprinted off to catch Neji, as the rest of the group followed.
Naruto and Hinata eventually got back to the shop, of course, but it was closed. "Aww man..." Naruto groaned. "Where could they have gone?"
The sun slowly rose in the sky, turning it blood-red. Hinata slowly opened her eyes. "Hmmmnhnhmmh?" She moaned as she heaved herself to her feet. Then she gasped. "Wh-where a-a-re w-we, N-Narut-to-k-kun-n?!" She screamed.
Naruto's eyes flew open. "Wha!?" He jumped to his feet and started looking around. Then he heard a familiar voice.
"Hey Naruto-kun, whaddya want for breakfast today? We're having a early-bird special on miso soup and ramen." Said the man in Ichiraku.
Naruto stared at the already-open shop.
"You know, you loser, you've been sleeping here all night. Hinata was right next to you." Sasuke said after appearing from an alleyway.
Naruto and Hinata both blushed madly. "I-I'm g-go-oing-g h-home-me..." Naruto stuttered awkwardly. Then he walked away while everyone else laughed.
"And I thought HINATA was the one who stuttered!" Shikamaru chuckled.
Monday Morning...(because I don't feel like describing Sunday and the story is ABOUT SCHOOL)
News about the Ichiraku incident was all over school. In homeroom, Naruto noticed that Neji kept turning and giving him the evil eye. The bell for first period rang and Naruto was the first one to art class. (The schedules had been changed so that Hinata was no longer in Naruto's art class.)
A short man with red hair and an Akatsuki cloak was standing in the front, his back turned toward the desks. He turned around. "Hello everyone," He said cooly. "My name is Sasori, but you may call me Sasori-sensei."
Naruto starred at the man for a second. Then he leaned in to Sakura. "Th-that guy's mouth moves when he talks!" Naruto whispered.
Sakura stared at him for a moment. "Well dur durdur, Naruto. Everyone's mouth moves when they talk..."
Naruto started to say something, but the red head appeared next to the two whispering teens and looked at them menacingly. "Is there a problem?" He asked polietely, though his eyes shone with hostility.
Naruto shivered. "N-no, sensei..." He said slowly.
Sasori smiled. "Good." He walked back to the front. "Now class, i would like you to meet my assistant, Deidara." He said and dragged in a taller man with blonde hair covering one eye and a ponytail in the back.
The new man smiled awkwardly. "H-hello, children, hmm..." He said slowly. Then he turned to Sasori and they started whispering. "Why do you always have to drag me into things!?" He whispered.
"Because I enjoy the company of an adult and not of some snivelling, stupid brats that don't know any--" Sasori broke off as Naruto's voice rang out.
"OOH, telling secrets, are we? Lover's secrets?" (and i feel sympathy for everyone who's ever had a teacher make a remark like that to them before, because it's happened to me.) He yelled.
Sasori and Deidara glared at him for a few seconds. "Oh, you're a troublemaker, hmm?" Deidara asked.
Sasori looked at Naruto with a death-glare. "I'll set you straight, boy..." he said and hung Naruto from the ceiling. "Now, let us learn how to make clay pots." He said, and the class commenced.
OK, hope you liked this chapter. I've been working past my writer's block and took some time off to research and buy a cell phone. But I don't know when to end the story, so press the review button and tell me what you think!
-Narutoast
