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The Agreement
"Oi, you! Guy with the sword and the funny looking hair style...listen up!" Rurijo flew around the man's head a few times and then landed on the ground where his foot was about to land and he stopped, one foot raised, eyes wide.
"A bird is...talking to me," he announced looking up at the sky as though there might be a sign in explanation.
"I may be a bird, but at least I'm genuine, not imitating a DUCK BUTT! Now shut up and listen–" Rurijo launched herself off the ground just as the large foot above her head came down.
"Birds can't talk–"
"This may take a while." Rurijo hovered close to the man's face. "Look, my friend, the girl you helped earlier, she's in danger. You have to save her."
"I don't have any money." The man lifted his chin a little and took a step forward. Rurijo lost her temper and pecked him on the nose with her hard beak. He grabbed his nose with his fist in pain and scrunched up his face.
"Pervert! Not with money, the police got her, the ones with the sword and the stupid hats. You have to go and save her!"
"And why should I do that?"
"Because you can, my friend!" Rurijo landed on his head and started jumping around to annoy him.
The man swatted her away with his hand and tried to keep walking. "Now we're friends?"
"Never, you're a cockatoo, I hate cockatoos!"
"What?"
"Never mind, TURN AROUND NOW!"
"No."
"Duckbutt!"
"Creepy bird!"
"That was a pathetic comeback! Turn around!" Rurijo grabbed onto the collar of his clothes and pulled as hard as she could while he continued to walk.
"No!"
"Cockatoo with a duck butt!"
"Stop calling me that!"
Rurijo flew around in circles near his head and constantly stopped him in his tracks. "Cockatoo with a duck butt!"
"I'm not listening."
"Duck, Duck, goose."
"That's not funny."
Rurijo smirked and continued to fly in his face, deliberately annoying him.
"You are really annoying, y'know that?"
"I've been told before...by a certain loser who thought he could marry me."
"Ugh...a bird is STILL talking to me. And she is hallucinating!"
"And you have a duckbutt on your head. Tell me...does it poop too?"
"You are so dead!" the man swung around and grabbed at the little bird.
"Getting a headache yet?"
"Fine….I'll save her and then will you shut up?"
Rurijo did a flip in the air. "Yay, lets go!" He turned on his heel and ran after the bird who flew ahead of him.
