Chapter 8: One for Each Joeteon (spolier X3)

I couldn;t beleave what I was hearing! "How is that [ossible Prof?" Spark asked. "Well Spark-kun, whe a man an d a woman love weach other veeeeeeeeery much…." Professor Willow started telling spark abotu the Pidgeys and teh Beedrolls. "B-But Prof-" Spark said confussed when the story was over, "The'yre weren't even any pidgeys or beedrills arpound! I just put my thingy in her thingy!"

"Oh Spark you dumb fuck" Professor Willow said and then he shooked his head and walked away. Spark turned to me all excite and said, "dO u think it's gonn boy or a girl?" "Ummmmm Idc as long as it's a gothic." I responded. "And ANYWAYS babies are so dumb OK ewwwwwwwww they just cry and poop everywhere and they're just gross mini-people who are worse than normal people and normal people are already AWFUL."

Spark gotted real sad then and i could tell because he no longer had the eye sparkles because he was a family man and he wanted a reaaaaaaaallly big family but before I COUld repsong to him I screamed an extremely metal scream because I was GOINF INTO LABOR! It hurt like suuuuuuuper bad but I didn't cry or antyhing like those stupid preps when they have babies no I was just liek badass and stoic except for like a metal scream here and there but those metal screams had nothing to do w the pain it was just because I was practicing for my screamo band and I ddin't want my voice to get rusty. "OMG Bazil they're so …. So beautiful!" Spark said with tears in his eyws.

"THEY!" I said and I was super pisse because i didn ;t want fucKIGN twins! But Spark had readed my mind with our hot person connection because he said, "No, not twins! Octuplets!" I was gunna yell at Spark because it's his stupid fucking fault that we had all of the stupid fuckgin babies but when I looke d down Sapro wasn't holding human babies, HE WAS HOLDING EIGHT JOLTEON PUPS! I grabbed one of thw Joletons and held it close to my chetxs and said, "I'll name this one …. Spark Jr.!" And Sparku started crying because he was so happy that I loved him so much! "What should we name the otber ones?" "OMFG I DON'T FUCKIJG KNOW WHY DON'T U DO SOME OF THE WORK EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, SOARK? UGh ur such an ASShoel!"

I leeped up form the table and stromed out of the room. "No Bazil pls! NOt in fornt of the children!" Spark was crying but I DIDN'T car e because they were his reponsibility now OK cause why shoudl I have tpo have the kids AND take care of them? I was just about to sotmr out of the lab but tehn I saw Balance holding a whoel pile of Vapeorns and Candelabra with a bucnh of Flareons and I started cryign because I realize that Sp[ark had been CHEATING ON ME! I was SO ANGRY so I scurnched up my eyes and used my DAUGHTER OF DEATH powers and then all of the biggest and scariest Poekmon in the lab all showd up and ATE CANDELA AND BLANCHE WHOLE! BUt i didn;t hurt the eeveees because they were innocent adn that would be jsut mean to kill them OK? T

rhen I turned on my heel and stimped back into the room where Spark was still stadning staring at the doorway because 4he hadb't moved since I left cause he was a FUCKIGN IDITO. Without a word I screamed, "YOU CHEATING FUCKBOI MANSLUTTTTTTTT!" adn raised my hand and thn all of My Jolteons children jumped up and then all attacked him becasue htey loved me mroe than him and they all shocked him until he was electorcuted TO DEATH.

tHEN I was still so heartboken that he would cheat on me that I ran out of the room and I had tears in my eyes so I couldnt see where I was going. I bumped into somehting so I opened my eye sand there was an Arceis standing there and then suddently the whole whoel staretd goign black like when u turn the tv off but its all staticky and crackly first and I foudn mysel f falling through another protal through space and time!