AN: This chapter took me about a week to write. Thanks for all the great reviews! Oh! By the way I have started a counterpoint of this story called In The Name Of The King it starts just before the first chapter of this one. It helps explain the whole arrangement thing.
I was drifting peacefully through the lulls of sleep oblivious to the time or place I was residing when I was hit by a sudden torrent of light. I groaned and rolled over burying my head underneath my pillow.
" Come on Edward get up." A deep voice whined. It was most probably the voice of the person who had dragged me from sleep in the first place by blinding me. I opened my eyes and blinked rapidly," What time is it?" I asked groggily." I have no idea, but Alice and Rose have already left to go shopping with Isabella. Mother has taken the twins to the park and father was called out to the Newton's house. I'm bored."
That woke me up," You left Bella alone with Rosalie? Are you balmy?" I sat up and grabbed the lapels of Emmett's jacket and shook him," She's going to eat Bella alive." Emmett looked shocked by my outburst," Woah brother calm down everything's fine. Rose was smiling and laughing with her as they left. I must say she is quite a beauty." I ignored the last bit and focused on what he said at the beginning.
" Laughing? Smiling? Rose?" I said shocked. I couldn't help it. Whenever Rose was remotely happy it meant she was either getting a lot of attention or someone had gotten hurt. Emmett gently pried my fingers away from his jacket." What did you do?" I asked suspiciously." You didn't put liquor in her morning tea did you? Do you remember what happened last you did that? It was a catatsrosaphre."
He grinned," Actually it was rather amusing until she told Mrs. Cope that her daughters were vulgar and ugly. I thought a fight was going to break out."
I sighed and shook my head trying to concentrate. It was then that I noticed something different about Emmett," Emmett." I said with pursed lips to try and hold back the laughter that was threatening to bubble." What is that on you face?"
He grinned and twirled the ends of his moustache," Do you like it? Its very fashionable right now." I laughed. I simply couldn't help it. He looked hilarious. All he needed now was a manacle and he would look like one of those teddies you see in the toy store. I clutched my sides and fell backwards in my bed." Oh good grief Emmett." I gasped," I don't think I will ever be able to look at you without laughing. You look like a walrus."
He shrugged unbothered by my comment," Rosie loves it. Se says it makes me look handsome." I wiped a stray tear from my eye and shook my head," Well as long you like it." A small bubbled up in my throat and I chuckled," Now get out you big walrus so that I can get dressed."
He shook his head and sat down," Oh no you don't brother, we have important things to talk about." His eyes glinted in a mischievous way. I looked at him suddenly wary. Whenever Emmett got that look in his eye nothing good ever came out of whatever he had planned." What exactly do we have to talk about?" He grin widened," Well little brother you have a pretty brunette girl that is living with you for the sole purpose of reproduction. We can start there."
I groaned internally as he rubbed his hands together gleefully." Emmett I do not feel comfortable discussing such private things with you." His face fell and he sighed dramatically. I rolled my eyes knowing that the theatrics were coming next.
"Do you not love me brother?" He asked with a serious expression on his face. I patted his knee gently," You know I do." He nodded a forlorn look still on his face," Then prey tell why do you shut me out? Was I not the one who came to your rescue when you came to me when you were young and lost? Did I not save your marriage by telling you how to please a woman?" He put a hand over his heart," Im hurt."
I rolled my eyes, I really did not understand why I bothered trying to get of such conversations with Emmett, he always made me talk in the end." Fine, what would you like to know?" He smiled satisfied, no trace of hurt or sadness visible and leaned forwards," Well you should start from the beginning. Was she a virgin?" I raised an eyebrow at him. He put his hands up defensively," The only reason I ask is because it always hurts the first time for women and if you don't ease them into it then you will cause them unnecessary pain."
Of course, he was just looking out for me. Like I would believe that," Yes she was and of course I took it into account." I leaned back in my bed," I hate to break it to you Emmett but you have taught me everything you know." The glint in his eyes brightened," Ah, that is not true. There were some things that I left out that I thought you wouldn't need, but now I thin its time to tell you."
I frowned," Really?"
He nodded," It's something that will make your lady see stars. Most people don't do it or have even heard of it, but it is in fact a very pleasurable for both people." I looked at him suspiciously, yet intrigued. Emmett had never led me wrong before when it came to these sort of things." I'm listening." I said cautiously.
" Well, you know the lubricant women have between their legs? It tastes good." I frowned at him," What exactly are you saying?" I asked confused.
" What I am saying is that it is very pleasurable for both women and men when the man puts his mouth between a woman's legs and laps up her juices." The first thought that came my head was. Ew. It sounded disgusting and unhygienic. The second thought was could that really be pleasurable and taste nice? Emmett wouldn't have told me if he hadn't already tried it.
" I don't know Emmett. It sounds...strange." He nodded," It is the first time, but I'm telling you brother. Once you do it you won't regret it. Rose said she saw stars the first time I did it." He looked proud of himself and I couldn't help but roll my eyes." I'll think about it." He nodded and patted my leg.
"That's my boy. Now get out of bed so that I can beat you at chess." I snorted," Brother, you haven't beaten me at chess since you were ten." He folded his arms over his chest." That's because you are a cheat."
I shook my head," Whatever makes you think you're not a loser." I teased. He hit my arm lightly and stood up," Don't forget to think about what I told you." And with that he ambled out of the room.
AN: I had real trouble with writer's block for this chapter, but I finally did it! Review and tell me how I did.
