Naraku logged in.

Kagura logged in.

Kohaku logged in.

Naraku: FEAR ME!!!

Kagura: I FEAR YOU!!!

Naraku: *screams like a little girl*

Kagura: What…?

Naraku: OMG! OMG! OMG! It's Kagura! SHE'S SO UGLY! MY EYES ARE BURNING! SOMEONE SAVE ME!

Kagura: -.-

(Kohaku: Okay…? Another reason why Naraku is an insane weirdo….)

Naraku: Who was that?! Was that a voice from the beyond??

Kagura: …?

Naraku: OMG! Jesus…are you speaking to me? Has Jesus contacted me?! God! Can you hear me God?!

Kagura: ….?

(Kohaku: You mean me…?)

Naraku: YES! That voice! Where is it coming from?!

(Kohaku: Uh….um…? [light bulb] Naraku! It is I….uh…um….JESUS!)

Naraku: O.O

Kagura: -.-

(Kohaku: I, Jesus, have contacted you from the beyond!)

Naraku: …O.O

Kagura: …-.-

(Kohaku (Jesus): I need you to…um…uh…tell me your biggest fear!)

Naraku: My biggest fear?

(Kohaku (Jesus): Yes! Your biggest fear! And…darkest secret! Yes!)

Naraku: okay….I'm scared of brains

Kagura: WHAT?!

(Kohaku (Jesus): There is a brain in your head…you do know that right?)

Naraku: OMG! I HAVE A BRAIN IN MY HEAD!

*Naraku starts running around in circles screaming*

Naraku: GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!

Kagura: Wow….that's really pathetic….

(Kohaku: O.O….-.-……?)

Naraku: GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT-

Kohaku: THAT'S ENOUGH!

Naraku: Sorry…Jesus…..O.O

(Kohaku (Jesus): What is you darkest secret?)

Naraku: That I'm scared of…..brains…!

(Kohaku: -.-…..Of course…-.-)

Kagura logged off.

Kohaku logged off.

Naraku: Hello? ANYONE? I'm lonely…..I'm scared of loneliness…!

Naraku logged off.

Naraku: AHH! ITS DARK IN HERE!