Kill? Did Patrick just say, kill?

"What are you talking about Pat? You can't kill me...I-I'm the main character."

"Get real Spongebob! Ever see M*A*S*H? McLean Stevenson?"

"Yeah well, technically Alan Alda played the main character. Stevenson was more of a member of the princibal cast."

"None the less, news flash Sponge, this is a fan-fiction. Anything can happen. Hell, it can turn out I'm actually a transexual serial killer from Romania named Patricia, and this whole thing was set-up so I can lure you into an undisclosed location and murder you myself."

There was a small lull before Patrick spoke again.

"I'm joking Sponge! You really think I'd do that to my best friend?"

Spongebob paused before replying with,

"Di-did you just say...fan-fiction?"

"Yes fan-fiction. Back to the point, you really, really need to go with Larry to an undisclosed location. Once George and his goons have given you the Last Resort Test, there's nothing else we can do for you."

Spongebob figured there was no point in arguing any longer. He gave Patrick a quick bye, and tossed the earpiece back to Larry.

"So, Pat said you needed to take me somewhere?" Spongebob reluctantly asked Larry.

"Yeah. Now, let's get a move on. We're wasting daylight."

They began walking. Seconds turned into minutes, minutes turned into hours. Spongebob didn't know how long they were walking for, or where they were walking to, but he finally got a clue as to where they were going. Standing in front of him was a sign which read:

NOW ENTERING ROCK BOTTOM

"Rock Bottom? Uh-uh. No way am I going back there again Lar. Too many memories."

"Spongebob, it's the only place we know the Laridean's won't check!" Larry answered back.

"And why is that?" asked Spongebob.

Larry sighed.

"I don't know if I should be telling you this Sponge, but hear goes. You see, George, one of the men who was keeping you captive in that building, used to live in Rock Bottom. Back then he didn't go by George though. I believe his name was Norville. Norville McGregor. Anyways, every day he would go to the vending machine and grab a Kelp Bar before heading to work. But this day was different. He approached the vending machine as usual, pushed his money in the slot, and ordered a Kelp Bar. It was at that time he noticed his shoe was untied. He figured, 'Hey, don't wanna trip and drop my Kelp Bar,' so the poor soul figured he'd tie it. As we was finishing the second loop, he heard loud footsteps departing from the vending machine. He looked up to see a large creature running away. As George, or Norville if you prefer, reached into the slot to grab his Kelp Bar, he realized it was gone. Boy, did that set him off. I mean, this man loved his Kelp Bars. He went home and quickly hopped on on . He then ordered a shotgun, double barrelled. It arrived in no less then two weeks. Then, without taking a second thought, he went out on the streets of Rock Bottom and began shooting people. Men, women, parents, babies, everyone in sight. Deprivation of a Kelp Bar can really set a guy over the edge. But what George didn't know was one guy got away. Little Jimmy Kratmer. He saw Norville's destruction and took the next bus to Bikini Bottom. There he reported the incident to the local police. Man, they had SWAT team down there in no time. But when they arrived at Bikini Bottom, no one was in sight. Just dead bodies and a stream of Kelp Bar wrappers. You see, once Norville thought he had killed everyone in town, he took off. A deserted building on the outskirts or Bikini Bottom. Infact, it was the same building he was holding you in. Changed his name as well. Goes by George Minkus now, as you may know. After that day Spongebob, George vowed never to return to Rock Bottom again."

Spongebob was speechless. Finally, he brought himself to ask a question.

"Larry, how do you know all this?"

Larry paused.

"Because, you see Spongebob, Norville...is my father."

Spongebob was dumbfounded. He couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"Lar, you, you gotta be kidding me."

"I am." Larry burst out laughing. "I made up that whole thing. Not bad, eh? But man, you shoulda seen your face! You were all, 'Larry's the son of a homicidal maniac, oh no!' Classic man, classic."

Before Spongebob had time to react, there was a deafening blam. He watched as Larry's eyes grew wide. Spongebob looked down to Larry holding his chest. Blood. Larry was bleeding. Seconds later, he dropped to the ground, dead."