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Yea Thanx for answering my lst questions i thought hard to come up with more randomm stupid questions and stuffz...

Gaara: Yea u wish you were the most Loved character the most loved character is my sasuke-kun Hugz Sasuke you dont deserve all those cookiez and hugz steals cookies and hugz hahahaha mine now all mine runs away
Hinata: why arent you evil youd be even more kool if u were evil makes hinata evil come now and help me destroy the world hahahahaha cough
Choji: I hate you ...you ate all teh wafflez ...u must DIE Puushes Choji into Sakura who lands on ino who lands on aara and they all die hahaha now my 4 least favii characters are dead Itachi: Bitch Slaps How dare you bitch slap my Sasuke-Kun bitch slaps again Sauke: hugz again I Still Luv You Hugz ill help you kill itachi

Anyway Thanks again and hope you like my newest random qwestionz plz update soon...i shall be waiting .
Cya

Gaara: ever since Sasuke ran away with that pedofile and male nurse..

Orochimaru and Kabut: HEY!

Gaara: no one loves him...

Orochimaru: I love him...

Kabuto: im not a male nurse...

Gaara: yes you are, deal with it...freaks

Orochimaru: says the crazy insomniac

Gaara: I have a reason to act this way, YOU are just a freak.

Orochimaru: no...I...have a reason...

Gaara: really? what is it?

Orochimaru:...it's to..help me with my dream...

Gaara: what does deranged experiments are stealing bodys have to do with that?

Orochimaru:..well...-flee-

Kabuto: NO! OROCHIMARU-SAMA!

Orochimaru: -still running and crying-

Gaara: what freaks...

Hinata: im not evil...uh...i've..gotta go now...-walks out door to letter writer's house-

Naruto: Hinata?...oh well...

Hinata's victim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY SPINAL CORD!!! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR MURDER!!!!AHHHHWHY!!! I DIDNT MEAN YOU SHOULD USE MY KNEE FOR MURDER EITHER!!!

Chouji: -too fat to be pushed onto sakura-

wewacian: heh...-continues reading-

Kakashi: gimme ma book!

wewacian: no

Itachi: I was told to! -still bitch slapping Sasuke-

Sasuke: I CANT FEEL MY FACE!

Itachi:SILENCE FOOL! -slaps harder-

Sasuke: thanks for -slapped- for th-slapped- hug -slapped- HUR-slapped-RY!

wewacian: next..

Hiya! Writing again and you know the drill -makes a long long list!- Right...

Naruto: No Ramen Store! -gasps- Quick catch this! -throws 10 bowls of ramen- Btw, what made you addicted to ramen anyway?

Sakura & Ino: Hm...too bad the potion was a complete failure...maybe if you REALLY want Sasuke-kun, try to get to know the real him, stop flirting and start befriending him. To be close to the person you want to be with, you have to take time and understand his lifestyle and personality. Thats what I would suggest!

Sasuke: Look man -sighs-, I admit I like you -blushes abit- (but not in love with you!), You're cool, I guess, and your past is tragic and I respect that! Your ambition to kill your brother (DON'T KILL HIM!), is it really worth it? I mean, If you kill him, you would be the same as him...Ever thought of that? And are you straight?

Kiba: What kind of dog is Akamaru? And who is your crush? -gives hug- You're so cute!

Itachi: Your reason for killing your clan...sucks...I mean that was harsh man...do you ever regret it? dont you feel guilty? Do you not have a heart? -gives katana- lets see if you feel guilty when you kill Sasuke..I DARE YOU TO!

Hinata: -eyebrow raise- Yeah right...you're no goodie goodie two shoes! I know the REAL you! btw, why are you stuttering all the time?

Gaara: -gives 20 boxes of cookies- I know you like cookies! The question for you is...Who is your ideal dreamgirl?

Shino: Can you give me tips on hiding your sexiness?

Shikamaru: Do you like blonde girls? -ahem-ino&temari-ahem-

Kakashi: Can you give me a copy of icha icha paradise -puppy dig pout- Pwease? And the new name? Super babe magnet? EHEHE...I admit...you are kinda a babe magnet...-glomps on kakashi-

Neji: -throws condoms- hahahaha...this is fun! XP

Lee: Do you enjoy being just like Kakashi?

Temari: Who's YOUR ideal man?

Gai: Where did you learn your YOUTHFULNESS?!?

TenTen: SERIOUSLY! CHANGE BACK TO WHO YOU WERE! YOU WERE WAY COOLER BEFORE THIS HAPPENED!

Orochimaru: What do you see in Sasuke anyway?

Thats all for now! And btw wewacian, -gives $50- this is for you for posting my letters! And also, why are you acting like Shikamaru now...sayinf things are troublesome?

Naruto: -doesnt catch- aw...and...when I was but a young boy...long,long ago...I bought some instant ramen...the end...

Sasuke: that's it?

Naruto: yeah, pretty much

Sasuke: loser...

Naruto: bastard...

Sakura: Sasuke-kun!

Kakashi:...-steals book back and jumps out window- TO FREEDOM!

Gai: ILL SHOW YOU RIVAL!! ILL STEAL SOMETHING AND JUMP OUT A WINDOW TWICE AS WELL AS YOU! -steals Lee's Icha Icha book and jumps out the window...youthfully-

Tenten: GAI SENSEI! -jumps out window as well-

Sasuke: that wont work, I have no lifestyle personality...duh

Sakura and Ino: aw...

Sasuke: heh...and I WILL kill him one day...

Itachi: why not right now, BITCH!

Sasuke: ILL SHOW YOU WHO'S RIGHT NOW!!-jumps at Itachi-

Itachi: -slaps him down- foolish brother...

Sasuke: im...not...gay...-faints from Itachi's awesomeness-

Itachi: yeah he is...

Kiba: he's a mix of all breeds

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: I KNOW you're not but...why tell her...

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: i wasnt saying your mom was a slut...

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: DONT YOU TAKE THAT TONE OF VOICE ME!!

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: OH?! YOU WANNA GO BITCH!

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: WHAT!? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT! DONT YOU DARE TALK ABOUT HER!

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: oh..Akamaru...that regail of our many adventures together and meaningful moments...I cant stay mad at you -hugs-

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: i love you to...i love you to...-wipes tears out of eyes-

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: you're right...ive still got more to answer...-clears throat- and my crush...well..it's you -hands rose and growls sugestively-

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: got that right! -highfives- oh uh...i mean, that was innapropriate Akamaru

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: shh! or do you want me to tell everyone about mr. squeekles?

Itachi: I didnt kill me clan!

Hinata: HE'S RIGHT! I DID! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!

Sasuke: wah-what!?!

Hinata: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Sasuke: so...all my life...my memories...

Hinata: altered...hmmhmmhmmmmm

Sasuke: then...Itachi...why were you...

Itachi: bullying...

Sasuke: why did you run away from the village!?

Itachi: everyone thought I murdered the family!

Sasuke: then...Hinata...

Itachi: -grabs Katana-..let's do this little brother...

Sasuke and Itachi: DIE! -jumps at Hinata-

Hinata: 64 palms!

Sasuke and Itachi: -gentle fist'd-

Itachi: I...I cant move...

Sasuke: neither can I...DAMN YOU HINATA! DAMN YOU TO HEEEELLLL!

Hinata: oh, and I stutter to throw people off my trail...heh...now to get rid of your memories...-super special memory jutsu-

Gaara: I frickin hate cookies -tosses them to Orochimaru-

Orochimaru: YAY!! COOKIES! -eats them all-

Shino:...no tips for you...

Shikimaru: blondes are too troublesome...besides, it's chouji that has the thing to blondes...

Chouji: how's it goin Ino?

Ino: shut up fatty fat face!

Chouji: aw...

Kakashi: it's ok Chouji...she didnt mean it...and no Icha for vu

Lee: she seems to like your nickname super babe magnet sensei

Kakashi: -glomped- this gets old after awhile...-reading-

Neji: TT now you've got the fans doing it Gai

Gai: HOW YOUTHFUL THAT FAN IS! AND THAT FAN DESERVES A REWARD! -nudeness-

Tenten: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY YOUTHFUL EYES!! -just saw gai naked coma-

Tsunade: OH NO!! TENTEN!

Lee: of course I like being like super babe magnet sensei...stop asking me questions...-reads-

Temari: my ideal man eh? hm...well...spikey hair...brownish...i guess...fishnets...a genin...likes to be layed back...relaxed...got his finger hurt once...

Shikimaru: -totally sleeping and relaxed in his fishnets-

Gai: I WAS BORN BEING SO YOUTHFUL!

--flashback---

doctor: it's a boy...-slaps-

baby Gai: -stops slap- TRY AND SLAP ME IF YOU CAN! IF YOU CANNOT THEN I SHALL HAVE TO RUN AROUND THIS DELIVERY ROOM 300 TIMES!

Doctor: STOP RESISTING YOU BABY!!

baby Gai: YOUTH!

-end of flashback--

Gai: ahh...memories...

Tenten: ILL NEVER CHANGE BACK! NEVAR!!

Orochimaru: have you SEEN him? -hearts in eyes-

wewacian:...creepy...next letter...

ok, here goes.
Sasuke: you do realise that you could barely defeat Naruto with one tail, right? he's got EIGHT more! Kankuro: what kind of face paint do you use? it's awesome!
Temari: how much does your fan wiegh? and when are you and Shikamaru going to start going out? it better be soon, or he's mine!
Gaara: have you tried unconsiousness?
Orichimaru: did you really like killing your poor, old sensei that much? that was cruel. Shikamaru: can you make a list of things that are troublesome? you're so cool! -hugs-

Sasuke: I -slapped- do-slapped-nt-slapped-care!-slapped-

Kankuro:...I dont know...Temari buys it...

Temari: no I dont...

Kankuro: then where the hell does it come from?

---far away in suna---

Gaara's sensei: ill show that Kankuro...-pours crushed purpleberries into face paint- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

--back in the undiclosed location---

Kankuro:..purpleberries?

wewacian: yeah, like blue berries but purple...

Kankuro: clever...-rolls eyes-

Temari: that explains why all those berry craving squirrels attack you during the night

Gaara: heh...I always love to watch that...

Temari: wake me up next time Gaara

Gaara: alright

Temari: oh, and you can have him...

Gaara: unconcious...sleeping...same thing pretty much

Temari: yeah, duh

Kankuro: yeah, what are you retarded?

wewacian: dont be mean to the readers...

Kankuro: or WHAT

wewacian:...

Kankuro: -face attacked by squirrels- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!-runs around in circles-

Orochimaru: he shall be missed...let us pour a 40 ounce in memory of our fallen comrades...

Kakashi/Orochimaru/Tsunade/Jaraiya/Anko: -pours some liqour on the ground-

Tsunade: wait, you killed him, why the hell did you want this?

Orochimaru: everyone should get proper respect...-grabs Sasuke and jumps out the window- TO FREEDOM!

Shikimaru: ok...number 1...making lists...

----dont forget to send in more letters----

lots of letters...full of youth...