Disclaimer: nope dont own YYH. i only own Kira, Kelly, Ruki, Jake, Pain, Rage, Hakia, Haigara, and Evil Kira.

Chapter Eight: Kira's Fear, Youko, & Evil Jello Monkeys


Kurama asks "Kira are you alright?" he takes a step towards her.

Kira blinks and asks "what do you mean?" she was completely back to normal, well as normal as she got.

Yusuke asks "so where do we go now?"

Kira sighs, shudders, hugs herself, moves closer to Hakia, and says "to get the portals back."

Kelly asks "Aunt Kira how do we do that?"

Hakia wraps her tail around Kira and says "talk to Evil Kira." She leans her head down and nuzzles the small looking girl within her tail.

Haigara flys down and lands on Kira's shoulder and runs his beak threw her hair.

Everyone stares at the girl that looked so scared right then. Ruki asks "Aunt Kira is the evil one of you really that bad?"

Kira says "she plays on weakness, she makes you go into an endless nightmare and makes you face your fear and could kill you in your nightmare." She shivers and closes her eyes while shaking slightly.

Kuwabara says "it can't be that bad. I mean we survive with Kira it shouldn't be that bad."

Rage shakes his head and says "you don't know anything. Evil Kira is ten million times worst than any of the evils that you have faced. She showed up once but she nearly killed me had it not been for this Kira, Hakia, and Haigara."

Hiei snaps "lets just go and get this over with." He looks at Kira and asks "Onna how do we get to your evil self?"

Keiko asks "let me guess 'Follow the Yellow Brick Road'?"

Hakia says "yes that is how." She then molds into Kira's body along with Haigara.

Kurama asks "are you gonna be alright Kira?"

Kira looks at them and says "yeah. The sooner we get out of here the better." She starts to lead the way to her evil self no matter how much she didn't want to.

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After a while of walking Kira stops and looks around while her body tensed up she screams and jumps back while grabbing onto the closest person and shaking with fear. The boys all look around before following Kira's gaze down to the ground where a little harmless garden snake was making it way across the path. Yusuke raises an eyebrow at Kira, who right then was holding on tight to a angry Hiei who was trying to push her off of him, before asking "whats got you so scared?"

Kira stammers "s-s-snake!"

Keiko sighs before saying "Yusuke you know her fear of snakes. It makes her freeze up."

Hiei growls and says "onna let go of me right now!"

Kira jumps away from Hiei and hides behind Kurama from the murderous looking Hiei. She hides her blush quickly before looking up at Kurama and asks "Can I get a piggy back ride?" she pulls a puppy dog face and asks "pwease?"

Kurama sighs and bends down saying "Get on." He catchers her legs behind her knees and says "you have to tell us where to go now." He stands up with Kira on his back.

Kira rests her head on his shoulder and says "just follow the yellow brick road and be on guard for anything."

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After five minutes Kuwabara asks "Kira if you are so afraid of snakes then why do you have them in your mind?"

Kira who had her eyes close says "I only control this road. Everything around it is controlled by Evil Kira who shall be called E.K. for I'm too lazy to keep saying her name."

Yukina asks "how do we defeat E.K.?"

Kira says "you can't. if you kill her then I'll become unstable and go on a killing spree and end up the spirit world mental institution insane for the rest of my life and killing anyone that I come in contact with."

Everyone had stopped walking and looked at Kira before Botan asks "so what do we do then?"

Kira says "gamble. Anyone here good at poker and cheating?"

Everyone looks at Kurama before Yusuke says "Youko is. He always beats us when we get him out for a party and play poker."

Kuwabara says "I swear he cheats too."

Kurama blushes and says "he does cheat. I don't like going to Youko. Besides Youko himself can't come out."

Kira smirks even though her eyes where closed and says "well then lets get ya drunk!"

Rage snickers and asks "when should I bring out the sake?"

Kira says "hmmm I can deal with him so lets do it now." She jumps down and orders the plants to hold him down while Rage poured sake into Kurama, who was struggling against it.

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A few bottles of sake later Youko was out and he was caught up on everything. He looks at Kira and says "So you want me to play poker with the evil side of you so we can get back to our bodies?"

Kira says "yup and if you don't help us I'll make your life living hell." she smiles and says "just ask Yusuke and Kuwabara what I can do!" she turns to Yusuke and snaps "idiot! Don't drink that! You won't withstand the alcohol in it! Rage get it!"

Rage grabs the bottle of sake from Yusuke and hits him over the head. He then downs the bottle and tosses it off to the side where the other empty bottles of sake where.

Pain sighs and says "you're not getting a potion when we wake up!"

Kira jumps onto Youko's back and says "you're my personal shield/carrier!"

Youko looks back at the girl on his back and asks "shield?"

Kira says "yup from Hiei. He still is trying to kill me for jumping on him earlier." She yawns and says "wake me if yall get to a fork in the road. Only thing I have to say is: don't go off the road or its your death!" she then closes her eyes and lays her head down on Youko's shoulder before mummering "Fox you try anything and I'll make sure you will never beable to have kids."

Youko's hands that where traveling up her thighs instantly goes back to her knees and he looks at the others innocently.

Kuwabara, Rage, Pain, Keiko, Botan, and hell even Yusuke looked like they where gonna kill Youko if Kira hadn't said anything. Rage snaps "you're walking infont of us so that we can make sure you don't taint her before Hiei does."

Pain snaps "if you try anything fox we will not hold back when we hurt ya." She growls lowly at Youko. With that they all set out again with Kira sleeping peacefully on Youko's back and her hands sometimes go up to play with his ears that where just so damn kawaii!

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A few hours later everyone stops to set up camp and they all just sit down. Youko was holding Kira but only because she seemed to let only him touch her right then (1). He sighs and asks "how long do I have to hold her?"

Pain says "untill she wakes up which can take a while. She sleeps to avoid the fear of this world."

Kira says "no I don't. I just don't want to leave in fear of Hiei attacking me or the evil jello monkeys that are waiting for me to leave the group so they can attack me!"

Everyone looks at her before Yusuke says "your more crazy than I thought. I mean who thinks of evil jello monkeys?"

Kira says "Kuwabara does!" she points at the idiot.

Kuwabara was glancing around wildly before asking "Where are the evil jello monkeys?"


1. it's the freakin end of the world! Kira is letting a pervert hold her and Pain and Rage arent doing anything about it! or it could just mean that Kira likes untaken sexiness.

SnowNeko: sorry about the shortness. i forgot what day it was so its not the normal longness and i kindof haven't been in the writing mood. hope y'all liked this chapter. its a lame one but i'm out of good quotes. the quote/saying:

' May the Force be with you! '

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