It was bright new day in Vongola society. It was beautiful and happy day for everyone. Well, except two young boys, who suddenly switched bodies. One of these said boys, whose body was right now lot bigger than normally, stood before mirror in bathroom.
Now raven boy, had slight black circles under his eyes. He could not sleep well at night. Why? Because of annoying pineapple that was sleeping right next to him. Boy sighed and washed his face with cold water. Then he looked at mirror once more. This normally angry or expressionless face suddenly reddened quickly.
"Geez." Tsuna sighed once more. While staring at Kyoya´s face in mirror, he thought of something evil. Slowly, Tsuna tried to curve raven´s mouth. Corners of lips went up a bit and then a bit more. And then, finally, Spade Kyoya was seen brightly smiling.
"What the hell are you doing?" asked Mukuro, who appeared behind Tsuna. In surprise, raven hit his head into mirror. His expression was mixture of embarrassment, surprise and nosebleed. "Kyo-chan? Do you have nosebleed from seeing your own self or what?" asked still confused pineapple. He totally forgot that this was not his real brother, it was his new brother. He was cute, adorable and called him Muku-nii-chan. Yes, this wasn´t Kyoya, his brother, this was Kyo-chan, who-knows-from-where-but-still-adorable-little-brother! After remembering all of this, he hugged this new brother of his and smiled widely.
"Hey, Kyo-chan, let´s make some photos of your cute smiling face." He purred. Raven´s face went red again, but as if he felt something evil, he shook his head as if his life depended on it. Mukuro chuckled and added. "I´ll give you copies afterwards."
Tsuna stood there quietly. Then, he turned to boy behind him. "Do you… promise that?"
On the other side of this ridiculous story, little herbivore sneezed suddenly.
`Standing in rain wasn´t brightest thing to do´ thought said herbivore, who actually wasn´t real herbivore now. Firstly, he ate meat too and secondly, he claimed to be carnivore. With his now small body, Kyoya sat on bed, blankly staring at room he did not recognized. It took him five minutes of staring at orange shirt, to realize that he switched bodies with his little herbivore. This meant that he was his little herbivore now.
Kyoya shook his head quickly. Spending night in herbivore´s body had some unpleasant influence on him. He was starting to act and thing as idiot.
"Tsu-cha~!" purred happily Byakuran, right after he opened doors. There was no answer from other party so he continued. "Do you want me to help you change clothes?" Slight thud was heard in room and hall as Byakuran fell down with pillow on his head. Kyoya, with his nerves at edge of breaking, stood firmly in doors of room. "Next time, it won´t be just pillow." He claimed and shut doors.
After changing, Kyoya finally left room. He stopped right after. White haired man was still lying where he fell before. He was whining loudly. Kyoya hmph-ed and went down, ignoring man.
"Morning Tsuna." Said certain clumsy blonde. "It´s rare to see you up this early." He laughed. Kyoya stood in place. He was sure this one wasn´t here yesterday. He eyed him for a while. "Something´s wrong?" "Nothing." Said skylark rather coldly. "Fine?" was blonde answer. "Anyway, let´s eat or we will be late for school."
Tsuna was rather happily chatting with Mukuro. Although this pineapple could be really creepy and really scary sometimes, not to mention his ability to have camera in hand whenever Tsuna smiles or blush, they got along pretty well. Two of them were walking to school, without Chrome, because they stayed behind to take some photos done.
When they were almost before school Tsuna stopped suddenly. He could feel really, really ominous aura directed on him. He turned around just to see himself glaring deathly.
´I´m so doomed!´ thought Tsuna as he squeaked. After second, he could not believe that his body could run so fast. So fast right to him. So fast with fist prepared to hit him. Tsuna was too stunned to move Kyoya´s body. He just watched as he jumped right at him while whispering "I´ll bite you to death , damn herbivore!"
"Kufufufu, it seems like this will be fruitful day." Laughed certain pineapple.
"Tsu-tsuna? What are you doing?" stuttered slightly confused Dino. He seemed worried about his little cousin, until moment he saw his love of life next to said kid. "Ah! Mukuro!" Said blonde while drooling over certain boy.
"I didn´t think I´ll meet you there!" continued Dino, while completely ignoring his cousin, who violently and mercilessly tried to kill school´s most dangerous skylark (well, he was only skylark on whole school, but whatever).
"We´re going to same school." Murmured Mukuro annoyed. "Unfortunately." He added after a while. "But I still feel like I haven´t seen you in ages." Continued Dino happily, ignoring glaring pineapple. He seemed quite used to it already. "Thanks, I tried my best to avoid you." Answered Mukuro, while taking few more photos of his now pretty much beaten brother.
"I-I-I" stuttered Tsuna in raven´s body. When he saw himself twitching in anger, he covered his mouth in instant. "Sorry." He mumbled through his hands, too scared to stutter. "Stop crying herbivore." Was answer he got. Then he was somehow forcibly lifted on legs and dragged away from confused crowd. But all he could wonder about was ´How the hell my little body can have such strength? ´. He was extremely confused.
In five minutes, both of them stood on rooftop. Silence filled air for a while. Until small little bird didn´t land in raven´s hands. Hibird chirped happily, which he did when Tsuna was around. When he was alone with Kyoya, he would usually sing some funny song.
Tsuna smiled warmly on little bird, until he yet again noticed death glare on him.
"When this will be over, you will regret living herbivore." Growled smaller of the two. Other party just winced in fear.
Before few minutes…
Hana was happily chatting with her extreme boyfriend. But their chat wasn´t interesting enough for me to write it (read as I am too lazy to think of one). As usually, they were on their way to school. Holdings hands, they continued to chat happily, until they were few meters before school gates. Extreme boyfriend noticed someone he knew, he wanted to loudly greet said someone.
"Tsu-" Ryohei stopped with his hand in midair, when he saw little boy running wildly. "-na?" Extreme boy stood there confused for a second, then his confusion changed to extreme excitement. "I EXTREMELY must get Tsuna on boxing club!" he shouted for no apparent reason.
Hana just sighed at actions of her boyfriend, she was pretty much used to it already. She was extremely immune against it. Hana mentally marked that Ryohei´s friend called Tsuna was that small boy, who was beating up Spade Kyoya at the moment. Wait what? Someone was beating that strong-looking boy? Not that she cared, but it seemed kind of out of place. And what was even weirder was fact, that brother of said strong-looking guy, was just smirking and taking photos. She also noticed her classmate Dino standing there, drooling like an idiot he was.
"Settle down, kora!" shouted blond on bunch of small kids, dressed in kindergarten uniforms. Unfortunately for blond, kids just started to make bigger noise. "If you won´t stop talking this instant, there will be no magic show for you, kora!" As if by some miracle, all kids were silenced with slightly teary, disappointed and sad faces. They wanted to cry, but they were smart and knew Colonelo well enough. If they were to make a sound, they really won´t be able to see any show. So instead, they quietly waited in their seats for magician to appear.
It didn´t take long and said magician made an appearance. Creepy laugh could be heard in room. "Nufufufu, are you ready for show?" asked man´s voice. Afterwards, magician with pineapple hairstyle appeared from nowhere. Kids were too scared from his laughter, to even cry from fear. "I am Daemon, and I will take you to hell-" Magician sensed warning glare from his dear wife and assistant and instantly corrected himself. "I mean magic world!"
Man with fedora on his head sat in his office. He smirked for no apparent reason. Maybe, he came up with new way of torturing his husband, I mean he came up with new clothes for his favorite model. He was reading newspapers, title was something along the lines "Popular opera singer Squalo Superbi will be starring in ´VOOOOI´ this weekend!"
Reborn´s smirk widened, but he was silent as ever. Only sound in office was from television. It was morning weather forecast. "Today´s weather should be very warm…" said rather young, tall weather forecaster with happy-go-lucky smile. He had black short hair and black eyes. His name was Yamamoto Takeshi, he was famous baseball player. Forecasting was just his side job.
Fashion designer turned page of newspaper he was reading. Next article was about some vintner named Timoteo. There was even picture of said vintner. It was some old man with silver hair and mustache dressed in suit. Reborn looked at other page. He recognized handsome blond man on next picture. It was Giotto, mayor of Vongola society.
After designer saw that there was nothing amusing, he placed newspaper on his table. He reached for his phone. When someone answered it, he said "I´m bored." From the other side could be heard. "I understand boss. I will take Lambo to you right away."
Meanwhile on some unknown deserted island.
Some Mindless, Absurd and Delirious scientist, for short mad scientist was having fun doing some pointless research. He ran hand through his naturally green hair, and looked at monitor right before him. Where did that monitor came from or how come it actually works without electricity was beyond understanding of normal humans. Nevertheless he watched said monitor with such excitement and joy, that it was really creepy.
He knew this experiment might be risky, but in the end it will be worth it. Even though Verde didn´t think that instead of his brothers, two teens would change bodies, he still thought it was worth it. Somehow, whenever two of them done something, it seemed really comical. Bigger and stronger of the two was being beaten by weaker and smaller boy. And looks of bystanders were just hilarious.
Verde decided to stay on this unknown deserted island for a little longer than he originally planed.
Thaaaaaanks for reading :3
Well I'm as lazy as ever so its shorter than I planed...
Well I hope you like it.
