A Royal Vacation

By: NarutoandBleach

Chapter 8: Vacation Preparation

It was a Saturday, like any other weekend for Ryoma and his lovers. For him, he could sleep through the snoring from the demons and sadists. Unfortunately, he feels kind of uncomfortable of being the monkey in the middle when he was being cuddled by Fuji and Atobe. As Ryoma got up, he checked his phone and it was 6 am. He could still sleep for another hour or two in order to get the hangover out of his head.

It was still a quiet morning for everyone at the mansion. But Ryoma was still plotting revenge against his friends for not saving him earlier. Thinking quickly, he texted Momo with a message.

Hey, are you awake, I am stuck at Atobe's house. I don't know what has happened, but I hope I didn't disturb your sleep – Ryoma.

Momo's phone pinged to the message as it vibrated. He checked the clock and it wasn't close to 7 am yet. He noticed a message from his kouhai and replied.

Good morning, sleepyhead. I was wondering when you would call back. – Momo

That's not important, I am stuck here at Atobe's house and somehow, I don't remember what happened last night. – Ryoma

Did someone kidnap Ryoma? – Kachirou

Nani? Ochibi is missing? Someone call the cops! – Kikumaru

Eiji! Don't yell like that in the morning! – Oishi

I was not kidnapped! I had a sleepover at Atobe's place. –Ryoma

Oh, are you okay, Ochibi? – Kikumaru

I am fine, but no one came to get me.- Ryoma

Looks like my statistics were correct after all. The probability of you staying at Atobe's place is 80 percent. – Inui

You were right on the mark. It's seems our little guinea pig survived a night of sex. – Yanagi

Stalkers! You guys never bothered to rescue me and all you care about is your useless data? – Ryoma

LOL… Little underling had an orgy last night. – Yanagi

WHAT!? – Kikumaru

WTF?- Kachirou

…..-Kaidoh.

Yup, that's the thing with tennis players. None of them knew what happened to the tennis prodigy since many of them were early risers due to their lifestyles. Even for someone like Katsuo, he was sort of distant to the monsters of the tennis team at Seigaku since his captain hated going to parties at night time. He didn't want to become a victim of their pranks and feels it is best to stay away from them in case they do anything crazy.

Ochibi, you survived! How was the sex? – Kikumaru

I hope you massaged Fuji's nipples – Momo

LOL, your midget not only rubbed the bellies of our captain, he also had a butt plug stuck up his ass! – Gakuto

Hahaha! What happened, did our little baby enjoy his buttsex last night – Marui

What happened to him and how was it?- Jackal

I bet Atobe and his goons gobbled him up like a potato stuffing – Kachirou

What? – Shishido

LOL, poor ochibi. How was your night – Kikumaru

It was fine, but unfortunately, I couldn't reach you guys because Atobe stuffed my phone with contacts from his team, including that sadist Yukimura. – Ryoma

Oh, I am sure he's fine. In fact, our sane captain made Ryoma his Sugar daddy. – Oshitari

LOLOL, good one Oshitari! – Jirou

Katsuo only had wide eyes and was gaping at the messages his friends sent him. This is why Ryoma has guts to take on the big boys.

Maybe I should have told him what safe sex was. He shouldn't have to go through anal rape. – Oishi

Don't mind my doubles partner, we had our make out sessions at my house last night. – Kikumaru

Eiji! Is that really necessary? Do you mind? – Oishi

Please don't tell me your parents bought you condoms and butt plugs.- Ryoma

Ryoma! How could you? Now you want to spread the scandal of the Golden pair too?- Momo

Oh, he finally had enough of the golden pair. – Gakuto

Did you ever find an escape route from Atobe's house? – momo

Nope, we had to lock all doors to prevent the brat from escaping. – Atobe

OOhhh! Atobe, you sly devil! – Niou

Yup, He is a devil. He learned the best from me.- Fuji

That's Fuji sempai for you. He always means everything and just torments helpless victims. – Katsuo

What? Don't make me a victim! – Akaya

Damn you traitors! – Ryoma

Gomen. We just wanted to make sure you were getting laid last night – Marui

There was laughter among the group of people. But Ryoma felt that his privacy and reputation were destroyed. He didn't want to risk getting a headache since this vacation was meant to be something for him. As he got up to the bathroom, he went to take a shower in order to relax his brain without exploding at his friends for not coming to his rescue.

At least Ryoma-kun is awake. I hope you guys treated him well? – Horio

We did – Sanada

I nominated him as a pillar of support and I think his body says it all – Tezuka

"You guys practically robbed me of my manhood!" shouted Ryoma.

"Saa… Ryo-baby. We plan to do you again when we get to Hokkaido!" said Fuji

LOL, I hope you guys had a threesome! – Niou

The chances of him having a girlfriend is very low – Hiyoshi

I agree, no wonder he never liked Sakuno – Kikumaru

Quit talking about her like that! You guys abandoned me and now you are not acknowledging your traitorous ways. So not cool – Ryoma

Hey come now. We never know you were gone! – Momo

Such excuses will not be tolerated – Ryoma

Anyway, are you going to eat breakfast before we arrive at the mansion? – Inui

What? You are coming here now? – Ryoma

Your boyfriend invited all of us to witness the whole sex thing on video. – Akaya

Seriously, you guys are invited too? – Kaidoh

How rude! - Akaya

Ignore the seaweed head's outbursts – Sanada

This is probably going to hurt your egos if you see the video – Yukimura

Relax, buchou. We can handle it – Yagyuu

LOL, now you are going into Echizen's private business? Maybe I should join too – Ohtori

I agree with choutaro- Shishido.

Did you ever suck on Echizen's pussy, since it is shoved so far deep in your mouth? – Akaya

WHOA WHOA WHOA! What the hell, Akaya? There are minors here! – Momo

There are no minors here. Besides, we want to know about Ryoma's orgy as well. – Kachirou

ORGY? – Kikumaru

Omg…. – Kaidoh

Il, Data for us – Inui

Katsuo listened in on the conversation and looked at Kachirou. "You went ahead and gave Buchou the okay to give Ryoma an orgy? What about his well-being?"

Wait a minute, did the hyotei captain have sex with Ryoma last night? – Oishi

Stop calling it sex. I like a better term for that. – Ryoma

What do you prefer? – Shishido

A Manwich perhaps? – Niou

Manstorm? – Kachirou

Man-pile? – Jackal

Tennis players down and dirty? – Yagyuu

Love forty? - oshitari

Lol- Kaidoh

Lol- Marui

It's true then, Ochibi had a threesome with Atobe last night? – Kikumaru

Yes, with Yukimura and Fuji. – Kachirou

Wow! Congrats to you Ochibi. – Kikumaru

Echizen, looks like your body is even softer than I had imagined. – Yagyuu

Looks like he will be doing more laps today if the sex is not completed – Oishi

Oishi-sempai! Are you really going along with this? – Ryoma

We want to know how it was. Also what position was it? – gakuto

On the left and right side – Ryoma

LOLOL, you are starting to become a homosexual now – Akaya

Now I know why sanada-jerk and Mura-sadist went to Atobe's place as well. They wanted to show their possessive sides since they finished with Tennis last night. – Marui

Oh my god! – momo

WHAT? – kaidoh

Looks like the mystery of Ryoma's disappearance is solved! – Horio

Just go to hell already! – Ryoma

Echizen, looks like you had a huge appetite last night – Oshitari

Agreed.- Fuji

Will you stop that? – Marui

Okay, well congratulations are in order.- Katsuo

Great job supporting him- Horio

Thank you – Yukimura

Thanks- Fuji

I think Ore-sama can appreciate gestures from you guys.- Atobe

Katsuo, 200 laps right now! – Ryoma

Such a dictator, ochibi – Kikumaru

100 laps for you as well, kangaroo! – Ryoma

Wahhh! So mean! – Kikumaru.

Ryoma says thank you guys as well – Fuji

Sadist! I never wanted to thank anyone. - Ryoma

Congrats all around! – Shishido

Wish you luck on having a baby- Gakuto.

Gakuto, seriously? – Atobe

Congrats to you too Atobe. – Oshitari

Thanks, oshitari – Atobe

Where is my congratulations? Don't I get any from the Rikkai teammates? I am so hurt.- Yukimura

You got our full support.- Jackal

Congrats, buchou! – Niou

Yeah, good luck with Ryoma. And also, make sure you get him pregnant.- Marui

Sanada, good luck to you too on Ryo-baby.- Yanagi

My condolences to you, Echizen.- Yagyuu

This is so funny right now.- Akaya

What do you mean pregnant, Marui? – Sanada

Never mind about that.- Marui

Congrats on getting Echizen an orgy! – Kawamura.

Yeah.- Jirou

Ah, so you finally woke up to type a few messages, eh Jirou? – Shishido

Yeah.- Jirou

I am so totally moved right now.- Gakuto

"Who are you guys talking to?" asked Tomoka.

"Echizen of course. " said Kachiro,

"I see. In that case. Echizen, how are you doing?"

I am not great , but I only wish that I didn't have sex last night.- Ryoma

Why not? After all, you are part of our sex ed culture class. – Yukimura

He's fine.- Tezuka

He has no health issues.- Sanada

He is still a spoiled little brat.- Atobe

Saa, and I wonder why he complains so much about pain,.- Fuji

This relationship is going to be good.- Marui

You guys practically abandoned me last night. I will be the first person to haunt you guys in your sleep when you get to Hokkaido and ,.,, Ryoma

He was fed a croissant by Atobe.

Why are you feeding me that? I can easily handle Japanese food.- Ryoma

LOL, you have no appreciation for American breakfast after we pampered you.- Atobe

Croissants are not my favorite. My father was not a fan of them- Ryoma

Just take your luxury and shove it, Ryoma- Shishido

Tomoka looked over at the messages on Katsuo's phone with interest and gleamed. She always knew that the boy had fallen in love with the big boys. She could immediately add more fuel to the fire since she was rather fond of Katsuo as well. "We are discussing Ryoma's love life right now." He said.

He needs time to get used to bread. – Oishi

I know right? Oishi, you should be my mother.- Ryoma

He's fine. I think Oshitari is a better mother hen.- Fuji

LOL, Fuji you are a genius.- Oshitari.

Poor Ochibi. No slow romance? – Kikumaru

Romantic? Hmm- Atobe

A slow and steady love? - Yukimura

The music was already romantic last night. – Sanada

LOLOL, I am dying to hear more.- Kachirou

Ryoma is going to get married.- Horio

A romantic breakfast? – Momo

From what Ryoma told me, you guys were wicked and locked him inside the house and do away with him – Kaidoh

Who still uses the phrase "wicked way?" – Kirihara

We had a soft music and a romantic dinner last night. – Yukimura

Gen and keigo had danced to classical music. – Fuji

Even I had to play the piano. – Tezuka

I want to see a six person dance off. – Kikumaru

Ryoma didn't want to dance with me. –Yukimura

"I wish I could say I was very surprised. Looks like he really has put off Sakuno from his mind now." Said Tomoka. Sakuno could only blush at that remark while she took a seat next to Kachirou while blushing.

Wth? He is on a romantic date if you must know.- Akaya

Shut it! – Ryoma

Omg, Ryoma didn't you realize that you are in love? – Horio

Of course he didn't.- Momo

I did too! I confessed to Atobe and the rest of them! – Ryoma

We've been going out for quite a few months. – Fuji

Wow!- Tomoka

WHAT?- Gakuto

WHAT?- Kaidoh

Are you serious?- Kikumaru

I wasn't expecting such a passion from you, Eiji,- Oshitari

LOL – yanagi

Brat almost tried to hop a fence, but we had to switch to a different house to trap him.- Atobe

It worked! – Yukimura

Well, maybe he wasn't ready for the whole sex thing. – Oishi

He needs time to think about this,- Kikumaru

This is his first time and he initiated the whole love thing.- Sanada

We got consent and custody of him.- Atobe

He always runs off. – Yukimura

He just does not want to cuddle? – Yagyuu

What does that midget have against cuddling? – Gakuto

Cuddling isn't bad. – Fuji

Katsuo and the others only sighed.

Maybe you guys should have waited until he was married?- Momo

Momo-sempai, what the hell? – Oishi

How the hell would that happen? I want to see it.- Niou

Here comes the grooms. – Marui

I can imagine them in a wedding dress. – Jirou

Since there are six of them, I guess we can suggest legal marriages.- Yanagi

Same sex marriage is not allowed here in japan,- kaidoh.

Do you guys have passports? – Katsuo

Atobe flew those guys almost halfway around the world. Why is the law stopping him now? - Shishido

You are right about that,- Atobe

NO way! Don't tell me you are flying us to Hokkaido? – Ryoma

Well not right now. We wait till our lover graduates high school.- Sanada

I think he should forget about coming back to Seigaku,- Momo

He should just transfer to Hyotei,.- Kikumaru

LOL Kangaroo boy! That is so mean! – Gakuto

I'm so happy that Ryoma has ran off into the hands of his lovers.- Kachirou

Kachirou, I will ensure that you die from running laps.- Ryoma

You are going to be so high maintenece.- Gakuto

Yes, he is.- Sanada

Ryoma is just like Keigo.- Yukimura

But I can afford myself.- Keigo

That's for sure.- Marui

When did Atobe become Ryoma's sugar daddy? – Sakuno

Are you still at Atobe's place, Ochibi.- Kikunaru

Why do you want to know? – shishido

Geez, so protective of your same captain – Mukahi

Please save me. – Ryoma

Such a casual cry for help. Like I said, we are going to watch the whole sex thing on video.- Oshitari

Feel free to come over at any time. Besides, you all get to spend more time with the brat.- Atobe

Aww man, that's lame! Why do we have to get involved in that brat's business? – Shishido.

Tezuka-buchou, say something,- Oishi

Now you are asking your buchou to speak? – Niou

He is just too shy.- Momo.

I think we should leave the chatroom.- Marui

Same here,- Akaya

You leave this chatroom and its 200 laps for you.- Sanada

Geez, that overgrown gorilla needs to calm down,- Akaya

Akaya,.., - Yukimura.

Gomen Gomen! – Akaya

Ryoma, if you need anything, feel free to tell me. – Oishi

Or me of course.- Oshitari

You both are such good mothers.- Jackal

Hey!- Kikumaru

Someone please come and give me a ride home or a plane ticket out of the country,- Ryoma

I can take you wherever you want to go.-Atobe

Heaven too,- Fuji

Oh cheer up echizen. At least you are well fed and protected.- Yahyuu

You can't treat him like a house pet! – momo

That would be very kinky indeed. I bet you Beat loves that brat to death.- Gakuto

Don't compare my dog to him.- Atobe

Ochibi! Please be all right.- Kikumaru

I think we make quite diligent boyfriends.- Yukimura

Doting too.- Sanada

Maybe he needs more time? – Ohtori

I think he has plenty of time to decide on love now, do you need a house? – Atobe

No, not yet.- Ryoma

You need to be a better gold digger than Atobe's former girlfriend.- Oshitari.

What's that supposed to mean? – Atobe

Were you forced to have sex with them, Echizen?- Shishido

No. I volunteered.- Ryoma

You WHAT? – Akaya

Are you serious? – Kaidoh

You lost your virginity in just a week? – Marui

Damn right,- Ryoma

Omg- Marui

He has guts.- Hiyoshi

I am awfully impressed. Looks like the demons really did a number on you last night. – Niou

He is our sex toy now.- Fuji

I am starting to get amused by what's going on here.- Katsuo

Ignore those sadists and masochists.- Ryoma

Don't be mean to them! – Oshitari

This is stupid! Why did I even admit my feelings for them?- Ryoma

How did you even get involved in this anyway? – Tomoka

I met them out in a street court and then I started confessing to them- Ryoma

You never admitted your true feelings until now after these last four months?- Shishido.

It's hard to admit how I feel about men,- Ryoma

Give me a break dude! You had an orgy last night and now you won't admit that you are an uke?- Marui

It's pretty cute.- Eiji

Want to see us naked?- Fuji

(Picture uploaded) – Sanada

Oh my god, you are all so sexy! – Oshitari

Like trying to hug a cat! – Jackal

So this is what you call cuddling?- Shishido

Yep.- Yukimura

Oh my god!- Gakuto

Ryoma's lovers will be on time magazine next year!- Momo

We are cute.- Sanada

Yeah but not before Ryoma leaves scratch marks on the bed.- Fuji

I give up! – Ryoma

Ahn, so the brat has no other ways to counter us?- Atobe

He definitely got owned.- Niou

Tough luck midget! – Gakuto

Good luck on your vacation Ryoma and the others –Kachirou

Pretty soon, you are going to be guiding Rikkaidai to victory next year – Sanada

NOOOOOOOO!- Kachirou

Hey! You can't take Kachirou away from me!- Ryoma

I think you owe all of us some burgers. – Fuji

No way! Why? - momo

Allow me to treat you guys to filet-o-fish burgers.- Atobe

Let us show you how comfortable Ryoma is when he is snuggled between me and Atobe.- Fuji

(Picture uploaded)

He is so cute!- Akaya

Just like snuggling a baby,- Marui

You guys were really good fathers to him- Oishi

Please stop showing them that.- Ryoma

We will see you at the mansion.-Oshitari

We look forward to questioning you about last night- Momo

Don't get into too much trouble.- Oishi

He won't ,- Atobe

Mada Mada Dane.- Ryoma.

The group convo ended and Ryoma was finishing up breakfast with his lovers at his side. 'Seriously guys. Did you really have to show my naked body to those regulars?"

"Aww come on Ryo-baby! I think its super cute." Said Yukimura

"You are too stubborn so we had to smother you with hugs and kisses." Said Tezuka

"You are molesting me." Replied Ryoma

All of them looked at each other and smiled

"We are not molesters. We are simply finding you too cute. Besides you might be a brat, but you are our brat." Said Sanada.

Ryoma sighed at them without uttering another word. "This is why I really hate my sempais for ditching me like this," he thought to himself as he headed back upstairs to gather his things for their vacation to Hokkaido.

"Looks like he won't be leaving us for a while, right Gen?" said Yukimura.

"nope, he will be forced to do whatever we tell him to do," replied Genichiro.

"I have plenty of time to take photos of him naked on the beach." Said Fuji.

I will call Sengoku to let all the ladies have some fun with him." Added Tezuka.

"Leave the Yamabuki ladies' man out of this!" shouted Ryoma from upstairs.

Tarundoru! A boy must accept love even when fully clothed or naked!" shouted Genichirou

"Masochist!"

"Stubborn brat!" said Tezuka.

"Ahn, so the little brat does have a soft side for the girls." Smiled Atobe.

Soon, Sebastian arrived and said,"Master Atobe. The regulars from Hyotei, Seigaku, and Rikkaidai have arrived. Shall I let them in?"

"We will be there shortly. Thank you Sebastian." Said Atobe.

At that moment, Ryoma could feel his body cringing with fear. Why did his lovers invite the whole team to the mansion? Looks like our prodigy will not be lucky this time.

Author's Notes: Poor Echizen. His scandal continues to spread like wildfire. I guess he doesn't know what to say to his sempais now. This chapter was too hilarious to write and let me tell you, Ryoma is walking into another trap. How will he react now with the entire team? Find out next time. This is a remake of the 3am blues and credit goes to the Thai Tea Addict again. Read and review.