Hey.
So..sorry. So sorry. Life came up. Yeah…btw Life is my annoying neighbor that likes to come over every morning at 5:30 and shake my shoulder saying, "YOU HAVE TO GET UP FOR THE DAY! YAY! OH BTW ITS FREEZING IN YOUR ROOM!" then Life likes to drag me all over to house cleaning things and going to school and work and activities and crap and people I don't even know and then when I try to go to sleep Life is like, "LET ME SHARE YOUR BED!" and then, just as I fall asleep Life whispers, "remember that stalker movie you watched five years ago? Yeah. Think on that. Oh yeah, you have a billion tests tomorrow you forgot about. No, I had no inclination to tell you til now…sleep well. I'm sure stalkers don't actually do that. Shhhhhh". Yeah. Life is the worst neighbor EVER. HE NEVER GOES HOME!
Warning: ONE bad word. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to make Loki quote himself from the movie 'Thor' XD yay.
Disclaimer: don't own them, I just like to pretend to.
"So, speaking of crushes," Natasha said, trying to lead the conversation away from herself, "I know who our dear Janie likes." Natasha grinned mischievously as she stopped at her locker.
"No way! You have a crush?!" Darcy exclaimed, whipping around to face Jane who had turned bright red.
"No," Jane whined, "Natasha's lying. She just doesn't want to talk about Clint."
"I'm not lying, you dork! You're totally crushing on that football player Thor!" Natasha exclaimed as she kicked her locker shut.
"Not even!" Darcy cried out, dramatically covering her face with her hands and moaning as if in pain, "I've warned you and warned you, Janie-girl: those hunks of meat are brainless! Thor would stand with his mouth open and drooling if you ever even tried talking to him!" By this time Darcy was shouting at them down the hall from her classroom door and Jane had grabbed Natasha's elbow and was dragging her away with her head down as fast as the crowds would allow.
"Oh my god," Jane moaned, "That was embarrassing."
Natasha laughed and flicked her ponytail behind her, "I'm sorry, darlin', it had to be done."
"But in the halls?" Jane asked. She was tomato red as she raced towards her class.
Natasha, oblivious Jane's obvious distress, just continued laughing and walking towards her classroom, "Just be prepared for a lecture for Darcy at lunch, deary!"
Jane couldn't help but moan.
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"You're pathetic, Tony," Pepper frowned down at the boy sprawled out on the couch in his room.
"Smrhfgsbajdsndfr," he groaned.
"I'm not staying here," Pepper continued as if in answer. She had had Happy, Tony's chauffer, stop by her house so she could change, pack an extra pair of clothes – in case either of the inebriated boys puked on her – and tell her parents she was staying at Tony's for the remained of the night – or was it morning?
"Bdjwdkfjheanddowojgjjjdasdkj aaaaaghhhh," Tony mumbled in the couch again.
"I called Bruce and told him to come over around ten. You should probably pull yourself together before then. I called Rhodes' parents and told them he was staying over here for the day, so he's covered," Pepper listed as she straightened her skirt and fixed her hair.
"MNuazjdjpeeppeeridodnrwandro ," Tony groaned.
"That's not even a complete sentence," Pepper rolled her eyes as she walked out of the room.
Once Tony heard the door slam he rolled over and stated spitefully, "It didn't have to be."
"STOP SLAMMING DOORS!" a very hung-over Rhodes shouted at the wall from his resting place on the floor.
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Well that was stupid, Loki thought as he sat on a swing. He didn't really want to go back to the house…but he was actually getting a little chilly here without a coat. He could go over to Mikel's apartment…but that was too far to walk. He didn't even have his phone on him.
For the love of all things holy…
He was going to have to go back to the house.
Damn.
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How did that even happen? Steve had gotten Layla – Peggy – back to her house at the promised time, had a good time, and got home in one piece. No one had died. They hadn't crashed. The movie was hilarious. She said she had had a good time. He was alive!
Now Steve was sitting in his room sketching the theater down to the very last detail, trying to relax his mind. That was amazing. After telling is parents about the…date…het had quickly retreated to his room, trying to avoid his brothers and their catcalls as his face burned bright red.
QUICK A/N I gave him a bunch of brothers. Suck it up. My story. I do what I want. haHA!
"Our little Stevie is growing up," James cooed from his bedroom door. Jacky, his identical twin, made kissing noises and snickered as Steve chucked his pillow at the door.
"Now is that any way to treat your older brothers?" James asked, feigning offense.
"We are the only older brothers you will ever have!" Jacky added as they came in and sat on either side of Steve.
"Get out of here, guys," Steve said as he carefully gathered his pencil and notebook and put them on his nightstand.
"Ouch," Jacky hissed.
"The cold shoulder," James said.
"I don't like that shoulder, James!" Jacky continued.
"Let's leave and spite this peasant!" James exclaimed with a sniff and proud lift of his chin.
"Let's!" Jacky agreed. The two hooked arms and marched dramatically from the room, heads held high.
"Dorks," Steve said as he watched the two theater freaks leave his room.
"We heard that, dearest brother," Jacky said as he and James popped their heads through the doorway. "Sic him, Lucas," he said as he pushed Lucas, their youngest brother, into the room with a chocolate bar in his hand.
"Suuuuuuugar," James called from the hallway.
"Why is he even awake?!" Steve yelled out the door as he tried the pick the hyperactive boy up and physically take him out of his room.
This was going to be a long night after all.
Lol. I don't like this chapter. There wasn't any Loki angst because I don't know what I'm doing with him yet, though Steve's brothers do amuse me. Seriously though, bros, what should I do? I know but I don't, you know? I'm unsure in my path. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!
I Know Love Hurts 2010: I know. That girl has the worst luck in the world. Who goes to a party and witnesses someone jumping out a window? Luckily Loki knows how to fix himself otherwise that could have been permanent damage!
JoMiSm: I'm not even mad, bro. The dealio is that since I have limited time in the first place I don't really get the chance to double check things so yeah. Take it as it comes, bro, that's all I have to say.
Guest: you amuse me. That is all.
Thr3n0dy: Don't quit! Only losers quit! I didn't actually quit…I was bluffing. You didn't even know, bro, you didn't even know! I'm glad you like the story!
Thanks for commenting everyone!
Phantom, out!
