Chapter 8: The ice-shaman cometh
"Yoh, wake up, it's snowing. Something's severely fucked up." said Anna. "Huh, whaa?" muttered Yoh drowsily. "Snow! What the fuck?" said Yoh suddenly, haven been woken up further by the cold. "Go check it out." ordered Anna. Yoh pulled on a shirt and a sweatshirt. "Didn't think I'd need this thing." commented Yoh. He ran outside to find someone waiting for him.
"Horo Horo, what the fuck are you doing here?" "Same reason Ren attacked, baka." said Horo Horo in a voice unlike his own. The snow fell harder as the two shamans drew their weapons. "Just to prove how weak and stupid you are, I'm not even going to use a spirit against you." said Horo Horo. "Sure, I may be a little dim, but I'm not weak!" yelled Yoh. "INTEGRATE AMIDAMARU!" said Yoh, who was brandishing two more poles as if they were swords. Horo Horo held out his snowboard like a broadsword.
[play CKY: genesis 12a]
Horo Horo attacked first. He conjured a spike made of ice and threw it like a shuriken. Yoh deflected with ease and charged Horo Horo with a two-pole slash. Yoh missed and Horo Horo knocked him upside the head with his board. He then launched another ice spike at Yoh. Yoh dropped from his sitting position to dodge the ice. It missed his head, but his headphones flew off when he dropped and were pinned to the tree by the spike. "Thanks Horo Horo, now my ears will freeze without those." "Silence! DIE!!!!!" yelled Horo Horo as he hit Yoh with the snowboard. "Wait, you expect to kill me with a snowboard?" said Yoh from the ground. "No, I knock you to the ground and freeze you." With that, Horo Horo whacked Yoh with the board and sent him flying clear across the camp. Just then, Tai was drowsily making his way back from the bathroom, oblivious to the snow. "Tai! Get Horo Horo!!" "OK. Integrate Kenshin!" "You again!!!" "Uh, hi." The snow fell even harder.
"All in the same camp. Now I will take Kenshin." said Horo Horo. "Whatta load of shit!" said Tai. "Don't talk to me like that!! Now DIE BATTOSAI!!!!" yelled Horo Horo as he threw more ice at Tai. Tai grabbed the umbrella and spun it. The spinning action blocked all eight ice shurikans. Tai dropped the umbrella and picked up a larger pole. Immediately, Horo Horo swung for Tai. Tai blocked and attacked low, which Horo Horo jumped over with ease. Tai finally muttered "No shame in retreat. YOH! RUN!"
Horo Horo gave chase, paving a road of ice on which he boarded after Yoh and Tai. Why they chose to run downhill is beyond me. "Hey, why are you running from that dumbass? Why not from me when I was possesed?" said Ren, holding, yep you guessed it, a glass of milk. "Because you can't freeze us!" said Yoh. "And because the author said so." added Tai. "You've got a point Tai" said Yoh, dodging an icecicle.
After about five minutes, (genesis 12a loops since it's instrumental) Yoh and Tai finally got the sense and whacked Horo Horo over the head with their poles, sending him to the ground. "I guess you could say he's...out cold. Haha get it cold?" "Shut up Tai, that's not very funny. Bad timing." said Yoh. "I'll take the big dumbass." said Ren, still holding his glass of milk. [end: genesis 12a]
"OK, let's try to avoid more fights." said Tai, clearly freezing his ass off. "OK, that's fine. I'm going to bed. I'll see you in...four hours at breakfast. 8:00 am." "See ya." said Tai as he walked back to his cabin, followed by Kenshin. "Come on, lets go." "Hai, Yoh-dono."
"Who was it?" asked Anna. "It was only Horo Horo. He was possesed." "OK." "I should have known it was Horo Horo. Snowing in June." said Yoh as he climbed back in the bunk with Anna.
He woke up a half hour later in a cold sweat. "It's Hao. He's behind this." "WHAT?" said Anna. "Go back to sleep now. Tell Manta in the morning."
"SHIT! All my attempts failed. I'll try again when Tai and Yoh are separated." said Hao. "Then I will succeed. I will try again in a month's time. For now, I'm leaving Yoh alone." (insert maniacal laughter here).
OK, no more Hao. Still action, just no Hao. No Hao means end is in sight!!! To find out about all the bands who's music I post in cues, go to: entertainment.msn.com To find out about today's band, click on the music link on the home page and enter a search for: CKY.
"Yoh, wake up, it's snowing. Something's severely fucked up." said Anna. "Huh, whaa?" muttered Yoh drowsily. "Snow! What the fuck?" said Yoh suddenly, haven been woken up further by the cold. "Go check it out." ordered Anna. Yoh pulled on a shirt and a sweatshirt. "Didn't think I'd need this thing." commented Yoh. He ran outside to find someone waiting for him.
"Horo Horo, what the fuck are you doing here?" "Same reason Ren attacked, baka." said Horo Horo in a voice unlike his own. The snow fell harder as the two shamans drew their weapons. "Just to prove how weak and stupid you are, I'm not even going to use a spirit against you." said Horo Horo. "Sure, I may be a little dim, but I'm not weak!" yelled Yoh. "INTEGRATE AMIDAMARU!" said Yoh, who was brandishing two more poles as if they were swords. Horo Horo held out his snowboard like a broadsword.
[play CKY: genesis 12a]
Horo Horo attacked first. He conjured a spike made of ice and threw it like a shuriken. Yoh deflected with ease and charged Horo Horo with a two-pole slash. Yoh missed and Horo Horo knocked him upside the head with his board. He then launched another ice spike at Yoh. Yoh dropped from his sitting position to dodge the ice. It missed his head, but his headphones flew off when he dropped and were pinned to the tree by the spike. "Thanks Horo Horo, now my ears will freeze without those." "Silence! DIE!!!!!" yelled Horo Horo as he hit Yoh with the snowboard. "Wait, you expect to kill me with a snowboard?" said Yoh from the ground. "No, I knock you to the ground and freeze you." With that, Horo Horo whacked Yoh with the board and sent him flying clear across the camp. Just then, Tai was drowsily making his way back from the bathroom, oblivious to the snow. "Tai! Get Horo Horo!!" "OK. Integrate Kenshin!" "You again!!!" "Uh, hi." The snow fell even harder.
"All in the same camp. Now I will take Kenshin." said Horo Horo. "Whatta load of shit!" said Tai. "Don't talk to me like that!! Now DIE BATTOSAI!!!!" yelled Horo Horo as he threw more ice at Tai. Tai grabbed the umbrella and spun it. The spinning action blocked all eight ice shurikans. Tai dropped the umbrella and picked up a larger pole. Immediately, Horo Horo swung for Tai. Tai blocked and attacked low, which Horo Horo jumped over with ease. Tai finally muttered "No shame in retreat. YOH! RUN!"
Horo Horo gave chase, paving a road of ice on which he boarded after Yoh and Tai. Why they chose to run downhill is beyond me. "Hey, why are you running from that dumbass? Why not from me when I was possesed?" said Ren, holding, yep you guessed it, a glass of milk. "Because you can't freeze us!" said Yoh. "And because the author said so." added Tai. "You've got a point Tai" said Yoh, dodging an icecicle.
After about five minutes, (genesis 12a loops since it's instrumental) Yoh and Tai finally got the sense and whacked Horo Horo over the head with their poles, sending him to the ground. "I guess you could say he's...out cold. Haha get it cold?" "Shut up Tai, that's not very funny. Bad timing." said Yoh. "I'll take the big dumbass." said Ren, still holding his glass of milk. [end: genesis 12a]
"OK, let's try to avoid more fights." said Tai, clearly freezing his ass off. "OK, that's fine. I'm going to bed. I'll see you in...four hours at breakfast. 8:00 am." "See ya." said Tai as he walked back to his cabin, followed by Kenshin. "Come on, lets go." "Hai, Yoh-dono."
"Who was it?" asked Anna. "It was only Horo Horo. He was possesed." "OK." "I should have known it was Horo Horo. Snowing in June." said Yoh as he climbed back in the bunk with Anna.
He woke up a half hour later in a cold sweat. "It's Hao. He's behind this." "WHAT?" said Anna. "Go back to sleep now. Tell Manta in the morning."
"SHIT! All my attempts failed. I'll try again when Tai and Yoh are separated." said Hao. "Then I will succeed. I will try again in a month's time. For now, I'm leaving Yoh alone." (insert maniacal laughter here).
OK, no more Hao. Still action, just no Hao. No Hao means end is in sight!!! To find out about all the bands who's music I post in cues, go to: entertainment.msn.com To find out about today's band, click on the music link on the home page and enter a search for: CKY.
