Disclaimer: I still don't own Mario.

Mario fell from the sky and landed next to a pink Bomb-Omb. "WHO ARE YOU!?" Mario asked. "A very gay Bomb-Omb we fight for freedom and our hippy rights, and you are?" It asked. "It's a' me, Mario!" Mario screamed in a recorded voice like in those fan made flash movies. "Well, us Gay pink Bomb-Ombs need to be liberated from the evil King Straight Bomb-Omb!" The Bomb-Omb buddy yelled. Mario knew what he had to do...he then shot the pink Bomb-Omb with a revolver and it exploded.. "MAMA MIA!" He yelled. A bubble came down from the top of the mountain. "MAMA FER!" Mario screamed and shook his fist up to the guy that shot it. It was King Straight Bomb-Omb with his evil curly mustache. Mario ran up the mountain and stood behind KSBO. "Hmph! I AM THE KING OF KABOOMS! YOU MUST BE HERE FIGHTING FOR THE GAY BOMB-OMBS! TIME TO END THE RESISTANCE MARIO!" KSBO screamed and threw mini Bomb-Omb's like in SM64 DS. Mario took out his revolver and shoot KSBO right in the eye. "AHHHHHHH! MY EYE! BASTARD!" KSBO yelled. Mario shot the other eye and nasty yellow goo dripped out along with the eye. KSBO blew up and dropped a star. "INVINCABLE!" Mario yelled and grabbed it. "Hey! I'm not indestructable...!" Then he got a sudden urge to give the player the middle finger. "HERE WE GOOOOO!" Mario blurted out and warped back to the castle.

7 more stars later Mario ran to Bowser's door an opened it. There was a hentai picture of Peach dildoing herself on the portrait down the hall from him. "OH MY GOD!" Mario yelled and ran to it. When he got right infront of it it turned into Bowser jacking off. "YUCK!" Mario yelled in disgust and threw up in his mouth. Then the floor opened up and he fell into it. "BWHAHAHA! YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP LIKE I KNEW YOU WOULD! I HOPE YOU LIKED MY PICTURE MARIO! WATCH YOUR STEP 'ASSHOLE' ONE WRONG STEP WILL SEND YOU DEEP INTO MY DARK WORLD! BWAHAHA!" Bowser laughed. Mario ran forwarded three steps and the pipe that lead to Bowser's room was right there. He jumped down it and landed in Bowser's arena. "BWHAHAHA! TOUGH LUCK MARIO! PRINCESS TOADSTOOL ISN'T HERE! SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW FAT ASS! I'LL TOAST YOU WITH MY FIRE BREATH!" Bowser called and shot fire into the air. Mario ran around and grabbed Bowser's tail then swung him around in a circle. Bowser took out a SMG and shot Mario with automatic Bullet Bills. Mario's hat went flying in a white background and the song from Titanic started playing in the background. Mario appeared on the screen drenched with blood and one of his eyes was missing. "GAME OVER!" He said and died.

GAME OVER

That night Bowser fed Peach right infront of Luigi in their bed. "THE HORROR! THE HORROR!" Luigi yelled, just then Bowser farted and it killed Luigi.