SEED: The Blooper Files
Aptly called "Too Much Suck Will Kill You", because Kira's apparently a dumbass and can't calculate right – so is Rau. You'll see.
Pre-Bloopers
Vengeful Moon: Welcome back. I suppose you had a funtime waiting for this one. Well wait no longer, because the madness WILL CONTINUE. BWAHAHA!
Takeshi: …Dude, you're scaring me.
Vengeful Moon: Anyways, as usual, here's the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: Vengeful Moon Productions does not own Gundam SEED or its sequel. It belongs to (redacted) Fukuda.
Twilight: …Unbelievable. He named a company after himself.
Testament: Narcissist.
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Kira's Final Blow to Rau, Take 1
Kira: This world is still worth protecting!
(Kira tries to drive the saber through Providence's gut as per requirement for the scene, but accidentally kicks the thrusters to full blast, sending him off course)
Kira: SOMEONE HELP ME STOP THIS THING!
(Rau looks on, in utter disgust.)
Rau: …My god, it's as bad as I thought it'd be. Fukuda better realize he's making a mistake…
Vengeful Moon: CUT!
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Kira's Final Blow to Rau, Take 2
Kira: This world is still worth protecting!
(Kira tries again, and this time, pulling a Shinn, misses by thousands and thousands of feet. Right at that very moment, Genesis fires on them.)
Rau and Kira: …We're (redacted).
(The two end up dead in the blast)
Lacus, Athrun, Cagalli: …You idiots.
Vengeful Moon: (facepalm) Cut.
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(Many more failures happen, like the Genesis firing before Kira gets out of range, Rau messing up and shooting himself with a DRAGOON by accident, etc. Make your imagination work.)
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And now we are at…
Kira's Final Blow to Rau, Take 61
Kira: This world is still worth prote—
Rau: …Dude. I give up. I quit. I can't take anymore of your screwups, I've hit myself in the head too many times, and this whole thing is driving me crazy.
Kira: Blame the director, damnit. He's the one who wants the perfect shot and all.
Rau: I got a better idea. Instead of fighting like this, why don't we just go beat on HIM instead?
Kira: Agreed. Then we can just go for some sodas…or something. I dunno.
Vengeful Moon: (gulp)
(Vengeful Moon runs the (redacted) away from two crazed pilots who have had enough of his perfectionist ways)
Athrun: I guess, in a way, that that was divine retribution getting ready to bite him in the (redacted).
Cagalli: Quote for the (redacted) truth.
Lacus: Indeed.
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Lesson learned…you don't (redacted) with pissed off actors who have had enough of your (redacted).
