Book 1: The Peak

Chapter 8: Mail Men

5 days have passed and Pat and Zach's small home is fillied with a desk with a computer, a small room with a few weapons and a few couchs and everything. "So any work from our new boss?" asks Zach. "Nothing yet" sighs Pat "So far I am just setting up this computer to give us some good info on the city. We can upgrade more in time." The phone rings and Pat see's its Martian. He picks up. "Hello?" "Ah hello Patrick. Glad to see you answer'd right away, very classy. Now anyway, there is a small package that was delivery mistake that I need you to settle. This letter got sent to the wrong address and I need to you bring it back to me. The address is being texted to you now. The letter envelope will be have my name. Deliver it to me and you will be awarded. Does that seem fair?" Pat looks at Zach. "I guess so. Won't whoever owns the house we are going to would want to know why we are at his mailbox?" "Just stay clear of him. Make sure you do this QUIETLY. Text me when you got the letter." Martian hangs up. Pat looks at Zach again. "Why are you looking at me? Whats our first mission?" "Get a pistol, lets go."

Pat and Zach are seen driving towards the beach. Zach looks around in amazement while Pat looks glued to the streets. "Dude this beach is awesome! So many hot chicks!" "Yeah man, can't worry about that now." "Maybe you can't. I wanna find a chick and do things that you only see on porn sites." Pat laughs "Zach you are a fucking freak. We can worry about chicks later we got a mission." "Sure yeah yeah. So we are getting a simple letter?" Pat see's the house. "Looks like it. Lets park a little far from there." Pat parks the car a few houses away from the home. Pat looks around and Zach looks "Lets just go and steal it!" "Dude are you stupid? We gotta be stealthy!" "No, we gotta go in all hot and heavy!" Pat then shushes Zach as he sees the owner of the house walk out. "Ok there he is." Zach see's him. "Looks like a guy that just got out of the army." The man had a buzzed head, looked in his mid 30's and had a douche look on his face. "He has this douche look on his face." Says Zach. As I said...We gotta get in there so he doesn't catch us. Pat watches the man get in his car and drive off. "Lets wait another minute so he gets far away enough for us to go and get the letter. The 2 wait another minute and the man drives away. Pat and Zach get out of the car and walk to the man's house.

Pat and Zach walk to the man's house and mailbox and open it. "Oh shit..." "Pat...what does this mean?" The mailbox is empty. "It means we got to go into the guys house..." Zach smiles "Ok lets break down the door!" "Shush dumbass! No we gotta sneak in so he doesn't notice us." Pat and Zach make their way to the back of his house and find a door. "I am telling you man lets just bust the door down and get it over with." Pat gets out a small screwdriver. "No dude, gotta be as sneaky as possible. If we are caught we will be in deep shit." Pat manages to get the door unlocked and they walk inside. They are in the laundry room and try and find the door to another room. "Who has a laundry room to the back of the house?" Asks Zach. "Hell if I know."

Pat and Zach make it to another room and see's it's pretty dark. "Looks like the guys office room or whatever. Find the envelope to Martian and we can leave" Zach nods and looks around. Pat looks through a few piles of papers and finds nothing. Zach opens a few drawers and sees a few letters. "Dude I think I found it but I can't see. I'm turning on a light." "Ok but hurry." Zach turns on the light "dude I found it! I found the..." Zach and pat look around and see pictures of the man in am army uniform and a bunch of awards. "Shit..." Says Zach. "Zach lets go we got the letter." All of a sudden the hear towards the front of the house a car door closes. "It's the army guy! Let's leave!" Zach turns off the light and they try to sneak out. But all of a sudden the man yells out loud "I smell intruders! Get the fuck over here!" Zach and Pat are seen hiding. "Is he talking to us or are there other intruders here?" Asks Zach. "Sometimes I hate your dumb questions." Says Pat. "Let's try to sneak out. "Bu...I wanna fight.."

Pat flicks Zach's head and they both sneak to the back and successfully get out. "Let's get to the car man." Says Pat. They run to Pats car and the man is behind them with a shot gun "GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!" Pat starts the car and drives away. "That seemed easy." Said Pat "ok let me call Martian, Zach make sure he doesn't follow us!" "So..I get the shoot?" Pat sighs "if you have to." Zach giggles and gives a thumbs up. Pat calls Martian "hello? This is Mr. Madrazo." "Um, sir. We got the letter but you failed to mention were stealing it from an EX-MILITARY MAN." "...Yes it seems I forgot to say that. Hope that doesn't give you a problem?" Pat sighs "what no, I'm just driving for my life while my friend is shooting down the guy chasing us!" Martian sips his drink "seems like a problem. Well get off his tail and bring the letter to me. I just texted you my address." Pat swerves as Zach shoots the mans car. "Wait Martian...if worse comes to worse should we..kill him?" "Do whatever you can to get the letter here. Good luck son." Martian hangs up.

"UGH" Pat turns again dodging bullet fire from the mans car. "Pat I need the word. Kill or not?" Pat thinks and tries to concentrate on the road. Do I just let Zach kill the guy? I think I have a better idea. Pat then makes another turn and starts dialing. "Dude what are you doing?" "Calling the police." "ARE YOU OUT OF yOUR MIND!?" "Just keep shooting!" Zach continues to shoot and Pat calls 911. "Hello this is the Los Santos Police Station what is your emergency?" Pat then points the phone to the gunshots. "Is that gun shots!? Hello?" Pat hangs up. "Hang on dude!" Pat swerves again and Parks in an ally. The man parks outside the ally and gets out. "You fuckers better show yourselves." Pat and Zach hide behind Pats car. "Pat what do we do?" "Stay quiet."

All of a sudden the police park behind the man and show their guns. "Drop your weapons sir!" The man turns around and the police look shocked. "Mr. brakes? Sir you need to put the gun down now." The man pulls the gun on the police men "You shit heads are not going to get me! I was robbed!" "Taze him!" Another officer takes out a stun gun and hits the man. He falls on the ground and the police take him and drive off. Pat and Zach stand up and Zach is shocked. "What..the fuck..happened!?" Pat opens his car door and they drive to Martians house. "While we were looking at his army stuff I saw a letter on his desk about being kicked out of the army for being crazy. So I just took a hunch he was recognized by the police." "You are one crazy bastard." They stop their car at Martians house and Martian is seen standing at his front door. "Thank you my friends. This was a very important letter that needed to be givin to me." "That was so fucking awesome when is our next mission!?" Asked Zach. "I will call your friend again soon." As Martian was walking to his door Pat stopped him.

"Listen, I know this is the part where we do not ask question but since I almost got myself killed I gotta ask, What is on the letter?" Martian looks at the letter and back at Pat. "I will be honest." He said. "Even I don't know whats in here. But I promise you in time, I will tell you. Your money will be sent to you. Enjoy your day." Martian walks into his house and Pat's phone rings alerting him money was put into his phone."So what was that all about?" says Zach. "I have no idea...But I got my money.." Zach see's Pat's phone. "Lots of doe man! Lets go to a crazy restaurant!" Pat and Zach get int Pats car and drives off. Martian is in his house and sits down. Theres 2 other men standing near him. "Ok, lets see." Martian says as he opens the letter. He looks at it carefully and gives it to another man. It's revealed to be the suit man. "This is good. Glad you got this off of Brakes hands before he could read it." says the suit man. He hands it to another man. He is in his 20's and has assassin gear on. "Listen." says the suit man. "Study this list. Follow these people around and do what you have to do." The other man looks at the list and then looks at the suit man. "Yes sir." He says then walks out.

"This seems like a very dangerous game we are playing. Are you sure those men are not working for me?" asks Martian. "Of course not. The people on that list are just in my bosses way. And we need every distraction cut off." The suit man picks up his phone. "Sir? The letter was acquired. Phase 2 is complete."/p