I had to right this song right after I heard the shocking (or not so shocking?) news about Dumbie, and I think it turned out OK. I'm still having a hard time believing it, though. (Those of you who don't know what I'm talking about- J.K. Rowling outed Dumbledore. Yep, he's gay). Anyway, now I can't stop looking back at all those times he was alone in his office with Harry and wonder... what's wrong with this picture? I'm just saying, it's a bit disturbing.
So, I dedicate this song to the most beloved old smart and gay man in the world (Yes, I know he's not real)- Albus Dumbledore. Show him you still love him, by singing along to the tune of "Don't Stop Me Now", by Queen. Enjoy!
Dumbledore's Song
Since I've been a little boy, I have always
Been so wise... ha ha ha
And they all wondered to themselves, "how,
This bearded kid-" (yes, I had a beard) "-can
Know everything… know every-"
'Cause I'm really the smartest, sharpest and wisest!
And as I grew up, everybody said I'm a genius
The things that I guessed were always true
Since my childhood was a little rough,
(Remember my sister?)
I had to go…oh, oh… and shine at school!
And show them who I was, yeah,
Many years passed, and still they know that I'm not a fool,
My brains and knowledge always rule
I'm gonna make a super-smart-ass man out of you!
(Knows everything)
Whenever there is trouble, I know what to do
(Knows everything)
I'm not afraid of Riddle, I say- Voldemort who?
(Knows everything)
I'm really the smartest
(Knows everything)
Yes, I'm really the wisest, probably more than you!
I have always known things that others don't, for example-
Snape cared for Lily, so he's on our side
And I told him that, if it comes to this- he should murder me
And that is how, how, how, how, how I died!
I fell into the night, yeah
Well what can be told, I was old, and I enjoyed the ride
I have no other things to hide,
Oh, wait a second, actually there's one little thing-
(He knows it, he knows it, he knows it)
Hey hey hey!
(He knows it, he knows it)
Ooh ooh ooh!
(He knows it, he knows it)
I'm the smartest, sharpest…
(He knows it, he knows it)
Ohhhhh….
(Dumbie plays guitar…)
Ohh… one thing's left to say, yeah
A secret I kept, I hope it doesn't drive you far away,
I really hope that it's OK,
Because, you see, I'm totally and utterly GAY!
(Knows everything)
It started many years ago, on one peaceful night
(Knows everything)
When I met pretty Grindelwald, he showed me the light!
(Knows everything)
I'm sorry, Minerva
(Knows everything)
Yes, I'm sorry Minerva, let's just say you're not my type!
La la la la la…
