Emma was on a sugar rush (much as she always is) and we were sleeping over at 1 o'clock watching Pirates of the carribean, and laughing so hard it was scary, she came up with an accent which is this dude talking like a drunken steriotypical texan accent and 'he' was talking with words like 'Dem' 'Dat' 'Does' you get the picture, so that Is where glorfindel's cheeseburger talk originates from... you'll see later... but for that part we made the computer talk like that XDD Well, I'm assuring the cheeseburger was her idea, and we were hyper and crying of laughter so... and she came up with Gandalf and Buddies a long time ago.
Yup.
This was at first only going to be around 3 lines but, well, hyper Emma and Uma said otherwise...
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ACT 8
Location: A random bar.
In the bar are some mountain trolls and Gandalf and a disco ball and a DJ
Gandalf (DERPILY): Come on BUDdies! Let's party! Dance party!
Gandalf gets up and starts dancing like a crazy person. The mountain trolls get up and dance with him. Dance party!
NARRATOR SAURON says (looking creeped out) "Erm, I think we should probably move on..."
Gandalf says "YO SAURON buddie! Come dance with us!"
NARRATOR SAURON says "He's so sleep deprived and crazy he doesn't even notice that I'm Sauron the DARK LORD. I don't just party with that old man and some noxious smelling mountain trolls, I am sophisticated and smart!"
Gandalf says (swinging on a chandelier) "WEEEEEEEE!"
NARRATOR SAURON says "We are so moving on! Plus Gandalf, you have to remember your lines! Welp, there goes another act to the dogs. Or Wargs, which ever are handy. You know, I bet I could just feed it to the Orcs. They like man flesh but it'll do. Great! Now I'm rambling on! Oh well, it's what I'm paid to do."
DJ says "LOL we're not paid!"
The DJ spins some tables and everyone cheers
NARRATOR SAURON says (like 'oh well') "Now the secret is out! The warg is out of the bag! WARGS CAME UP AGAIN. Why?"
Mountain Troll says (unintelligible) "Glargledloos Snarfin Blarggh!" (or something along those lines)
NARRATOR SAURON says "That's worse than the japanese! You know what, I would change the act to somebody more sane, but I'm afraid Ara and friends are absolutely INsane, you wouldn't get a break with Éowyn and Arwen, Merry Pip and Treebeard take too long, nobody wants more unintelligible japanese, so maybe Frodo? Eh, nah. Maybe we'll have new characters coming up... maybe? Um, curtains... curtains? CURTAINS?! THAT'S YOUR CUE EFFECT GUY GLORFINDEL."
You hear a random guy from backstage
Glorfindel effect guy says (with a stupid accent) "Oh just, oh yeah, sorry... I just let ma' cheeseburger fall on da ground... it got all mushy and stuffs... ma poor cheezeburger all lonely under ma' desk. I got so hungra' I just could eat a whole warg..."
He mumbles off into the distance, sniffing occasionally
NARRATOR SAURON says "I DON'T NEED NO MORE WARG TALK. JUST CLOSE THE CURTAINS, PLEASE!"
Everyone stops partying and looks at NARRATOR SAURON. They gasp and a muttering of 'He said please!' and random troll talk goes around.
NARRATOR SAURON says "NOOOOO! I SAID PLEAASSEE!"
Curtains close
I'm sorry for discracing the name of LotR to this... thing. Oh well
So, I suppose the cast should be noted (so far). Here:
NARRATOR SAURON
ARAGORN
LEGOLAS
GIMLI
MERRY
PIP
TREEBEARD
SAM
FRODO
GOLLUM
ARWEN
EOWYN
FARAMIR
ELROND
ERESTOR
GANDALF
MOUNTAIN TROLLS?
GLORFINDEL EFFECT GUY...?
