I do not own any of the Twilight characters.
I wish I did, but I only own Evelyn and other miscellaneous characters, so that's good enough for me. :)
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The Talk
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Hey Mom, Hey Dad!
Yeah, I know that I haven't sent you guys an email for a few weeks now, and I am sorry about that, I just have not had the time to actually just sit down and write to you guys (by writing I mean typing). So, no mamá nothing bad has happened to me; I wasn't abducted by aliens, run over by a car (even though I was almost hit by one, but then I yelled at the driver and he paid me like around $200 so that I wouldn't snitch on him with the cops because he was a little intoxicated), I wasn't kidnapped (is that the same as an abduction?), Kim and I did not get into a fight (it wasn't really a huge fight, but we made up already so all is good), I wasn't raped, etc. etc.
School has been alright, I have been doing excellent as usual, and nothing that big has happened at La Push.
Well, except for one thing.
You guys ready for this?
Drum Roll Please!
Da Da Da Da Dum…….
I have a boyfriend!!!!!
A legit BOYFRIEND!!!!
And it is not just a boy that's a friend, I mean a real boyfriend whom I can send kissy face text messages!
Can You Guys Believe It???
OMG, mom, dad, I am so happy! My BOYFRIEND is amazing. He is the sweetest guy I have ever ever ever known. He can be annoying as hell sometimes, but that is what makes me love him more. And yes, you read correctly. I AM IN LOVE WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Shoot, I would shout it out to the whole freaking world if I could! I want to world to know how much I love the guy!
No worries, he is not a stranger. You guys actually know him.
Wanna guess who it is???
------Evelyn :)
Evey,
Honey! How dare you leave us hanging like that (more importantly, myself because you know how much I hate to guess)?
First of all, you are forgiven about not being able to e-mail us, since it is a first for you, but do not let it happen again. I seriously though that you were abducted at some point by aliens (hence why you should never worry a mother).
So you have a boyfriend now?
Were you pressured into having one because Kimberly has one?
Do not say that (or type) that you love the boy, you're too young, you do not even know the meaning of love yet.
Is he at least respectful???
Have you had sex (if so, may Jesus protect you because I swear I will beat you)?
Is it Jacob? I like Billy's boy, he is really sweet.
---Mom
Evey,
I don't care who the boy is as long as he is respectful and is not at my house.
And that you are not pregnant.
---Dad
Mom,
EW! Jake is just a friend.
That is all.
Besides he has a girlfriend of his own. Anyways, my boyfriend is Embry Call.
Do you remember him?
---Evey
Evey,
Him?
Why him?
---Mom
Mom,
Geez, you make it sound like you are disappointed.
I am not, just curious.
Well, his personality. He is protective, sweet, good-looking, and funny. Most of all, he's there for me whenever I need him. It gets lonely in the house sometimes, so I ask Embry if he can stay the night (at the guest bedroom! Not my room) and with him here, I feel safe.
……………
Alright, as long as he respects you. Tell him I said hello.
Sure thing.
So you guys have not had sex then, right?
Mom! You are so embarrassing even by e-mail!
Author's Note:
Yeah, I updated. Sorry it took longer, I was worried about school and my grandmother's death. Also, my computer wasn't working- it had a virus……
Anyways, I hope you guys liked this. Please Review!
-----outlook
