A/N here you go guys, four in one
I own nothing
This is why Billionaires don't cook...
(dedicated to Jada121 Hope you like it :D )
Alfred had gone out that day to take care of personal matters. Bruce (not wanting to leave his new ward home alone) had taken the day off. Everything had been going fine... until lunch rolled around.
In an effort to make young Dick a toasted cheese sandwich The Batman had somehow managed to break four plates, cracked the oven door, burnt half the kitchen and melted one pot.
Once the flames were put out Dick, who had been watching from the kitchen table, pipped up, "Maybe we should order pizza?"
What the F***?!
Contrary to popular belief Jason doesn't actually swear that much.
Well... no that's not true... he swears like a sailor.
However he is not the biggest swearer in the Bat Family.
That title belongs to Tim.
Nightcore
Dick listens to various types of music. He absolutely loves Nightcore'd music (much to his brothers horror).
His ringtone is in fact the Nightcore version of Trouble Maker.
VS
Belief it or not, Jason and Damien don't actually fight all that much.
Oh no... they're far too busy fighting Dick and Tim.
The Chandelier
Alfred hates it.
Clark finds it amusing.
Bruce is simply used to it by now.
Barry gets nervous because of it.
Oliver has had Dick and Jason around so much that he too is used to it.
For whatever reason the Bat Boys have a tendency to use the manors chandelier. Dick used it as a launcher when he can't be bothered to take the stairs. Jason uses it as a hiding place when Barry comes over (it's the perfect place to sit and wait for the perfect moment to scare the bee-gee-bers out of the speedster). Tim uses it as swing (more on that later). Damien uses it as a seat when he needs time away from the others.
When Bruce first came home to find Dick practising his back flips by jumping from the chandelier, he build a whole section of both the gym and the Batcave dedicated to gymnastics.
When Jason first leapt down to land directly behind Barry (and sent him running) He had told him to find a better hiding spot.
When he first found Tim swinging lazily back and forth using his grappling hook he had simply sighed.
When Bruce came home to find crumbs on the floor, directly beneath the chandelier, he was hardly surprised to find his youngest son sitting contently atop the light, eating chips.
And, well, by that point the billionaire had simply shrugged.
A/N Let me know if you guys liked it?
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