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Welcome back to this chapter of Arrogance. Today we will be further discussing Edward and Bella's newly developing relationship… Anyway, someone asked who Hayden is, so who is ready for some details? Ready? My name is Hayden Rowan Michaels, I am 20 years old and my major is Journalism. My pen name is HaydenMCullen, and I have written three other stories and various one shots. I have brown hair, green eyes… Babe, some input here? He's taller than I am Oh…and, I take care of Edward's POV… Some people have missed this… but ya, :)
I'm watching American Idol, and Ryan just said threesome, and it made me laugh.
Okay, the Sydney White quote was, "I never was really good at that game." So… the winner is… gemini169! Good job you! Other people got it right, someone even knew exactly who said it, so A+. Now, to the winner, what would you like, love? (Ignore the love quote, he channels Edward sometimes) Maybe a little time with Edward? I dunno, let us know ;)
Well, are you guys ready for some clichéd high school sleepovers? I know I am. And I know you're even more ready for some DTE!!! So, on with the dirty talking and ON WITH IT….
EPOV
As Bella rattled off the ingredients, I removed them from the cabinets and the refrigerator. I could feel her eyes on me as I pulled each item down, and left it sitting on the counter, "What can I do?"
The brown eyed girl smiled shyly at me, "How about… you slice the buns, because Bella Swan plus a knife equals visit to the hospital. Then would you mind cutting the onions? I don't feel like crying all over the counter top."
I bit my lip to hold back a chuckle, but nodded gently, nudging her with my shoulder, "Not a problem, but if I cry, please, no pictures."
Bella laughed, her head falling back from genuine laughter, and tears of mirth slid down her cheeks as her laughter continued. She amazed me, having the energy and hairtrigger feelings to laugh like that made me grin, and chuckle along with her.
Alice popped her head in the kitchen, shaking her finger at the two of us, "I don't smell any food cooking in here, children!"
I popped my tongue out of my mouth, making a childish gesture at my twin sister, who rolled her eyes and wandered away from the kitchen. Bella rested her head against my shoulder, her breath floating across the bare skin of my arms. She swiped the tears from her cheeks, as she hid her face against the fabric of my shirt.
My arms embraced her carefully, not wanting to frighten Bella, who seemed to be growing more comfortable with me. I rubbed her back, as her face rested against my chest, and she inhaled, taking in my scent, "You ready to work on dinner, Ms. Giggle-Box?"
She nodded, bumping her head against my chest, before backing out of the protective circle of my arms, and in a very "Alice-like" gesture, she clapped her hands together, and smiled before stating, "Let's get cooking!"
Everyone sat around the table, inhaling the food that Bella and I had worked on together. When I glanced up to watch my siblings enjoy the dinner, I noticed Bella was staring at me, but this time, I didn't wink. I just smiled, and ducked my head, not wanting to embarrass her or act like an ass. If she couldn't be my girlfriend, I'd be the luckiest man in the world if she became my friend.
I heard someone clear my throat, so I glanced up and Bella had redirected her attention to Emmett, who had cleared his throat, "Hear ye, hear ye, I, Emmett McCarthy, would like to thank thou, Bella Swan, for molding perfect balls of meat."
He clanked his glass against Bella's, who was sitting on the other side of him, before sitting back down and inhaling the remainder of his food. Jasper chuckled at Emmett's antics, before standing himself to thank Bella for the wonderful meal. Her cheeks became a darker shade of red each time my siblings thanked her, but once it reached me, she wouldn't meet my eyes. I stood, and cleared my throat, taking a page out of Emmett's book.
"Bella, thank you for helping create this wonderful dinner; I hope you realize how much we enjoyed your food and your presence in our home. Please feel free to come anytime; you will always be welcome here."
Everyone clanked their glasses together, and when I caught Bella's eye this time, I winked and nodded, offering her one last, silent thank you.
Alice clapped her hands together, and when I turned my eyes from Bella, she jumped up from her seat, "Now, what should we do? Nothing too cliché, but we are in high school so…TRUTH OR DARE!"
I groaned, letting my head fall backward until it hit the back of my chair, "No! Alice, the last time we played Truth or Dare, I had a hangover the next morning."
"Excuse me, Edward Cullen?" Bella's eyebrow was raised, her lips pursed as she mock-glared at me.
I shrugged my shoulders, "What happens in the Cullen house, stays in the Cullen house, Isabella."
"Let's do this!" Emmett jumped from his seat, and ran toward the living room, shaking his fists in the air. Once he reached the living room, he bounced up and down, gesturing for the rest of us to join him, "Come on! Game time, Woo!"
I pushed my chair back from the table, and went to help Bella from hers. It just came naturally to me, and as I pulled her chair back and she stood, her scent enveloped my nose. Her hair smelled like lavender with a hint of freesia, and I wanted to bury my face in the soft locks and never move away. My voice came out deeper the next time I spoke, "Bella, you don't have to play, you know. No one will think you're chicken, I promise."
She shook her head, squared her shoulders, and walked out of my loose embrace, "Just like you said, 'What happens in the Cullen house, stays in the Cullen house…Unless, of course, you're afraid, Edward."
My top lip curled up, and I shook my head, moving my lips close to her ear, so that I could whisper, "Not even close to what I'm feeling right now, Ms. Swan." I backed away, turning from her before throwing a casual comment over my shoulder, "Let's go, Bella, before Emmett wets his pants."
BPOV
It was laughable. I thought I would be able to go through high school without being a cliché, but here I was in the school's biggest player's house, after buying cookie dough and ice cream, about to play Truth or Dare.
I entered the living room still laughing quietly at Edward's last comment, to find the rest of the group sitting in a circle. I went to the wide space they had left open for Edward and I and sat down next to Alice, Edward sitting on my other side.
"Oh! We need drinks!" Alice said, standing up. "Jasper, get some paper so we can write down our truth or dares and we can pick them out of a hat. I'll whip up some root beer floats." She danced to the kitchen and Jasper got up to get us paper and pens.
I tried to write down something that wouldn't come back to bite me in the ass but also something that sounded good enough to make them think I had actually played the game before.
We started when Alice returned with the root beer floats and a cowboy hat. We all tossed our tiny scraps of folded paper into the hat before they were tossed around. Edward volunteered to be the first one to pick the unfortunate soul that had to either tell the truth or face a dare.
"Jasper," he said while digging around in the hat and pulled out a folded piece. "Oh god," I heard him mutter as he read the paper. "I dare you to lick me somewhere you think I'd like," he read.
I think my mouth dropped as the words came out of his mouth and the snorts and giggles around me made my hand rise to my mouth to hide my shock and the laugh that was threatening to come out.
Jasper glared at Edward but started to crawl over to Edward and now I could no longer hide the giggles that were now coming out in full force. Edward looked a little terrified as Jasper crawled across me to get to Edward, who was leaning back on his hands with his legs spread out in front of him.
It was funny at first, I had to admit, but as I watched Jasper's hand start to lift Edward's shirt, his head dangerously close to Edward's crotch, my laughter died out immediately. He lifted his shirt as Edward stared down at him and I squirmed when I saw Jasper's tongue flick out and lick from the waist band of Edward's jeans up to his belly button before he sat back in his spot next to Alice.
I sat there stunned and more turned on than I should've been. It was suddenly very hot in the living room and I looked around to find that Rose and Alice were silenced as well.
"Ahem," Jasper cleared his throat, "I think it's my turn?" We could only nod silently in response.
He reached into the hat as he said, "Bella," and my heart started to beat faster as I anticipated the dreadful thing I'd have to admit or do, "I dare you to eat a grape off my tongue?" It came out as a question and his head snapped up to the circle of family. "Who the hell wrote that?!"
If my face wasn't flaming up with embarrassment at what I would have to no doubt do, his worry would've been funny. But no one fessed up and Emmett just laughed boisterously as he went to the kitchen to come back with a bag full of grapes.
"Ready, Bella?" he asked, his eyes full of apology.
I nodded in response and he placed the grape on the tip of his tongue. I crawled over to him and saw that his eyes stayed open as he watched me and I thought about how to go about doing this without accidently biting his tongue off. I was sure that would probably put a damper on the party.
I clenched my eyes shut, feeling incredibly awkward at having to do this to my newest friend's boyfriend and opened my mouth, wrapping my mouth around the tip of Jasper's tongue and the grape.
I pulled away and chewed the grape before swallowing it and only then did I open my eyes carefully, one by one. It was silent for a moment as they all stared at me, even Jasper, with a light blush on his cheeks and his eyes wide like everyone else's.
"Whoa," Alice let out in a giggle. "Who knew I would get flustered by watching my boyfriend's tongue being sucked by another girl?" she asked, waving her hands to fan herself.
I was going to be stained red for the rest of my life, I swear to god.
"Okay, okay," Edward said, throwing a glare over at his sister, "let's get on with the game."
I nodded my head, glad for the opportunity to get the attention away from me for the moment.
Picking from that hat, I called out Edward's name. "Edward," I said before reading the slip, "I dare you to talk…dirty…to…me…." The last three words made me trail off as I realized what he would be doing.
Now, not only was my face on fire, but my entire body felt flushed, as I looked nervously over at Edward who seemed just as shocked. Snickers were heard throughout the circle and Edward turned toward me and took a deep breath.
"Oh, Bella. You're so sexy. I want to have mad, passionate sex with you," he drabbled in a monotone voice, his face blank.
"HEY!" Emmett yelled out. "That's not fair! You have to at least put some feeling into it!" he accused.
"Yeah, come on, do your thing and charm the lady," Rose laughed.
Edward rolled his eyes at his sister-equivalent and his friend before turning again to me and taking my hands into his own. I gulped, knowing that he really was going to put more effort into it this time.
He leaned closer to me and looked up at me from under his long eyelashes. "Bella," he breathed out my name and I closed my eyes for a moment as I savored the sound, "I wish I could tell you all the things you make me feel," he started softly, his eyes looking into mine as his thumbs drew circles on my hands.
His right hand dropped my hand from his and it started to roam up my arm and rub my shoulder gently. "All the things I want to do to you," he whispered, his face coming so close to mine that his nose was tracing my jaw.
My heart pounded unsteadily in my chest and I knew I was already breathing heavier than I should be in a room full of people, but I couldn't control myself as my eyes closed again to revel in the sound of his voice and the feel of his body.
"Would you like to come up to my room with me?" he asked, his lips moving against my ear making me shiver. "Can I pull your clothes off and ravish your body with my mouth? I bet your skin tastes so sweet," he kissed the side of my neck.
"I want to lay my body over yours and feel your warm skin against mine," his voice started to get a little rougher, no longer caressing my senses, but grinding them, his voice dripping with sex as he continued. "Want to plunge into you and feel that tight pussy clench around my thick cock. I bet you'd scream with pleasure as I continued to slam my hard dick into you. God, I want to feel you drip around me and soak my shaft with your juices."
Oh, god! I wanted to come just hearing him talk. Of course he didn't know that these were all things that I wouldn't mind, things I had already fantasized about doing with him. But there was just something about hearing him say them that was so incredibly hot.
I noticed one of his hands was squeezing my thigh and I knew that if he went any higher, I wouldn't have a prayer of lasting until I could take a cold shower.
"Mmm, Bella. You don't know how many times I've thought about you bouncing up and down on my cock. How your hips would move, slamming down on me as you ride, your ass slapping down on my balls. I'd keep my eyes open and watch that beautiful face scrunch in pleasure with every rock of your hips and the way your big tits would bounce with each slam." He sucked in a deep breath and there was no denying that his breath was coming harder and heavier was well.
"Fuck!" he whispered harshly, "Do you want to feel what you do to me, Bella? Want to know what just thinking about you on top of me does to me?" Without waiting for an answer, he slowly grabbed my hand and moved it up his thigh and over the bulge straining against his jeans.
I was too far beyond rational thought to be able to hold back the moan that spilled from my lips at the feeling of his hard penis through the rough denim of his jeans.
"Would you help me fix it? Please? God, I think about your mouth wrapped tightly around my cock all the time. How your big brown eyes would look up at me as you sucked the come right from my prick. I bet you're wet right now, aren't you? Hmm? Do you need me to shove my fingers in that tight cunt and make you spill all over my digits?"
I was breathing so hard by this point that I think I was on the verge of hyperventilating.
"Bella, god! You need to stop rubbing me…" he trailed off in a strained voice.
I was only vaguely aware of the fact that my hand was palming the bulge he made me feel earlier.
"GUYS!!!" We heard the entire circle yell at us and our heads snapped up.
OH. MY. GOD!
I had completely forgot that there was anyone else in the room but Edward and I, and I was completely mortified that I had gotten so carried away. I would never be able to look any of them in the face ever again.
Especially Edward.
EPOV
My eyes broke away from hers, and a slight blush heightened the color on my already flushed cheeks. I could feel every pair of eyes in the room watching me, awaiting my next move. Addressing the situation publicly was not something I was willing to do. Bella didn't deserve to be embarrassed anymore. So, I adjusted my pants, and cocked my head, "I guess it's my turn to read, whose, uh, turn is it?"
I kept clearing my throat, and my left hand reached to rub the stiffness from the back of my neck. Emmett's hand rose, so I nodded, and reached my right hand into the hat. As I read the slip of paper, I groaned, knowing that Emmett had written this, "Emmett, on a scale of 1 – 10, how big would you rate your penis?"
He grinned, and jumped up from his seat, but Alice shouted, her eyes covered, before he could reach his zipper, "He didn't say show us!"
Rosalie giggled, "I can tell you how big I think it is."
"Not very big, I've seen that magnifying glass on your night stand, sis." Jasper chuckled, shaking his head slowly, as we all sat quietly, waiting for Emmett's response.
My brother appeared to be pondering, unsure of just how to answer. I tapped my wrist, glaring at him, "Come on, pal, we don't have all night."
"Says the guy who was about to push Bella over and tear off her panties? I think I have some time, thank you very much." He paused, glanced at Rose, and nodded, "I'd say 8.675309." Before anyone could offer so much as a response, Emmett fell to his knees before us, hand poised in front of his mouth.
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
Rosie, Rosie, you're the girl for me.
You don't know me but you make me so happy.
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve.
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed.
No one could control their laughter, and Bella and my previous dare seemed to be all but forgotten, until I let myself search for her eyes. I couldn't find the words to say, but as our vision intersected, Bella blushed and looked away.
Emmett, who finally calmed down from his previous singing experience, sat back on the floor. After reaching into the hat, he smirked at the piece of paper, and glanced Jasper's direction, "Jasper, if I was a food, what would I be, and how would you eat me?"
Jasper glanced around the group, trying to find the culprit, "Who thinks of these things? Is that what you do at night? Gawd, you guys."
As Jasper became more agitated, his accent grew prominent. We could tell that he wasn't angry, but pretending to be frustrated gave him more time to think of an answer. Alice poked him in the side, "Come on, grandpa, and answer the question." His face dropped, and he pouted after she poked him, so the pixie giggled and climbed into his lap, her lips dancing across his neck.
"Oh, get a room, you two!" Bella clapped her hand over her mouth as the words slipped out. Her face was still flushed from her earlier arousal. I inhaled deeply; when I had been close to her I could practically smell how wet she was, and I wanted that scent in my nostrils again.
I wanted to scoot closer to her, put my arm around her shoulder and nuzzle her soft neck. As I lost myself in the daydream, I barely caught Jasper's response to Emmett's question. Jasper lifted Alice from his lap, and walked toward Emmett, kneeling down in front of him.
My adopted brother sat on one knee, and looked up into Emmett's eyes, "Emmett, my love," he took Emmett's hand into his own, and said, "If you were my food, you would be meatloaf because I could smother you in ketchup, and hide you under my mashed potatoes!"
Emmett grimaced, before letting out a low whistle, "That sounds so dirty, and I don't even know what it means!"
The game continued once Jasper was back in his own seat, and Jasper reached into hat. After looking at the paper, he grinned, "Alice, this one is for you, my gorgeous woman. You must give a lap dance to someone in the group."
"Ugh… I think it's time for me to go to the kitchen. Refills, anyone?"
Without waiting for a response, I hurried to the kitchen, not wanting to witness my sister giving her boyfriend a lap dance, and most likely an erection. I didn't notice anyone following me, until I felt a hand on my shoulder.
"Edward?"
She sounded breathless, and when I turned to look at her, her expression was unreadable, "Can I help you get the drinks? I really don't need a mental picture of Jasper and Alice 'getting it on' in my head."
"Sure, Bella, it's not a problem."
Her hand reached out to grasp my shoulder again when I turned away from her, "Edward?"
I swallowed, once again uncertain of what she was going to say, "Yes, Bella?"
She looked ready to make a revelation, but what she said was nowhere near what I thought was going to come out of her mouth, "Thanks for including me, I know it was probably awkward for you to talk dirty to me. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone."
The drinks were apparently forgotten as she rushed from the room, leaving me alone in the kitchen. My hands went to my face, as I rubbed tiredly at my cheeks, dragging them across my flesh. Bella was driving me insane.
Once the drinks were refilled, I returned to the living room to see a red cheeked Alice, and a flushed Jasper cuddled close to the couch, "Are you two finished now?"
Alice giggled and nodded, "Mhm… but we may continue later."
BPOV
It was Alice's turn to pick from the dreaded hat of 'Truth or Dare', and I was strangely at ease. After my dare and the dare Edward had to perform on me, did I really have anything to worry about?
"Bella," Alice said, and just like that I tensed up again. All the ease that I had been enjoying had suddenly disappeared, and all because of that that hat. Fuckin' cowboys and their head gear! "What's the most annoying habit your boyfriend has?" she asked then giggled.
I sighed in relief. The question could've been a lot more embarrassing than things Jacob does to annoy me.
But even though I felt at ease again, the feeling of every set of eyes on me made my famous blush rise to my cheeks.
I chewed on my bottom lip as I thought about all of the things Jake did that just irked the shit out of me and then my brows knitted together as I realized I couldn't think of any.
"Oh come on, Bella," Rosalie said as if she could read my mind, "there has to be one thing he does that you don't like."
I laughed at how involved everyone seemed to be in my answer to this particular question.
"Really as far as habits go, there isn't one that I wish he would stop doing," I told them and couldn't help the smile that came to my face as I thought about him.
"Bella, there has to be. Come on now. Jasper clips his toenails in my room some times," Alice admitted with a disgusted face.
"Emmett chews louder than any person known to man," Rose added as she took a side glance at her significant other.
"And Rose snores sometimes when she's sick." We all paused in silence as we turned to look at Emmett. "What? She does."
The sharing of habits was ended with a smack to Emmett's head by Rosalie, at whom I couldn't help but quietly laugh.
"Well sometimes he's a little over protective. I mean, sometimes his jealousy is really attractive and even sexy," I felt my face flush at the confession, "but occasionally, he just takes it a bit too far. That, and he burps a lot around me without even saying 'excuse me'. That's gross and quite frankly, a little annoying."
I had answered the question truthfully, but I still felt like a moron knowing that the only things about Jacob that bothered me were belching and over protectiveness. Habits that only annoyed me on occasion, but still, what else was I supposed to say?
However, my confession to the lack of annoyance made me feel like such a horrible person. I had a boy that was so perfect that I could barely pick out things to change about him, could barely come up with something that annoyed me, and yet I couldn't even say that I loved him. How was that possible? To have almost the perfect boy and not love him? What was wrong with me?
"It's your turn, Bella," Edward said quietly to me. I nodded as I reached for the hat.
"Rosalie, if you could have anyone be your slave for the day, who would it be?" I asked, already knowing the answer would be Emmett.
She looked up from the manicured nail she had been looking at with a glow in her eyes and smile on her face. "David Beckham!" she practically screeched.
"Hey, Rosie!" Emmett pouted as he looked at his girlfriend.
"What? I'm sorry, but that man, walking around in nothing but a leather Speedo and catering to my every need? Ooo, I get all tingly just thinking about it," she laughed.
I couldn't help but laugh along with Alice and Rosalie at the mental picture, and the pout Emmett was sporting. Edward and Jasper on the other hand, didn't look too pleased with the idea of David Beckham in leather.
"Emmett, I dare you to make out with a pillow, while pretending it's me," Rosalie said, after picking a slip out of the hat.
He glared at Jasper, as if he knew it was he that put that particular dare into the hat.
With that same glare still on his face, Emmett marched with determination to the couch and picked up a throw pillow sitting there. He fell onto the sofa, landing on top of said pillow and attacked the thing with his mouth.
It looked more like he was trying to eat the pillow than actually kiss it, and I briefly hoped, for Rosalie's sake, he didn't actually kiss like that.
"Oh, Rosie, baby," he moaned as his hand came up to caress the pillow. "You're so soft," he continued as his mouth continued it's assault while the rest of us lay on the floor laughing at the scene in front of us. "So lumpy," he murmured, making us laugh all the more.
"That's enough, Emmett," Rosalie yelled at him and he instantly sat up, giving his girlfriend a shit-eating smile, probably due to the fact that he'd called her (well, the pillow in her place) lumpy.
"Alright, let the game continue," he said satisfied as he skipped back to his spot beside Rose. He placed a kiss on her cheek before grabbing for the hat. "You should all be afraid. Be very afraid."
EPOV
"Who would write this!" Emmett sounded astonished as he glanced around the room at each face, those of us who hadn't had our other piece of paper drawn yet had guilty expressions, "Not that I'm not impressed, but, wow!"
He turned toward my twin sister and wiggled his eyebrows, "So, Ali, tell the jury…have you ever humped anything besides a person?"
I cringed, wanting to plug my ears, not wanting to know whether my sister had gyrated against an object other than her boyfriend. My stomach lurched when she opened her mouth to answer, but Bella slapped my arm, "Stop acting like a baby, it's not like he said 'demonstrate on the object.'
Alice was chewing on her lip, and I assumed that she was trying to think of something. Hopefully she wouldn't have an answer and we c—"How many things do I have to list?"
"Eww! Alice, he just asked! It's a yes or no question." She flashed me a wicked smile, and before I could cover my ears, my sister started listing objects she'd humped.
"A pole, after Jazz asked me to dance for him, I couldn't turn down that opportunity. But that was more of grinding my…" She trailed off, and I covered my ears, but she continued, uncaring about my gag reflexes, "Then, when I was younger, and innocent, I would hump my bed, my pillows…But the most recent object I humped was my toy."
Jasper wiggled his eyebrows, "Her little pink miracle that keeps her ready for me when I'm not there to fill her."
Before Alice could elaborate, I shoved the cowboy hat into her lap, "Here, draw, please!" She giggled and winked at me, then reached her hand into the hat.
"Rose! Take off any four articles of clothing, excluding shoes and glasses, and they must remain off for the rest of the game."
Emmett's wolf whistle did not go unnoticed, and Rosalie stood up, locking eyes with her boyfriend, "What would you like me to take off, sexy?"
He groaned, and rested his hand against his heart, before licking his lips, "You know what daddy likes, Rosie."
Jasper yelped, and grabbed Alice's hands to cover his eyes. I chuckled and turned to glance at Bella, who seemed to have her eyes locked on Rose when she started her striptease. What the hell was happening to the world?
Rose slid her top off, exposing her red lacy bra to the group, then shimmed out of her shorts. Emmett was panting, and wringing his shirt between his hands. She then toed off her socks, and sat back down, spreading her legs, so that Emmett had the perfect view.
Then she reached over, into the hat, and smirked at me, "Last one, Eddie boy, anyone know what this question is?"
I squirmed uncomfortably, taking note that each of the truths and dares had gotten a little worse, but shook my head. Rose unfolded the paper slowly, but her jaw dropped when she read over the paper with her eyes, "Ugh! If you had to listen to three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?"
A snicker made its way from my throat, and I tipped my head back, shaking in silent laughter. Bella, who was still sitting next to me, began repeatedly smacking the back of my head, "Stop laughing! I didn't know how naughty you guys were during truth or dare!"
"Did Bella Swan just say naughty?" I stood, looking down at her, a small smirk playing at my lips, "I don't know who you've been playing with, Ms. Swan, be we are certainly not naughty."
She growled, and I laughed, "Just answer the question, pretty boy."
"That's not an easy question, have you seen my extensive music collection?"
"No, but she's seen your other extension, if you get my drift." Emmett nudged Jasper, who rolled his eyes, "Get it, Jazz? I was talking about his penis…peeeenis."
Jasper snorted and high fived Emmett, in an act of pure middle school glee, "Hahaha, oh I can't believe you pulled his towel down, Em…If I didn't know any better, I'd think you wanted to see Eddie boy's Big Boy."
The curly headed boy narrowed his eyes, "I'm no queer, Jazz."
Rosie reached her hand up, and tugged at Emmett's dark curls, "We know sweetie, you'd only sleep with a guy if I asked, and that doesn't make you gay. It makes you curious. Now ssh, Edward needs to answer."
Emmett poked his tongue out at Jasper as I pondered my answer, "I'd definitely say Claire De Lune; since it calms me. Decode by Paramore because it fits me, and finally…" I paused, thinking of another song that I wouldn't mind hearing for the rest of my life, "MakeDamnSure by Taking Back Sunday."
Once the question was answered, we glanced around at each other, unsure of what to do next. I had to coach the little kids the next day, so depending on how late it was, I may have to be off to finish my homework.
Jasper asked the question before I could, "So, what are we going to do now?"
BPOV
We all looked over to the blond haired boy. I for one, thought it was a good question. Now that 'Truth or Dare' had ended, I was curious about what other high school clichés they had up their sleeves.
"Well, I don't know about you boys, but Bella and I have two tubs of ice cream and three tubes of cookie dough. So, if you will excuse us, the three of us ladies will be retiring to my room for the remainder of the evening," Alice said with a tone of authority in her voice. It was a little amusing that someone so small should be the one to give orders.
Jasper and she shared a very passionate goodnight kiss, as did Rosalie and Emmett (granted, theirs had a bit more groping involved) as I stood awkwardly still, next to Edward.
"Well, it was fun," he said after clearing his throat.
"Yeah, I have to admit, it was far more adventurous than the night I had planned," I told him.
"Well, goodnight," he said sticking out his hand in front of him.
I looked at it for a moment with an eyebrow raised before putting mine in his lamely. "Goodnight," it came out in a hollow tone as I was disappointed that he had just offered me a handshake.
I mean, this was Edward Cullen. He had just taken my hand and all but said, "here, feel up my erection!" and yet here he was, offering me a handshake as his way to say goodnight? Something just didn't add up. What the hell...?
"'Night, Bella," the rest of the boys called, as Alice dragged me up the stairs.
"'Night, guys!" I shouted back at them. "Thanks for the…interesting time!" I was able to call out, just before Alice pushed me into her room. Rosalie closed the door behind us, then locked it.
"Jeez, Alice, a little anxious?" I asked with a laugh.
It was as if she didn't even hear me as I sat on her very pink bed, in her very feminine room with Rosalie.
"Okay, spill!" she commanded, her little hands going to her tiny waist.
"What?" I asked, taking in her now serious stance. "What am I supposed to spill?"
"It's Edward, isn't it?" she said, making it more of a statement than a question.
"What!" Rosalie laughed out, as she crawled over closer to me on the bed to be involved in the conversation.
Play it cool, Bella. Just play it cool. "I agree. What?" I asked, as if I were confused.
"Oh my god, Bella, you know what I'm talking about!" Alice stomped her foot as she spoke, a small pout on her face. "Edward's the other guy you like. He's the reason you have second thoughts about Jacob."
"Oh, this is getting good," Rosalie giggled, as she crossed her legs and for once looked like a normal teenage girl (if that normal teenage girl had the body of a goddess and the face of an angel).
"I don't know what you're talking about," I said defiantly, crossing my arms in front of my chest and raising my chin as I looked away from my small statured friend.
"Bella, I'm not blind! I saw how you looked at Edward when he was whispering dirty things to you. I saw how your cheeks blushed at any contact he made with you. I saw the lust in your eyes, and maybe even something more." It almost sounded like she was pleading with me.
"Of course I had lust in my eyes!" I told her, throwing my hands in the air and standing up. I started to pace the room as I spoke to my audience of two. "The man grabbed my hand and put it on his boner! Of course there was something to feel, it would be hard not to feel that, trust me," I ranted.
"Whoa! We were totally sitting at the wrong angle then, 'cause none of us saw that!" Rosalie laughed as she looked from me to Alice.
"Ugh!" I sighed, as I collapsed onto Alice's feather soft bed. My hands went to palm my eyes in frustration, and they stayed there as I spoke. "What am I supposed to do?"
"Well," I could feel the bed shift slightly and knew that Alice's small frame had joined Rose and me on the bed, "you should probably start by explaining," she said.
With another dramatic sigh, I hoisted myself up and leaned my back against the headboard and pillows of Alice's bed, while the other two girls sat at the foot of the bed and waited for me to begin.
"Well, it really kind of started this year with the prank…" and with that, I retold the entire story with all the gory details, not leaving a single thing out. They watched me as I spoke, their eyes full of understanding and sometimes sadness, other times they'd burst out laughing at something I'd said or done.
"Oh, Bella," Alice cooed, when I finished telling them about my confusing thoughts about Jacob and Edward. "I wish I could tell you that I know how it feels, but I really don't. The moment I saw Jasper, I knew that he was the one I had been waiting for."
"And the first time I saw Emmett's big muscles and sweet dimpled smile, I knew that he was the only man I'd ever want. And that's saying something for me," she laughed.
I looked at the two giggling girls in confusion. "Why's that?" I asked.
Rosalie sighed, much like I had been doing. "Because ever since I hit puberty, I could have any boy I wanted, and I took advantage of that. I wasn't exactly the most innocent girl around. I was never called a slut, I never had sex with any of those boys, but I liked my flavors of the month. I had a lot of boyfriends at my old school, but when I moved in with the Cullens and I met Emmett, I didn't want anyone else." She smiled at the end and I found myself being happy for her.
But I was sad at the same time. I wasn't an unhappy girl, I mean I had a fantastic boyfriend who was cute and funny and treated me well, but there was just something missing. I tried to explain that to the girls.
"Well, can I recommend something?" Rosalie said. I nodded for her to continue. "It's obvious you have some kind of feelings for Edward and some other feelings for Jacob. You're just confused as to what feelings go with whom. Tonight you knew that Edward let you feel lust. Tomorrow, when you go out with Jacob, fool around a little bit, see if you feel the same lust and passion for him as you did for Edward."
I thought about that for a second. "But no sex, right? Because I don't think I'm ready for that yet."
"No, Bella," Alice giggled. "You don't have to have sex. We just want you to try to go beyond the usual makeout session and see if you have the feelings you have with Edward with Jacob as well."
It did kind of sound like a good idea. I was curious to sort out all the emotions I had been feeling toward the two boys, and thought that maybe this plan would work.
"Okay, I can try that," I nodded in agreement.
"Great!" Alice clapped her hands together. "Now, onto the important stuff!" She ran to her closet and came out with a shopping bag. "I just got Space Balls on DVD and Jasper refuses to watch it with me. So, I thought it would be the perfect chick flick for tonight!"
We lay on our stomachs at the end of Alice's huge bed, our feet in the air and crossed at the ankles as we bit off chocolate chip cookie dough and dug at the chocolate ice cream and laughed uncontrollably about jamming the radar as we watched the Mel Brooks classic.
I never knew what having a great set of girlfriends was like, but now that I had them, it made my life infinitely more entertaining. But I was still scared to have them dress me up for Jacob tomorrow…
I loved them, but what had I gotten myself into?
EPOV
"Emmett! When was the last time you took a fucking shower! Ugh!"
Jasper's blonde head poked out from underneath Emmett's armpit, as Emmett squeezed his neck tighter, dragging him around the living room.
"That's not from not taking a shower, Jazzy my boy, that's dirty socks and ball sweat. Rose rode me hard, baby!"
I tried to say something to break up their wrestling match, but each time I opened my mouth, only my laughter escaped, garbling any words. Jasper swung his leg, kicking at the the back of Emmett's leg, trying to get the taller boy to release him.
"Please, don't talk about my sister that way! I've already seen more of her than I EVER wanted!"
Jasper groaned, as Emmett finally released him and he fell to the floor, his hair askew, gasping for breath, "You two are…"
"Disturbingly sexy?"
"Excessively raunchy?"
"How about…mentally retarded?"
Emmett bounced on the balls of his feet, before spinning around in a circle. Jasper and I stared, with our mouths hanging open, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Can we have a contest? Please, please, please?"
I scrubbed at my forehead, watching as my older brother made an ass of himself. Turning to look at Jasper, I shrugged, "What kind of contest, Em?"
"How about…" He paused, and tapped his finger on his chin, staring at the two of us, trying to decide what type of contest would be the most entertaining, "GRAPE SODA!" Emmett sprinted to the kitchen, slid across the wooden floor, and yanked open the refrigerator.
"Did Rose's strip act make him high? This is ridiculous." Emmett was digging through the fridge, tossing different things onto the counter, while murmuring random words under his breath.
"No, not ketchup, not lettuce, that's for rabbits, not raw chicken… Hmmm… but watching them drink the juice would be fun…there it is! The grape soda!"
Emmett returned, his shirt full of grape soda cans. He'd rolled up the hem and made a "bag" to hold the beverages. As he stumbled toward us, Jasper shook his head, "You might as well stay in the kitchen. Esme will flip a shit if we stain her white carpet."
"So what are we doing?" Emmett let out an exasperated sigh.
"We're going to see who can drink THREE CANS FASTEST!"
Jasper winced at Emmett's loud tone, "Dude, you don't drink the cans, you drink the soda."
I grabbed three cans from Emmett's shirt, and he smiled like a little boy, "You two are going down!" I snapped the first can open, followed by the second and third, "Are you ladies ready?"
The boys snapped their cans open and stood by the island. I moved closer to the sink, and waited for Emmett to signal the beginning of the activities. He held up his fingers and counted down from five to one, and both of them began drinking. As I stood by the counter, I started dumping the soda down the sink, all three at a time. Once they felt light enough, I tipped the soda down my throat, watching as Emmett and Jasper struggled with their second, "DONE!"
Emmett opened his mouth, spitting the pop from his lips, spraying it onto the wall behind me, "What? How did you beat me?"
"I guess I just have a big mouth?" Jasper snorted and set the remaining sodas on the counter.
"That's the truth, and speaking of your big mouth, what's going on between you and Isabella?" He spoke her name with a spanish accent and wiggled his eyebrows at me.
I shrugged, leaning against the counter, "Nothing that I was aware of…" I paused, before slamming my hands down on the counter, "Why, did she say something to you!?"
The blond chuckled, "Wow, nonchalant much? She's obviously attracted to you, Edward… I was reading Alice's Cosmopolitan and it says that when girls look at you the way she does, they're obviously in love."
"Really?" My tone was one of curiosity as I glanced at my two brothers, who both nodded, smirking.
"Edward, she wants you. Alice used to stare at me that way, watching every step I took. I could sense how much she wanted me."
"And Rosie, mmm…the things she can do with her mouth!"
"Em, that doesn't even make sense. We're talking about how you knew that she liked you."
He grinned, and brushed his shoulders off, "I could smell her dripping when she first talked to me, that's how I knew…and that's after she slapped me."
"Oh did you, Emmett McCarthy? You could smell me dripping, huh?" Emmett winced, and swallowed the lump that appeared to be forming in his throat, "Is that a yes, baby? Hmm?"
I heard Alice and Bella giggle from where they were hiding above us in the loft. When I looked up, I saw something dangling from Bella's fingers, but fully didn't expect the water balloon as it broke across my face, smothering me in water. My eyebrows shot up, as the cold water coated my hair, "Oh, I'll get you for that, Isabella."
Her squeal made me grin, as I sprinted for the stairs, my feet carrying me quickly in her direction. I was going to get her. I couldn't get to her fast enough, but she'd left her extra water balloons sitting next to the railing. Armed with two water balloons, I started down the hall, keeping my eyes peeled for any movement.
Bella was good at hiding, but as I nudged my bedroom door open with my toe, I saw a shadow underneath my bed, "Damn, I can't find her… Maybe I should check under…" I grabbed her ankles and yanked her from beneath the bed as she squealed, and banged her fists on the carpet.
She rolled onto her back, and grinned up at me, chunks of hair escaping her ponytail. Her cheeks were flushed, and her eyes were wide as she gazed up at me. I balanced myself over her body, and grazed my nose against her cheeks. Her body beneath me made my stomach tingle, and my lips skimmed across her cheek, "What are you doing, Isabella."
The water balloons sat next to me, forgotten, as she panted and stared up into my eyes. Her arms came up and locked around my back, one hand skimming across my shoulders as she rubbed my back. She didn't answer, as her breath came out short and heavy. I pressed my cheek to hers, and spoke directly into her ear, "It's not polite to get people wet, unless they ask for it."
Bella moaned, her eyes closing. I lifted my right arm so that I could gently touch the exposed skin of her stomach. Her hips arched up toward me as my fingers created electric sparks against her skin. My hot breath wafted against her ear, as I moved my hand away from her stomach, and back to the floor. I braced myself, and backed away from her, and she whimpered at the loss of contact.
I knelt down next to one balloon, and bit into the end of it with my teeth, pulling a hole in top of the latex. Water steadily spurted from the end of the balloon, so I took it, and gently dribbled some over Bella's exposed stomach. The liquid pooled in her belly button, so I let more of the water dribble elsewhere on her body, then I moved to lap at her water filled belly button.
I let the now empty balloon fall to the ground next to me, and my free hand traveled down her side to rest on her jean covered crotch. I palmed her, gently rubbing Bella through her jeans. Her body responded, and bucked into my hand, as my eyes watched hers. She was moaning and her brown eyes turned to liquid gold as she cried out.
I licked my lips and watched as her stomach quivered and tensed. I wanted to feel her wetness against my hand, so I reached for the snap of her jeans, waiting to see exactly what she wanted.
"Bella! Your cell phone is ringing!"
Boomchickaboomchickaboom! I loved writing this chapter, it was amazing. Especially the end, the girl said her room turned up about 10 degrees when she read it :D Let me know if you think the same thing!
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Hayden
I agree with the boy, this was a fun chapter to right. We spent so much time just laughing over the phone as we came up with the truth and dares. Hope you guys appreciated that cuz it took way longer than it should have to come up with an order for it…lol.
"And must have a cat named Louie!" HAHAH
K, I'm done now,
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