A/N: ahhh that was good. Here's the next chappie!!!

The bottle of doom, the new name the bottle had been dubbed with, stopped on Kankuro.

The depressed Shino sighed. "Hey man"

"Hey man" Kankuro could feel his pain "Dare me"

"I dare you to tell us the truth about your dolls"

"First off they're puppets" he replied just as calmly "Secondly, what do yo want to know?"

"Do you play with Barbies, because I've heard rumors"

"Ahhhh"

"Just come out with it man" Shino said, seriously not up for the whole trying to deceive him shit.

"Errr yeah, I like Barbie fairy Utopia best" He said blushing, Kiba clomped him "Me TOO!!!" he squealed, so they started having this massive conversation about random Barbie things.

Shino sighed and lay down on the ground. "Just spin the fricking bottle!" he yelled and put a hand over his face.

Sakura re-entered the room. Blanket in hand. She bent down next to the oblivious Shino and kissed his lips. He went ridged.

(Well I didn't want to say stiff, lol…That probably happened anyway.)

"You're a pretty good kisser Shino-kun" Sakura said into his air, the hot breath made Shino whimpered as she got up and sat back down next to Gaara who was fuming.

Kankuro hastily spun he bottle and continued his dodgy conversation with Kiba.

In the background Lee was crying because Shino got to make out with Sakura and he didn't.

Speaking of Lee the bottle had landed on him, he stopped his crying, tears still in his eyes "uh, oh" he said.

Kankuro grinned. "Lee. Lee, Lee, Lee" Lee looked up at him, as scared as hell. "Truth or dare"

Lee looked at the other guys in the room who were grinning insanely "Well, I"

"C'mon Lee don't be a pussy" Gaara said emotionlessly.

Lee stuck his chest out "In all that is youthful…DARE!"

"Okay Lee I dare you to streak around the neighbors back yard."

Lee's eyes dropped out of his head and rolled across the floor. "W-WHAT!?"

"I said-"

"I know what you said, but…why!? WHY GODDAMMIT?!" man he was irritated.

"Remember Lee…FOR THE YOUTHFULNESS OF SPRING TIME" Sakura said, pumping a fist.

"Yes Sakura, you are right, Gai-sensi would be ashamed if I didn't." Lee said taking off his top revealing his toned abs and insanely hairy chest.

Sakura gagged.

He slid his Ninja sandals off and removed his pants with a painful 'PING!'.

Only thing left was his…

Bright. Red. Undies.

"Do that outside" Kiba said, waving him off. Lee smiled and nodded.

To say the least, fuck it was cold out side.

Lee's nipples hardened and his breath looked like smoke. The authoress cracked up laughing at the though of Lee having hard nipples.

Lee peeled off his red Undies, jumped the fence and ran.

Meanwhile….

A couple was sitting in their lounge watching a movie and having a glass of wine.

"Honey" the woman, asked her husband.

"hmmm" he said, totally uninterested.

"There's a naked boy with a bowel cut, huge eyebrows and a hairy chest running through our back yard"

"That's nice dear" she smirked at him. "Whoa, he's got a bigger package than you do, look at that thing, swinging in the wind."

"I'll kill that little bastard!" the husband got up and fetched his shovel. Lee was running around obliviously.

"Oi YOU!" the middle-aged man yelled and chased the naked boy around the back yard with his shovel.

"AHHHHHHHH!" and he ran around in circles.

The woman watched intently from inside, sipping her wine, giddily watching the young boy running around her backyard.

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A/N: I know, majorly fucked up!