"I feel bad about what happened to Clay", said Ray.

"Yeah, he was great teammate and always brought us joy", said Fez.

"Yeah, but at least we're still in", Krack said, trying to think about the bright side.

"Yeah, I guess", said Fez unsure.

"C'mon guys, when the next challenge comes, we have to try to win it!" said Striker.

"Yeah!" exclaimed everyone.

"Meet me by the flagpole in 10 minutes", whispered Flynn.

10 Minutes Later

"Guys, we need to talk about who our next target is going to be", said Flynn.

"Ok, who?" asked M.P.S.

"How about Jet, he isn't doing anything that much, and he's really strong", suggested Krack.

"Great, if we lose next Jet will go home."

"Um, I have a question", said Striker.

"What?"

"Well if there is four of us and 1…2…3…17 others on our team, how do we get people out?"

"Easy, I switch the votes."

"Umm…Ok", said Striker.

"Yeah, so now-

"CAMPERS MEET US AT THE DOCK; WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!"

At the dock

"Hello campers, we have a surprise for you", said Victini.

"What?" asked Annie.

"We are bringing back 2 campers!"

"What"

"What!"

"Oh no"

"Yeah, now welcome back Nero!" Mew said as a huge black fox appeared on the dock.

"Hello guys", he said cruelly.

"Crap", all of the Cobalion guys said.

"And welcome back Vile", Victini announced.

"NOOOOOOOO!"

"Yes, the producers said it would be good for ratings", said Mew happily.

Vile walked up to them and said, "I told you I'd be back."

"F*** you!" said Clash.

"Now, for your challenge, we have 2 special guests", said Victini, "Keldeo and Cobalion!"

Just as he said their names a huge steel beast with white fur and gold horns, and a warrior unicorn with blue and red fur appeared on the dock.

"Wow!"

"Hello Mew, hello Victini", greeted Cobalion.

"Hey there", greeted Keldeo.

"How have you guys been?" asked Victini.

"Great", they both said.

"Alright, your challenge is to build statues of these two", said Victini, "and to make it more challenging, we're going to make them out of ice, and do it in a blizzard."

"Are you crazy!" screamed Flynn and Volante.

"Suck it up!" screamed Vile.

"F*** YOU!" screamed Flynn.

"Alright, let's go!"

Somewhere in Snowpoint Valley

"This sucks!" screamed Volante.

"Yeah, alright now for the jobs. Nero, Leon, and Titan, you guys do the legs. Cramad, Ded, and Vina work on the body. Lila, Piff, Skore, Phill, and Smash you do the neck, Kojo and Frosty are on the chest fur, and Vile, Clash, Hope, and Reta, you girls are on the head.

"What are you and the idiots going to do!" asked Vile.

"I'm a fire type, so I would melt it, Liksur and Laxish would probably eat it and Dhaunt and Egridos are just too annoying", replied Chandler.

Vile just growled at him.

000

Vile: That floating ornament thinks he's the leader, but by the time I'm done with him, I'll be the leader.

000

Nero: I'm glad I'm back, and since I'm evolved now, I'm literally going to-

000

"Alright, g-guys time for j-jobs", said Annie shivering, "M.P.S., Krack, F-Flynn, and St-Striker, you guys work on the body. Jet, Sally, D-Dew, Sola, and Ray, work on the legs. Luna, Shade, Shine, Sparky, Lassie, and Fez work on the head.

"What are the rest of them going to do?" asked Dew.

"They're f-fire types, they can warm us up, and they'll melt the statue if they work on it", explained Annie.

"Okay then."

In an igloo far away

"So, how's life been for you", asked Cobalion.

"Hell, Jirachi has been stalking me, ever since I stood her up", said Victini.

"Dude, we told you to never do that", said Cobalion laughing.

"Speaking of that, how're you and Virizion?" asked Victini.

Cobalion just froze and didn't talk about it.

"Yeah, she's out for blood, because he cheated on her with Suicune", said Keldeo.

"It wasn't my fault she was crazy", said Cobalion in his defense.

"Sure", said Mew sarcastically.

"At least we didn't bang a girl then leave her", said Cobalion laughing.

"Shut up", said Mew.

Back to the campers

"Well, we're almost finished", said Chandler.

"Really? I would think the writer would want to make this chapter longer", said Egridos.

"FOURTH WALL!" they all heard from nowhere.

"Hey, you know what, do it yourself!" suddenly creamed Vile.

"I would rather do that anyway", said Clash.

"Well good luck remaking it."

Vile climbed up the statue and slashed the head off.

"FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

"Well, we're done", said Annie.

"Yep, this challenge was kind of easy", said Fez.

Mew, Victini, Cobalion, and Keldeo appeared out of nowhere.

"Alright, times up, and by the looks of it, the Keldeos automatically win.

"Awesome!"

Just then Meloetta showed up and punched the head off of the statue.

"Hahahaha! I thought we were the only ones with girl problems Keldeo", said Mew laughing.

"Shut up!"

"Alright Cobalions, choose the loser and meet us back at the campgrounds", said Victini.

"Wait, what?" asked Lassie as the four of them disappeared, leaving them stranded.

"I hate them so much!"

At the ceremony

Everybody had gotten a poffin except for Clash and Vile.

"And the last poffin goes to…

…Clash"

"Vile, you have to leave…again!"

"Hooray!" the team cheered.

"I'll kill you all!" she exclaimed as two Machoke put her in a strait jacket and dragged her away.

"Short chapter, huh!" exclaimed Egridos as Mew gave chase to the coffin.

In the forest

"Alright it took me one chapter to think of-

"THAT'S MY THING!"

"It took me 2 days to think of who would be a good addition to the alliance", said Hope.

"Who?" asked Smash.

"Phill and Volante", she replied.

"Yeah, they would be good", Smash agreed.

"Alright, tomorrow, they will be part of Team Hope.

Smash just stared at her.

"Not ready for the names, huh?"

Well Vile's gone…again. Find out who will leave next time on Total Pokemon Island.

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