Okay, guess what, I have a computer and the first thing I thought of was to write a chapter for you guys, turn out my hard drive is gone so I need a new laptop =[
But I hope I write a good enough chapter to make up for it =]
"Wait, so let me get this right, you played strip poker with Paul Lahout, correction, you won a game of strip poker game with Paul Lahout, and when he asked to go on a date with you, you walked out on him, in nothing but a camisole and jeans?" Leah laughed and dropped her books. I laughed and went to bend down to pick them up for her, but a pair of tanned hands was there and handing them to me. I looked up and saw Paul, giving me a smile with Quil and Embry chuckling behind him. I snatched the book and threw it at Quil's head, and it bounced off, hitting Embry in the gut. It skidded down the hall and I glared at them.
"Fetch" I growled and they both scrambled to go get it. I glared and when they handed the book to me and I passed it to Leah and I walked around them and I rolled my eyes as others looked at us, when I was around the corner, I turned to Leah, "See what I mean, it's like he wants to impress me" I shivered "after the dick he's been to me, he'll have to work ten times as hard" I shook my head as we went to the canteen.
"You know what he has now right?" she grinned evilly at me.
"What?" I smiled, already liking where this was going.
"Football, which means his clothes will be in a locker, unprotected" we smiled at each other and laughed, people looked at us and we just grabbed sandwiches and walked out to the quad and waited for the team to walk out, when we were eating, the team ran out and Jake and Quil were among them me and Leah waved and they along with Paul waved, I smiled and waved more enthusiastically and he grinned, when he turned away me and Leah giggled and jumped of the picnic table to walk to the gym.
We made sure no one was looking when we went into the changing rooms and found Paul's locker, we laughed when we opened the locker and pulled his clothes out, leaving his with a sock and his shoes. We ran out of there and to my locker across the quad, then shoved them in, giggling stupidly as we walked back out to the quad to sit on the table again.
"He's going to kill us" Leah laughed.
"Not if I can help it, he's been like a love sick puppy, I'll him I thought it was funny and then he'll forgive me, end of crisis" I shrugged and smiled smugly.
"Tell who it was funny and who will forgive you?" Embry said and we both jumped.
"No one" we both said and then looked at each other, telling each other not to say anything, we nodded and looked back at Embry.
"Tell me" he said, stepping forward. Then the boys left the pitch, jogging up to the changing room, a smiled played on my lips, seeing them all in tight trousers, I had to give it to Paul, he had a nice ass, hell his body was fantastic, it's just his personality that sucked. Embry caught on, and looked between the team and me and Leah. We tried to pull the innocent face but he didn't buy it. "What did you do?" we smiled.
"You'll see" we linked arms and then crossed our legs, then I patted the bench and Embry sat down with me, leaning back slightly. We waited patiently, talking about work and then Jake and Quil were walking towards us, when someone shouted.
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CLOTHES" we hit the floor laughing and Jake and Quil looked between us then laughed and Embry was right next to us, laughing. He helped me up and I had tears streaming down my face as Embry held me up and Jake and Quil supported Leah. Then, to all the girls in the area's pleasure Paul strode across the quad in nothing but a towel, the sun gleaming off his broad shoulders and six pack, that was slowly becoming an eight pack and the towel hit just above his knees and he strode to me with an angry expression on his face. And he completely bypassed me and looked straight at Leah. "Where are my clothes" he demanded
"I don't know" she mumbled, stepping away from him" looking away and to me, he turned to me and I stared up at him. His shoulders slumped and he tilted his head to the side.
"Where are my clothes, Bella?" he asked, calmly.
"In my locker, we thought it would be funny, and then you took it out on Leah when it was my fault." My lip trembled, well I made it tremble.
He turned to face Leah, and through gritted teeth, he said; "I'm sorry Leah" I smiled and when he looked back at me the lip trembled. "Now, can you go get my clothes?" he asked, I nodded, and I was about to run away, I grabbed his towel and yanked, we all sprinted and he scrambled to cover us as we all run off, laughing. "Bella!" he growled out. I threw his towel behind me as all the girls stared and all the boys laughed.
"You're so whipped!" I called as turned around the corner.
Turns out the principle didn't find it so funny, so Leah, Paul and I have detention after school every day this week, but Leah and I got off for today because of work, and Wednesday, Paul got off for those days too, because he complained about it not being fair. So after last lesson, me and Leah left, I was getting high fives and handshakes all over the place and I even got a pat on the back from someone. I just become the school's favourite person.
I know, it's not very long, because I couldn't think of what to write, I'm sorry, but if I have an idea tonight, then you might have another chapter tomorrow =]
I hope it made people laugh, because it was my favourite to write =]
Love y'all
-Lauren xx
