HEY HEY HEY.
Havent updated in ages. So that sucks, but I had a LOT of fun writing this, but it got a bit out of hand... especially the ending... but youll see when it happens ;)
Basically bold (like this) is texting and italics (like this) is Facebook. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own a phone, a Facebook, a Myspace, a Twitter and a Deviantart but I dont own any of the sites, companies or Glee...
Just the Two of Us... Facebook, Myspace, Tumblr, Twitter.
Wes: Hey, Mercedes. Check this pic out!
Mercedes: OMG is that Kurt and Blaine? MAKING OUT?
Wes: You bet it is. Caught Blaine pressing Kurt against the wall of the common room ;)
Mercedes: Finally! Those two took their TIME!
Mercedes: OMG San look what Wes from Dalton just sent me!
Santana: …wanky.
Blaine: Kurt, did you tell anyone about us? x
Kurt: No, why? xx
Blaine: I just got a very long text from Mercedes saying something along the lines of 'treat my boy right, Anderson, or I will kick your sorry ass' xxx
Kurt: Sorry about that :S … I'll ask her xxxx
Blaine: Thanks xxxxx
Kurt Hummel is single.
(When Kurt Hummel got Facebook. Comment. Like.)
Mercedes Jones: Aint you with Blaine now?
(Like. Wes Montgomery likes this)
Kurt Hummel: This is from ages ago and how did you know that?
(Like. Blaine Anderson likes this.)
Mercedes Jones: Ask Wes ;)
(Like. Wes Montgomery and David Thompson like this)
Kurt Hummel: …I hate Wes.
(Like. Blaine Anderson likes this.)
Finn: Blaine Anderson, if you doing ANYTHING to hurt Kurt, you will regret it. Me and Puck will make sure of that.
Brittany: Are Kurt and Blaine together now? Blaines lucky, Kurt has soft hands.
Finn: Soz, Brittany. Wrong person.
Brittany: Are they gonna have dolphin sex now?
Finn Hudson.
I SERIOUSLY need some brain bleach.
(Comment. Like)
Badass Puck: Why, wazzup dude?
(Like.)
Finn Hudson: Wes Montgomery sent me a picture of Kurt and Blaine making out.
(Like. Wes Montgomery and David Thompson like this.)
Santana Lopez: They were getting their mack on baaad
(Like. Wes Montgomery and David Thompson like this.)
Wes Montgomery: You werent the one who had to WATCH them get it on.
(Like. David Thompson likes this.)
David Thompson: …and film it.
(Like. Wes Montgomery likes this.)
Kurt Hummel: Im just commenting to warn you two that Blaine has just left my room to murder you both. Finn, Puck, Santana, sorry you had to find out this way.
(Like. Blaine Anderson likes this.)
Brittany S. Pierce: Will you two have dolphin sex?
(Like. Wes Montgomery, David Thompson and Santana Lopez like this.)
Finn Hudson: Seriously, people. BRAIN BLEACH.
(Like.)
Santana Lopez: Shut up frankenteen.
(Like. Badass Puck, Wes Montgomery, David Thompson and Kurt Hummel like this.)
Kurt: I may hate Wes and David, but I sure love kissing you ;)
Blainey-Boo: I certainly seemed like it earlier when he had you pressed against the wall.
Kurtie-Wurtie: Who is this?
Blainey-Boo: Wes and David. We stole his phone XD
Kurt: I am going to KILL you.
Blainey-Boo: We know. However, we don't care.
Santana Lopez to Blaine Anderson.
That picture of you two gettin it on is so hot. Can I watch sometime?
(Comment. Like. Wes Montgomery and David Thompson like this.)
Finn Hudson: I NEED BRAIN BLEACH.
(Like.)
Blaine Anderson: Why your Kurts friends Ill never know…
(Like. Kurt Hummel likes this.)
Mercedes: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?
Kurt: Tell you what?
Mercedes: That you and Blaine were together!
Kurt: Firstly, that happened this morning. Secondly, I would have preferred to tell you in person and reintroduce you to Blaine, except as my boyfriend. Thirdly, I HATE WES AND DAVID.
Mercedes: Still. You could have told me!
Kurt: I give up. Why cant I kiss my boyfriend in peace?
Mercedes: You have us as friends. Thats why ;)
Rachel Berry to Kurt Hummel.
Hes a good kisser, isnt he?
(Comment. Like. Wes Montgomery likes this.)
Kurt Hummel: I thought we agreed to never mention that? EVER? …and why does Wes like this?
(Like. Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson and Mercedes Jones like this.)
Wes Montgomery: Just because were at an all-boys school doesnt mean we cant play spin the bottle… doesnt it?
(Like. David Thompson likes this.)
Blaine Anderson: No, Wes, it doesnt and you kissed Thad, not me.
(Like. David Thompson, Kevin Jackson and Kurt Hummel like this.)
Wes Montgomery: …
(Like. Blaine Anderson and Mercedes Jones like this.)
David Thompson: AWKWARD TURTLE.
(Like. Badass Puck and Santana Lopez like this.)
Kurt Hummel: Thank you David. That has REALLY helped things.
(Like. Blaine Anderson and Wes Montgomery like this.)
Santana: Spin the bottle at an all boys school? …wanky.
(Like. Brittany S. Pierce likes this.)
Wes Montgomery uploaded 1 new video.
(Comment. Like. David Thompson, Badass Puck and Santana Lopez like this.)
Kurt Hummel: WESLEY MONTGOMERY YOU REMOVE THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW.
(Like. Blaine Anderson and Finn Hudson like this.)
Finn Hudson: MY EYES. MY EEEYES.
(Like.)
Brittany Pierce: I thought when dolphins kiss they make rainbows?
(Like.)
Quinn Fabray: No, Brittany, that's Nyan Cat.
(Like. Finn Hudson, Nick Duval, Jeff Sterling and Artie Abrams like this.)
Nick Duval: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN.
(Like. Jeff Sterling and Finn Hudson like this.)
Finn Hudson: Dude, whats the longest people have nyaned for?
(Like. Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Nick Duval: Me and Jeff half an hour both, you?
(Like. Finn Hudson and Jeff Sterling like this.)
Finn Hudson: Over an hour, SUCKA.
(Like. Artie Abrams, Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling like this.)
Kurt Hummel: OH MY GAGA.
(Like. Blaine Anderson, Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Quinn Fabray and Mercedes Jones like this.)
Finn Hudson: WILL NO ONE GET ME SOME BRAIN BLEACH?
(Like.)
Burt: Apparently you have a boyfriend, Kurt.
Kurt: Before you get your shotgun out, it's Blaine. You know, the dark haired boy from Dalton?
Burt: Yes I do know Blaine but Finn told me that you were starting to become serious.
Kurt: Dad, we became a couple just yesterday. I promise you, we're not doing anything we shouldn't be. Now can you try not to kill Blaine?
Burt: I will make no promises to you, Kurt. Love you, kid.
Kurt: Love you too, Dad. See you on the weekend.
Burt: With Blaine?
Kurt: Only if your shotgun is locked away for the entire weekend.
Burt: As I said, I can make no promises.
Kurt: Do you want to meet my parents this weekend? x
Blaine: Ive already met your parents xx
Kurt: Yes, but not as my boyfriend xxx
Blaine: Your dad has a shotgun… I would fear for my life the whole entire time xxxx
Kurt: But xxxxx
Blaine: I can actually picture you with puppy dog eyes xxxxxx
Kurt: No sweetie its you who does that xxxxxxx
Blaine: It works though ;) xxxxxxxx
Kurt: For some unknown reason :) xxxxxxxxx
Kurt: How did you get Finn to meet your parents?
Quinn: Why?
Kurt: Im trying to get Blaine to meet mine but hes refusing. He knows that my dad has a shotgun.
Quinn: I swear hes already met your parents?
Kurt: I know but you need to help me. HES USING PUPPY DOG EYES.
Quinn: Fine. Give me his number and Ill talk to him.
Kurt: Thank you.
Quinn: Was that good enough?
Kurt: THANK YOU. That worked wonders, I can never usually resist his puppy dog eyes.
Quinn: You really like that boy dont you?
Kurt: You think?
Brittany S. Pierce to Blaine Anderson.
Does that mean I cant make out with you now?
(Comment. Like. Santana Lopez likes this.)
Blaine Anderson: You were never able to make out with me before. I dont play for your team.
(Like. Kurt Hummel likes this.)
Brittany S. Pierce: But I made out with Kurt
(Like. Wes Montgomery likes this.)
Kurt Hummel: BRITTANY!
(Like. Santana Lopez likes this.)
Blaine Anderson: Wait, what?
(Like. Sam Evans, Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling like this.)
Kurt Hummel: Brittany S Pierce, I am so pissed right now.
(Like.)
David Thompson: … AWKWARD TURTLE.
(Like. Wes Montgomery, Mike Chang and Artie Abrams likes this.)
Wes Montgomery: Wanky.
(Like. David Thompson and Brittany S. Pierce like this.)
Blaine Anderson: Its okay Kurt. We've both done it x
(Like. Kurt Hummel likes this.)
Santana Lopez: Did you just steal my word, China boy?
(Like. David Thompson and Brittany S. Pierce like this.)
Wes Montgomery: I do like a fiery Latina ;)
(Like. Badass Puck and David Thompson like this.)
Kurt Hummel: Wes… you have a girlfriend and thanks, Blaine xx
(Like. David Thompson and Blaine Anderson like this.)
Sam Evans: Hey thats my girlfriend!
(Like. Santana Lopez likes this.)
David Thompson: This is more than hilarious… this is M&S hilarious.
(Like. Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling like this.)
Kurt Hummel: Wow, David. Seriously?
(Like. Blaine Anderson likes this.)
Artie Abrams: WHY SO SERIOUS? MWAHAHAHAHA.
(Like. Finn Hudson, Mike Chang and David Thompson like this.)
Finn Hudson: NANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
(Like. Artie Abrams, Mike Chang, Wes Montgomery and David Thompson like this.)
Blaine Anderson: Kurt, why are we friends with these people? xxx
(Like. Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang and Rachel Berry like this.)
Kurt Hummel: I have no idea xxxx
(Like. Blaine Anderson, Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones and Rachel Berry like this.)
Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson.
(Comment. Like. Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Artie Abrams, Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, Brittany S. Pierce, Mike Chang, Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Thad Harwood, Nick Duval, Jeff Sterling, Trent Dixon, Andrew Stuart, Flint Wilson and Kevin Jackson like this.)
Nick Duval: But Kuuuuurt I thought you were in love with meeeee
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: Yeah Kuuurt!
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Quinn Fabray: Kurt, who are these people?
(Like. Tina Cohen-Chang, Artie Abrams, Brittany S. Pierce and Mike Chang like this.)
Rachel Berry: WARBLERS. SPYING on us.
(Like.)
Kevin Jackman: Quinn, are you single? Cause you are HOT.
(Like. Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling like this.)
Finn Hudson: Hey, thats my girlfriend!
(Like. Quinn Fabray likes this.)
Kurt Hummel: Oh my Gaga.
(Like. Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones and Rachel Berry like this.)
Blaine Anderson: I think everything would be a lot better if everybody just cooled down. Rachel, again, we are NOT spying on you. It was because of YOUR spying that I met Kurt.
(Like. All the Warblers like this.)
Kurt Hummel: Thats a good thing, right? x
(Like.)
Blaine Anderson: If we were actually having this conversation, everyone involved would be staring at you, Kurt xx
(Like. Mercedes Jones, Artie Abrams, Quinn Fabray, Santana Lopez, Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Nick Duval, Jeff Sterling and Kevin Jackman like this.)
Kurt Hummel: So thats a yes? xxx
(Like.)
Blaine Anderson: YES and what are Nick and Jeff talking about? xxxx
(Like. Kurt Hummel likes this.)
Kurt Hummel: Nuthead and Jackass are being what they are: nutheads and jackasses xxxxx
(Like. Wes Montgomery, David Thompson, Kevin Jackson and Thad Harwood like this.)
Nick Duval: HEY!
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: HEY!
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: Did we do that at the same time?
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: Did we do that at the same time?
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: We did! THATS SO COOL!
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: We did! THATS SO COOL!
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: Okay, you can stop copying me now.
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: Okay, you can stop copying me now.
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: Why are you still copying me?
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: Why are you still copying me?
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: I wrote it first!
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: I wrote it first!
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: Im not copying you, you're copying me!
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: Im not copying you, you're copying me!
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: Seriously, now, stop it.
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: Seriously, now, stop it.
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: OMG STOP IT.
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: OMG STOP IT.
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: You do know I can see you, right?
(Like.)
Jeff Sterling: You do know I can see you, right?
(Like.)
Nick Duval: We share a room, dumbass.
(Like.)
Jeff Sterling: We share a room, dumbass.
(Like.)
Nick Duval: HEY! IM NOT A DUMBASS!
(Like.)
Jeff Sterling: HEY! IM NOT A DUMBASS!
(Like.)
Nick Duval: FFS SHUT UP!
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: FFS SHUT UP!
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: Okay. Im gonna say this one more time: can you please stop that?
(Like.)
Jeff Sterling: Okay, please can you stop that now?
(Like.)
Jeff Sterling: Good, you didnt copy me.
(Like.)
Nick Duval: Good, you didnt copy me.
(Like.)
Jeff Sterling: NOW look whos doing the copying!
(Like.)
Nick Duval: I WASN'T EVEN COPYING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.
(Like.)
Blaine Anderson: Could you guys just shut up now? Im getting a shitload of notifications.
(Like. Everyone who has commented so far likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: NO!
(Like.)
Nick Duval: NO!
(Like.)
Jeff Sterling: OMG!
(Like.)
Nick Duval: OMG!
(Like.)
Kurt Hummel: Should I just delete this relationship status?
(Like. Everyone who has commented so far except Blaine Anderson likes this.)
Nick Duval: COULD YOU JUST STOP COPYING?
(Like.)
Jeff Sterling: COULD YOU JUST STOP COPYING ME?
(Like.)
Nick Duval: YOUR THE ONE WHOS COPYING ME!
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Jeff Sterling: YOUR THE ONE WHOS COPYING ME!
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Nick Duval: I HATE YOU.
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Jeff Sterling: I HATE YOU.
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Nick Duval: …you hate me?
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Jeff Sterling: …you hate me?
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Nick Duval: No I dont!
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Jeff Sterling: No I dont!
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Nick Duval: IM SO SORRY!
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: IM SO SORRY!
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: ME TOO!
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: ME TOO!
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: I LOVE YOU!
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: I LOVE YOU!
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Nick Duval: ME TOO!
(Like. Jeff Sterling likes this.)
Jeff Sterling: ME TOO!
(Like. Nick Duval likes this.)
Blaine Anderson: …guys, I think theyve stopped.
(Like.)
Kurt Hummel: OH THANK GOD!
(Everyone who has commented so far except Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling like this.)
Quinn Fabray: I should protest against you saying that Kurt but I actually agree.
(Like. Everyone who has commented so far except Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling like this.)
Mercedes Jones: Are they always like this?
(Like. All the Warblers who have commented like this.)
Blaine Anderson: Yes, Mercedes. Always.
(Like. All the Warblers who have commented like this.)
Nick Duval: But thats why you love us ;)
(Like.)
Jeff Sterling: But thats why you love us ;)
(Like.)
Nick Duval: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
Jeff Sterling: OMG STOP IT.
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Blaine Anderson: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
Kurt Hummel: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
Mercedes Jones: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
Tina Cohen-Chang: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
Artie Abrams: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
Rachel Berry: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
Mike Chang: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
Wes Montgomery: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
David Thompson: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
Kevin Jackson: OMG STOP IT.
(Like.)
Finn Hudson: OMG STOP IT. AND STILL NO ONE HAS GOT ME ANY BRAIN BLEACH.
(Like.)
Yeah... it kind of got out of hand.
I can just picture Finn being a Nyan Cat and Batman fan, cant you?
