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DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK!

Chapter 8: Youth's!

The group sat around the table as usual with Cartman snoring loudly, " he knew he had school today and yet he was up chasing down Canadians", Kyle said shaking his head. "How did that end by the way? With your mom being the head coordinator for it again", Kenny asked skimming the porn magazine he held. " I don't even know dude, all I know is that my mom is also passed out due to coming in late last night", everyone looks over at the sleeping brunet.

" He was chasing them down with a hockey stick and a stun gun", Stan said scratching his head, "really? I saw him falcon kick someone to the ground", Kenny spoke looking away from his magazine. " Dude no way", Stan protested, "dude I'm serious he did NOT see that coming it was fucking brutal!", Kenny said with a big smile. "Would you guys shut up I'm trying to sleep", Cartman mumbles from under his arm, "well if your so tired why the hell did you come today? ", Kyle asked as Cartman lifted his head.

" Fuck you jew", Cartman whispered weakly as his head slammed back in the table, everyone chuckled as two approaching females came to the table. " Morning guys! ", Bebe sang as they all waved to her except Cartman who was already asleep again, "you boys look like your getting along today", Bebe said while taking a seat next to Kenny. " I guess", is all Kyle said while looking over his math homework, " Kyle what's wrong with Cartman?", Wendy asked looking over the brunets sleeping form.

" He was out Americaning the fuck out of the Canadians yesterday, so he dint get much sleep", Kenny answered, Wendy nodded taking a seat next to Stan. " Oh yeah we're no longer dating", Wendy said awkwardly as Kyles and Cartmans heads shot towards them, "what? ", both of them said in unison. "Yeah we agreed to take a brake from one another", Stan said while clearing his throat, Kyle and Cartman looked to each other before nodding at once.

"Well that's uh-", Cartman stopped looking at Kyle, "sorry to hear that guys?", Kyle finished an eye brow raised, "they will probably hook up in a week", Kenny said from his mag. " Maybe", Cartman whispered under his breath as he stood from the table, " hey how are the calls going? ", Cartman asked looking down at Kenny, "oh very good! I think we have someone who would like to begin distribution of our products, the paperwork has however not reached me yet so I can't say for certain".

Cartman nodded, "good work", Kenny smiled before looking back down at his porn mag that Bebe was now looking at. "Well I'ma head to the stadium maybe do a couple of laps on the ice", Stan nodded as he glanced at Kyle who was writing in his notebook. "Wait you were just dead tired? ", Cartman shruged, "found some energy sleeping within me". Stan glanced back at the red head he couldn't help but notice how his head bobbed just a little when writing, Stan found it a bit adorable. He looked away before someone took notice of his lingering stare to look down at his backpack, " so Wendy you still haven't told me! ", Stan looked up to see Bebe grinning madly as Wendy fumbled with her jacket.

" Bebe not now ok, Wendy mumbled biting her lip, "FINE!", Bebe signed annoyed looking back at the magazine Kenny held. " That position is the best", she whispered into his ear and it made Kenny's skin crawl he felt brave so he looked her dead in the eye. " I wouldn't know, you wanna show me? ", Kyle and Stans jaws drooped as Wendy turned an unnatural pink color, Bebe only smirked taking his hands and leading him away from the table.

"Holy shit yes! ", Kenny cheered as the couple disappeared from the cafeteria, the group took a few seconds to shake off what had happened. "I'ma go", Wendy finally said taking her bag and standing quickly to leave, she was going to chace down Cartman and probably have a small talk with him. Stan was left with Kyle who was staring a hole trough his math homework and table, "Kyle", Stan whispered awaiting an answer that never came, "do you hate me? ", Kyle though long and hard about what to answer.

He could tell Stan to fuck off or he could say no and see were that would take them, "Stan", Kyle sighed looking up from his work, "I'm gay for you, I'm trying really hard not to show it since we're at school right now so please for the love of God just-". Kyle felt something warm on his hand he looked down to find Stan holding his hand, " Kyle I don't want you to hate me, I don't care if your gay for me, I miss you buddy".

Kyle bit his lip as he tore his hand from him, "stop being gay dude and go get some orange juice so we can finish this homework". Stan smiled widely as Kyle tried his best to pout, " alright! ", Stan quickly stood from the table to run to the breakfast line, Kyle could only stare at Stan little ass as he ran. He felt the familiar tightness in his pelvic area and groaned, Kyle was going to drive himself into madness.

X

" Cartman seriously, Jesus did not exist when the dinosaurs walked the earth! ", Wendy said frustrated as she slammed her pencil on the table. " How are you so sure? ", Cartman asked with a smile, he completely loved seeing Wendy angry, it was an insanely sexy look for her. " Cartman can we just chose a subject that we can both agree on", Wendy growled Cartman could only smile, "how about we do the nazis?", Wendy could feel herself shaking.

There was no way she was winning this so she just sighed deeply and nodded defeated, "cool! ", Cartman cheered. " Es wird schmerz ich verspreche sein", (it will be painless i promise) Wendy couldn't help but smirk. Across the room Kyle sat tapping his pen on the note pad as Kenny eye raped Bebe who was sitting facing him. The two blonds lusting after one another from across the room, Kyle flings his pen at Kenny which successfuly hits him in the eye, "ah dude really? !", Kyle smirks as his blond friend holds his eye.

" Concentrate Kenny", the red head looks back down at his note book, "are you and Stan a thing now?", Kyle shook his head. " Nope I don't think we ever will Ken", the blond rolled his eyes sketching a huge question mark on his page. They hear laughing and look back to see Cartman and Wendy smiling at one another, Kyle was jealous how well it was going for Cartman, he basically had Wendy by the balls. Well if girls had balls.

"Those two are so made for one another", Kenny whispers smiling as Wendy reached to smack Cartman in the arm. " Yeah they are", Kyle admits looking away, "Just give Stan time, I'm sure he'll come out of the closet soon enough". Kyle blushes closing his eyes, "shut up Kenny", the blond snickers looking over at Bebe and winking her way, he could still taste her on his lips and he was sure Bebe would be the death of him, but it would be the best death of his life.

X

"Pass it!", Clyde yells slamming his stick on the ice, Craig looks over at him nodding moving into position to pass it. Cartman quickly claims the puck while pushing him to the ground, "have to be faster than that Craig!", Stan dances besides the brunet making sure no one's after him. " BOOM! ", Cartman yells as he hits the puck into the net, "Great shot! ", Stan yells looking up at him, "hell yes it was, everything I do is fucking great! ", Cartman smirks.

Stan bites his tongue as the coach skates over, "great match guys! Go ahead and get changed, well have practice next Wednesday", all the boys nodded skating to the exit. In the locker room all the boys cracked jokes about each other's butt cracks and all that as Stan found his eyes wondering. He eyed each of his team mates abs and muscles, he had never noticed how attractive muscles were, he turned facing Cartman who was in the middle of pulling off his jersey.

Stan mentally slapped himself forcing himself to look away and focus on changing into his own clothing. " So have you and Kyle made up? ", Cartman asked rolling on his deodorant, "kinda", Stan whispered looking away biting his lip. " Well that's good at least", Cartman mumbles pulling on his shirt, Stan sighs happily as he looks at him, "well I'ma take off,see you tomorrow", Cartman slams the locker closed walking away.

Cartman looked like he was in a hurry to get home, Stan only shruged pulling on his own shirt. The boys around him were talking in there own little groups, Stan missed Kyle, he slams his locker tossing his bag over his shoulder. " Hey Stan ", the boy looks up to see Token leaning against the wall nearest the entrance to the locker room, "what's up? ".

Token smiles, "I heard your and Wendy are taking a brake", Stan felt nauseous he had a feeling he knew were this was heading. " I was wondering if it be cool if maybe I asked her out", Token spoke while rubbing his neck. Stan really dint know how to respond, he could tell him to back off but that would be wrong, Wendy wasn't his anymore, Stan bit his lip thinking. "I really don't know why you're asking me dude, she can do what ever she wants after all", Token smiles, "yeah your right".

He watches the boy turn on his heel, "well wish me luck", Stan watched the teen run from the locker room. Stan tightened his grip on his bag as he left the locker room also, he was angry but he had to be cool, Stan wondered to think of Kyle and his red curls. The boy sighs happily feeling a bit better before he feels the nausea again, Stan was most positive he was going gay for Kyle.

X

Wendy sighs happily as she closses her laptop, she hears some faint pounding that had been going on for a few good hours. She walks to her window pulling it open, she leans out looking around to find the source of the noise. Her jaw nearly drops as she catches a glimpse of Cartman shirtless and punching his bag.

She had the strongest urge to kiss every single muscle that he displayed and discover new ones, she bit her tongue looking away her eyes landing on a faded photo. She reached for it the photo of her and Stan hugging, both looking happy, in the background Kyle, Cartman and Kenny stood talking. Cartmans old frame in view she glanced outside at the current Cartman punching the bag. They were both completely different people, Wendy dropped the photo on the floor to stare at the figure dancing in the snow.

She watched him punch, kick and wipe the sweat from his brow repeatedly, she couldn't help but lick her lips when Cartman pulled on his crotch. She knew he was probably fixing his boxers from all the kicking but she couldn't help bit feel curious to what hid beneath the shorts. She had seen a penis before, she once snuck a peak at Stans when they were at a pool party. She couldn't help but wonder how Cartmans could look, maybe it was big, or it could also be a two inch terror.

"Take a picture it will last longer", Wendy nearly jumped from her skin at the sudden voice, she turns quickly to see Bebe snickering. " How the hell did you get in? ", Wendy asked trying to calm her beating heart, "your mom let me in duh", Bebe said walking over to stand next to the window.

"He is definitely something to look at", Wendy huffed closing her window and curtains, the moment was ruined no need to keep the view with Bebe now in the room. "Oh come on Wendy you know I'm just teasing you", Bebe smirked taking a last peak out the window.

Wendy slumped on her bed picking up the dropped photo at the same time, "damn you still have that old thing? ", Bebe said moving to sit next to her. " Yeah I do", Wendy let a frown set on her face as she sighed laying it on her bed, "is Cartman the one who stole your heart? ", Bebe asked as Wendy turned away. " OMG AND YOUR KISSED HIM! ", Wendy closed her eyes feeling her cheeks flair up, "no wonder you were perving on him just now".

" How was it? ", Wendy finally looked over at her blond friend, "that's kinda personal", Bebe rolled her eyes, "you told me when you kissed Stan, this is basically the sane thing, except his friend". Wendy cringed, " your right this is his friend, isn't there a rule that states never to date your x's best friend? ", Wendy asked as Bebe snorted. "Not if his friends is freaking hot and single", Wendy took her turn to roll her eyes, "well if you must know, it was amazing, his lips were freaking bliss and the second time it was better than the first".

Bebe smiled and Wendy blushed, "he just, I don't know what it is but that guy has so much pent up energy, when he releases it is fucking amazing", Wendy explains tossing herself back. " Wow you make it sound like you guys have had sex", Wendy blushes, "mouth sex yes".Bebe laughs as Wendy covers her face with her pillow, "shut up Bebe".

X

Cartman hadn't noticed the shiny brand new Mercedes that had pulled up to Wendys house as he shoveled the snow. " Cartman?", the brunet turns to Token who looked just as confused as he felt, "Token?". The two stood silent, "what are you doing here you black ass hole? ", Cartman asked tossing the shovel on his shoulder, "I'm looking for Wendys house".

Cartman glared at him, "what for? ", Token glared back, "none of your god damn business", Cartman smirked looking away. " She doesn't like black ass holes Token so might as well leave", this time Token chuckled, "you know what they say, once you go black you can't go back". Cartman felt annoyed as Wendys front door flew open Wendys father walking out, "ah Mr. Testaburger! is your daughter home? ".

Wendy's father looked from one boy to the other, one who was very tall and very dark skinned and one also tall and very shirtless."Em yes once moment", he quickly turned to yell into the house, Cartman growled annoyed that he dint have time to shove Token away. Soon Wendy was at the door looking lovely like always her beige cardigan hanging loosely on her form with her baggy cherry printed pj's pants.

Cartman wanted nothing more to tear her clothing to shreds as Token approached her, "hey Wendy, I wanted to talk to you", Token spoke awkwardly. Wendy glanced between the two boys her eyes lingering on Cartmans for a while to long, "what's up? ", she finally said. Cartman couldn't help but frown and turn away going back to what he had been doing.

" I wanted to ask if you wanted to go see a movie some time? ", Cartman fought the urge to run at Token with his shovel above his head, as he chased the boy down. Beating him to a bloody pulp then dig the hole to bury his body and return to his life, "eh what? ", Wendy asked confused. " I heard you and Stan broke up and I was wondering if you maybe wanted to get to know one anther better".

Cartman shoveled the snow furiously trying to ignore the voices, his anger flaring all at once, "well you see that's the thing I'm kinda interested in someone at the moment". Cartman froze resisting the urge to turn to her, "eh! Well it wouldn't hurt to just go on one date! Come on we'll do what ever you want", Cartman smiled at Tokens beging. At the same time Cartman wondered who could have Wendy's attention, and if it wasn't him then he might just soon go on a small hunting trip.

"Can I sleep on it? ", Wendy finally said as Token jumped, "of course! I'll wait for you tomorrow, thank you", Token basically shouted. Cartman couldn't help but turn to glare at him annoyed, "fuck you fat ass! ", Token yelled skipping to his car. Both Cartman and Wendy watched Token peel out and disappear into the distance, "fucking ass hole", Cartman mumbles walking to his garage.

" Hey Cartman", the boy turned to see Wendy smiling and waving at him, he lifted his hands to wave back but dropped it instead to pull open the garage door and toss the shovel in. He felt angry and jealous for who ever Wendy was interested in, he just wanted to go inside shower play some LoL and call it a day.

When he finally came back out from the garage Wendy's door was closed, Cartman sighed deeply as he slammed the garage door down. It felt like it was going to be a long week already.

X

" Why the hell did she say yes! ", Cartman scram as he ran back and forth on the ice, "dude calm down ", Kyle pleaded. " Fuck you Kyle! At least your butt budy is still fucking single!", Cartman scram coming to a quick holt the small flakes of ice sparking up. " That fucking AH! ", Cartman growled as he flung himself forward crashing against the glass, "Cartman dude really chill, I'm sure there's a reason!".

Kyle felt a bit terrified at how much speed and strength his friend had, ,also he has never seen Cartman this angry, he was used to his small spats and curses but not this. Kyle had never seen I'ma flip a freaking car and kill a man angry Cartman and he was positively terrified. "Look, Kenny is banging Bebe im sure he can get some information", Cartman slowed down taking in Kyles words.

"Now please stop trashing the ring", Cartman looked around to notice the deep groves inbeded into the ice. "Come on let's just go to first period and I'll try to get in contact with Ken", Cartman signed nodding as he skated towards the exit, Kyle quickly took his phone out and began to text Kenny.

The blond in question was panting as he pulled his pants back on, "damn babe you never seam to stop surprising me. Bebe giggled as she fixed her top, they become still when they hear a slight buzzing, Kenny reached for his phone, "who is it? ", Kenny smiles, "the fag", Bebe lifts a brow, " Stan? ", Kenny laughs, "no Kyle".

He reads the message before texting back, "hey Bebe what's up with Wendy and Token?", Kenny asked straight out. Bebe gives him a confused look, "nothing? Why is there something gong on?", Kenny took his girlfriend in, "she dint tell you anything? ", Bebe thought hard, "well he did come by yesterday to ask her-Oh my god! ". Kenny jumped at the sudden yell, "she said yes?!", Kenny stared at her waiting for an explanation that never came.

Instead Bebe ran from the utility closet to hunt down her best friends before class started, leaving a very lonely Kenny alone. The blond also exited the closet looking around making sure no one had seen his girlfriends sudden appearance.

He smelled a shit storm cooking and he wasn't too sure if he wanted to be present when it exploded. The bell rang signaling the beginning of the day, Kenny shoved gods hands into his pockets abs walked down the hall spotting a certain football player.