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Nagisa,

Do you seriously have a medical degree?

-Seven


Seven,

Yep.

You can start calling me Nagisa Sagan M.D

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

Wait…

You have a MASTERS in medicine??

-Seven


Seven,

Of course. I have an MD under my name on my nameplate in my office. Haven't you ever noticed it?

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

Well, I guess but I never really thought much about it. I remember you saying something about it while Ritsu was injured. That was what made me think about it.

-Seven


Seven,

Speaking of that night…

How's that new security scheme going? Ritsu wants it done by tomorrow.

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

I'm done.

Want to go out to eat?

-Seven


Seven,

Yes!

-Nagisa


Nagisa and Seven,

You two will not leave the building until you've finished the work I've given you.

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

How did you know we were going to out?

-Seven


Ritsu,

HAVE YOU BEEN HACKING MY EMAILS AGAIN?!

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

No but I do monitor them.

-Ritsu


Seven,

How do you think I know?

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

That's illegal!

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

And you're point is…?

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

You should be arrested!

-Nagisa


Ritsu,

You're screening Nagisa's emails again?

-Seven


Seven,

Again? I never stopped.

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

I know you don't care, but isn't that illegal?

-Seven


Seven,

Indeed it is.

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

Answer me, goddammit!!!

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

There is nothing for me to talk to you about if you're only going to whine and insult me.

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

I'm calling the cops on you right now!!

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

And risk everything getting discovered? I think not!

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

Why do you screen her emails in the first place?

-Seven


Seven,

Do you want me to lie or tell you the truth?

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

The truth, please.

-Seven


Ritsu,

When they arrest you, I'll erase they're memory.

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

You don't know any memory-erasing spells.

-Ritsu


Seven,

I need to know that she's working like she should be.

That, and its fun to piss her off.

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

I didn't think fun was in your vocabulary.

-Seven


Ritsu,

You name one person who does!

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

Ritsu actually knows what the term 'fun' means.

-Seven


Nagisa,

Soubi.

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

Would you stop talking about that stupid kid?!

-Nagisa


Seven,

His perception of fun isn't normal.

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

Stupid kid?

Ill have you know that I trained him for twelve years.

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

Face it, you're obsessed!

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

Get back to work already!

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

Fine! Be that way!

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

God, you're so immature!

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

You started it!

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

Stop acting like a child and work!

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

If you're the pedophile I think you are, that means you're attracted to me!

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

For the last time, I am not a pedophile!

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

Liar!

You did it with a twelve year-old because he looked like his mother!

-Nagisa


Nagisa,

Fine! I'll give you that one!

-Ritsu


Nagisa and Ritsu,

Can you two stop arguing over email so that we can finish what we're working on!

-Seven


Seven,

Buzzkill…

-Nagisa


Seven,

Good idea.

-Ritsu


Ritsu,

Just a really quick question…

Why do you only screen Nagisa's emails?

-Seven


Sorry for the wait. I've been working on finishing Poisonous for a while. Now that that's done, expect more chapters of this fic!

I changed the layout. Is it any easier to read?

I can't believe I wrote an entire chapter on these three. Hell, I don't even know why. Was it funny enough?

Review please!

~Wolfie